Ladies and gentlemen, welcome aboard Qantas Airways
dream liner flight number 50.
Now buckle up baby, because Kalen is on board
and it's about to be the best flight you done ever flew!
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Hey y'all.
Now listen.
Everybody that knows me knows that I love to travel.
So when Qantas Airways told me that they
wanted me to fly on their nonstop inaugural flight
from San Francisco to Melbourne, Australia, baby,
Kalen is there.
Is Australia ready for me?
Probably not.
But I'm coming!
Let's go!
Hello!
Hi Mr. Kalen, welcome.
Are you excited to got to Australia?
Oh honey, that is an understatement.
I am ecstatic about going to Australia.
We hear you always wanted to be a flight attendant.
Oh, yes indeed.
I always wanted to be a flight attendant.
I think Rachel's got something for you.
How do you feel today about being crew in training?
Wait, no, seriously.
Are you serious?
Yeah.
And you got me a name tag!
She's going to take you to your seat, all right?
Welcome on board.
Ooh, look at this.
This is spacious.
This is nice.
Wait a minute.
This can't be my seat, honey.
Hold on!
It's got a night stand, too?
Oh y'all got ear phones.
Because you know my bluetooth ear phones,
they don't be working.
This is boo-gee.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Oh Qantas, darling, this outfit is ravishing.
Goodday, mate!
Welcome!
Have a good flight.
I'm going to tear my suit jacket.
Welcome on board.
Hi!
Welcome aboard!
If this doesn't work, y'all know what's plan B. Welcome aboard,
mate.
Good evening everyone.
How is everyone feeling today?
[CHEERING]
Wonderful, well I would like to welcome all of you
personally to this wonderful flight
that we are about to take.
Let me hear you make some noise!
[CHEERING]
Yes, indeed.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Hello, hello.
Here's your menu.
Hi, cutie!
Let's see what's inside.
So we got some food.
I don't know what beef tagine is.
It sounds real boo-gee to me.
Do you know where Hugh Jackman lives?
Have you ever seen his house?
All right.
So tell me.
I've always wondered how you all make the food.
So can you tell me a little bit about that
so I know how that works.
How about we pipe up some food and you can have something
to eat?
OK, let's do it.
Hello, sir.
I have your meal right here.
Here you go.
I'll sit it down for you.
That is the seared salmon with potato puree, broccolini,
leek--
what the hell is leek?
Oh, I mean broad beans and romesco sauce.
Enjoy.
Thank you.
Nailed it.
Oh my God, thank you so much.
I feel like this is the best thing that I've probably
ever done, second to Ellen.
Well you've done a great job as a training flight
attendant today, so go get some well earned rest.
Thank you.
I'm just going to hop into bed now.
I will see you soon.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Oh my goodness, the time has come!
Melbourne, Australia.
I think I need a new hat!
Do I look Australian enough?
Goodday, Aussies!
Hey, Aussies!
Goodday, Aussies!
Hey Aussie!
Sup, mate?
Hello!
Australians, we're going to chitchat it up today.
How long you live here?
37 years.
37 years!
Do you know Hugh Jackman?
Were you born in a pouch?
Yes, kind of.
In Australia, so I'd say a pouch.
Can you teach me some slang, though?
Arvo is a good one.
What is that?
Like afternoon.
Oh.
You say ava?
Do you know what brekky is?
No, what's that?
It's breakfast.
Breakfast?
We like to abbreviate everything.
How's it going?
That's Australian slang?
really?
I say that all the time!
Do you know where Hugh Jackman is?
I've been trying to find him.
If you know where Hugh Jackman is,
call us because we've been looking for him.
Now I heard Melbourne was famous for its street art, baby,
but I did not know it was going to look like this.
I like this.
Oh!
That's beautiful!
Look, everybody's going to know I was here!
You're going to spray that with red.
Oh.
Like that?
That's it!
That's good.
Look at you go!
Kalen takes Melbourne, Australia.
I have left my mark for all eternity.
All right, there's absolutely no way
that I could travel all the way to Australia
and not go see some wildlife.
Let's go.
I can't wait.
I've never seen a kangaroo in person.
Hi!
Right here.
Come eat.
This is amazing.
I'm going to adopt you.
Bring you home.
You're my babies.
Wave.
Wave to Ellen.
Say hi, Ellen.
This is so cool!
Oh, we're all going to come to the camera.
See, this is how I know you're my children, because you
love the attention.
And you're the star of the show, aren't you?
You're trying to take my job.
Now I'm real nervous because I ain't never been
on a helicopter before, and this is an hour and a half flight
and I don't know if they've got enough gas for that.
But wish me luck.
Oh!
Ah, shoot!
Ah!
Well Melbourne, Australia, there are
no words that can express how wonderful this trip has been.
I have gotten to feed kangaroos, meet sleeping koalas.
Look how beautiful it is!
I've gotten to travel on a helicopter for the very
first time and see your wonderful and beautiful
coastline.
Ooh!
You can't buy this on a postcard.
Thank you so much, Qantas, and thank you Melbourne, Australia.
Until next time, I love you.
Mwah!