(laid-back music)
(surreptitious music)
- (chuckles) Uh, I forgot my wallet, uh... (chuckles)
- See ya! Okay, and no one's paying attention.
(surreptitious music)
- A'ight, I'mma head out.
I got cooler people to hang out with.
Guys, it was a joke, but based on your uncool reactions,
you are just proving my point.
- I'm heading out, just in case you were wondering
why the party suddenly got boring.
- Sorry, everyone, I gotta get home to let out the doge.
He really hates socializing.
I mean, he really hates being locked up
and I hate socializing.
I mean, uh, I better just head out before I poop the bed,
I mean, he poops the bed.
- Bye, everyone. - Great seeing you!
Oh, by the way, how's your family doing?
- Oh, uh, fa-family's great. - That's great.
I heard you guys all went to Italy
for a month this past summer!
Tell me all about it.
- Well, it was, it was a pretty long trip.
I don't wanna bore you. - No, no, no!
Tell me the details!
I need to know everything.
- Well, uh, day one, we started in Milan.
- [Inquirer] Do you have pictures on your phone?
- Yeah. - Show me, show me!
I wanna feel like I'm reliving this entire trip
with you right now!
- Okay.
- Hey, Jimmy, are you leaving soon?
Are you going uptown?
Oh, you're going downtown.
Yeah, I need to go uptown.
Could you possibly go uptown before you go downtown?
No? Okay, understandable.
- Hey, are you leaving soon? - Yeah, in a few minutes. Why?
- I gotta get out of here. I'm wiped.
- Well, just leave now.
You don't have to wait for me.
- I hate making an exit alone.
It's too much pressure.
I need a social buffer.
- Okay. - I need a plan.
- My plan is to say goodbye and leave.
- Let me write this down.
- Guys, someone's car is blocking me in.
It's, like, a blue car.
Hello? I can't leave until you move.
(quirky music)
I'm right here.
(surreptitious music)
- Hey, I put my phone down somewhere.
- Bye, everyone! Let's do this again sometime.
Really, like, uh, Friday, 7 pm. Sound good?
Tiffany? You gonna be there?
Friday, 7 pm?
Guys, let's make it happen.
I'm not leaving until we get the next one on the schedule.
(surreptitious music)
- Uh, I'm heading out, but before I go,
I'm gonna help you clean up.
I mean, why is everyone sitting around
watching the host work?
Get off your butt and start filling bags!
You've been sucking down hors d'oeuvres.
How about suck up some dirt?
Put down the alcohol.
Pick up the Lysol.
I know it's Clorox, okay?
I needed it to rhyme.
- So yeah, overall, Italy, amazing country, and you know,
in Italian, they say ciao for goodbye, so ciao!
- [Inquirer] Oh, yeah, ciao, ciao.
Oh, speaking of which!
I heard you got into culinary school! Congratulations!
- Uh, yeah, thanks.
Uh, I'm just gonna... - Tell me all about it!
Everything. Every little detail from beginning to end.
Just tell me right here right now.
- Why are we still here?
Just to suffer?
- Tiffany! Uh, where do you live?
Uptown, great. Uh, can I get a ride?
Oh, you rode your motorcycle. Okay.
You got an extra helmet?
- Ready?
- Yeah, I've been ready for, like, three hours.
- We haven't even been here that long.
- I pregamed my dread.
- You gotta be more energetic than that when we leave.
- Why?
- You don't want people to think you're tired.
- But I am tired.
I wanna go to bed.
- Same, but we gotta pretend for a few seconds
like we had the best night ever.
- If this was anyone's best night ever,
I would be extremely depressed for them.
- This was the best night ever, guys!
I don't want it to end.
But I guess I gotta say goodbye for now, okay?
(chipper music)
Going once. Going twice. (laughs)
Wow. It's like you guys want me to leave.
You're not even trying to stop me.
- This gathering has been somewhat enjoyable,
but none of you are particularly memorable people
and my time could be better spent elsewhere,
so for those reasons, I'm out.
- Guys, the police are out front because they say
someone's blue car just got stolen and they're like,
"Oh, my gosh, who did this?"
Maybe the person who owns that car should, like,
go out front and just, like, check on things,
see, like, the status of your car.
Hello? (surreptitious music)
- Glasses. (sighs) I thought things were a little fuzzy.
- Uh, hi. What's your name again?
Dunsted? Dustin.
Cool, cool, cool.
Um, are you going uptown, by chance?
You are! Okay.
Could you do me a solid and give me a ride?
You don't have a ride either.
Dude. How did you expect to get home?
(surreptitious music)
- Okay, because no one here will acknowledge me
or take responsibility for their blue car blocking me in,
I am gonna take an Uber home, okay?
Peace out, B-words. - Oh, my gosh.
He just left without saying goodbye. So rude.
- Well, I'll get out of your hair, okay?
I mean, it is 2 am, after all,
and everyone else left five hours ago.
- Okay, everyone, it's time for me to hit the dusty trail.
Yeah. - Goodbye.
- Thanks for having me.
I really had a great time.
- I had an amazing time.
Personally, I will never forget this evening.
- Okay.
- In fact, I didn't even wanna leave, but he was like,
"Dude, I don't wanna be the only one leaving," so.
- Okay.
- I am so full of energy right now, but he is dead tired.
- I think they get it.
- Like, he was saying how he wanted to leave
as soon as he got here, and I was like,
"Dude, just loosen up.
Just have some fun, man."
- Will you cut it out? - Sorry, guys.
He gets a little cranky when he's tired.
- Okay, I'm out of here.
- See? He, he just, he just wanted to go to bed.
So, uh, I had a great time.
I love you guys.
You guys are the best, and let's do it again soon, okay?
All righty. Bye-bye.
- Anyone in the bathroom?
- Good merning, everybody. (laughs)
I just slept on the floor in the closet last night.
I figured you wouldn't mind.
I was like Harry Potter, the boy in the cupboard, you know?
Oh, my gosh, are you having Eggos?
I love Eggos.
Um, you know, I was just gonna head out,
but if you've got some extra...
(sputters) Yes!
♪ They say a stranger's come to town ♪
♪ They call him Mr. Frank James ♪