The cannabis gold rush is on!
At the stroke of midnight on new year’s,
California will become the eighth state
to legalize recreational marijuana.
Legal marijuana is projected to be a
seven-billion-dollar industry.
A big win for lovers of weed.
Smoking a joint,
can get you a DUI.
[Make the Moment by Studio Monkey]
Hey Eric.
ERIC: Hello?
ERIC: Hello? Yo, it’s Guy.
– Hey man, it’s been a while.
Hey man, how are you?
– Good. How about you?
Yeah, I’m good. I’m good.
– Haven’t seen you in a long time! What have you been up to?
Yeah, sorry. I know, I’ve been real buys. Been real busy.
– I’ve been trying to talk to you.
I know, my bad. I know you have. I know you have.
Hey, did you guys get the new Matrix in yet?
– I’m actually at work.
Oh, you’re working right now.
– I should probably go.
Okay, yeah. No problem. No problem.
Oh hey! Um.
Hey, before I forget.
Do you have any…
stuff.
You could, sell me?
– My guy moved to Sacramento.
Oh, really?
Shit!
– You know Todd?
– You know Todd? Yeah.
Yeah. – He might have some.
Yeah, hey do you have his number.
– Do you have a pen and paper?
I do.
Yeah.
Hey Todd.
TODD: Whazup man??
Hey man. – Oooooo! Yeah!
Hey. – Alright!!!
– Oooooo! Yeah… Eeeee.
– Who is this Bro?
Um, it’s Guy.
– Guy?
Guy Herbert.
– Guy who?
Eric’s buddy.
– Which Eric man?
Eric.
– I know a lot of Erics.
Eric from your work.
– At work? Nah man, there’s no Eric here.
You guys worked together for
like a long ass time.
– Wait, tall dude?
Yeah, he’s tall.
– Well, he’s not that tall.
He’s kind a tall.
– Wears these pants all the time.
Yeah, he does wear pants.
– No. Wait man. I’ve seen him in shorts.
Sometimes he wears shorts.
– Long shorts kind of like pants.
Hey, Todd!
Do you have any…
any stuff?
Any.. any..
– Stuff?
Trees?
– What trees?
Green trees?
– All trees are green man.
Todd, do you have any pot?
Do you have pot?
Weed?
– Ah…
Weed plants?
– Yeah, I’m in Sacramento.
Ah... no.
Shit.
Do you know anybody, that’s not out of town?
That might have some…
Some… weed?
Some pot?
Hi Will?
WILL: Yup, this is him.
Hi, How you doing man?
This is, this is a… Guy Herbert.
I’m a friend of Eric’s, Todd’s buddy from work.
– Yeah, Todd and Eric.
Do you have any…
Stuff?
Any… pot?
– You want some Nuggets?
Nuggets! Yeah, Nuggets.
You got any Nuggets?
– I’m out man.
This is John’s Cousin’s roommate’s brother’s friend,
Alison’s boyfriend Tom’s manager’s roommate’s cousin’s stepbrother’s friend,
Jerome’s friend, Alex’s sister’s roommate’s cousin’s
Brother, Will’s friend, Todd’s friend, Eric from blockbuster.
– Guy Herbert!
Yes!
No, my name is Guy.
No, I don’t work at blockbusters. Eric does.
No, not that one.
Well… that’s a… must be a different blockbuster.
Hi!
– How can I help you?
Yes, Um you don’t know me. This is Guy, Guy Herbert.
– [Inaudible]
It doesn’t matter.
Yeah, hey do you have any pot?
Do you know anybody that does have pot?
You got any weed?
You have any weed?
Are you holding pot?
Nuggets!
Do you know somebody who does?
Do you anybody who does?
Could you give me their number please?
I’m sorry, I don’t have his number. Can you give it to me?
[Speaking Spanish] Hola
– Hola
me llamo Guy Herbert
– disculpe
tienes
drogas verdes?
– [Inaudible]
motas yes
– [Inaudible]
Tienes
– número equivocado
Por favor
[Crying Uncontrollably]
[Crying Uncontrollably] Do you have any pot?
I’m a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend.
[Screaming Loudly]
[Phone Rings]
Hey.
Hey man.
Do you ah…
Do you got any weed?
Can I buy some pot?