AS WE JUMP TO OUR NEXT GAME, TOURIST TRAPPED.
SPRING IS JUST AROUND THE CORNER AND TEMPERATURES ON
THE EAST COAST ARE SKYROCKETING INTO THE SINGLE
DIGITS.
AND WARM WEATHER OF COURSE MEANS ROAD TRIPS.
THAT'S WHY SELF-PROCLAIMED DATA TINKERER RANDY
OLSON RECENTLY CREATED AN ALGORITHM CALCULATING THE
QUICKEST DRIVING ROUTE ACROSS AMERICA THAT INCLUDES
50 VISITS TO NATIONAL LANDMARKS LIKE THE STATUE OF
LIBERTY AND THE WHITE HOUSE.
LET'S TAKE A LOOK.
THIS IS THE PERFECT IF YOU WANTED TO DRIVE AROUND THE
COUNTRY AND SEE A BUNCH OF [BLEEP], THAT'S WHAT YOU WOULD
DO.
A TRIP THAT LONG IS GOING TO REQUIRE A LOT OF EMPTY
GATORADE BOTTLES TO PEE IN.
SINCE RANDY IS SHOWING US TO WHERE TO VISIT ON THE ULTIMATE
AMERICA ROAD TRIP, COMEIDANS, COME UP WITH PLACES WOULD YOU TO
THE WANT TO VISIT.
LET'S PUT 60 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK AND BEGIN.
JESSE.
>> THE TOMB OF THE UNCIRCUMSIZED SOLDIER.
>> Chris: POINTS.
RICKY.
>> FERGUSON.
>> Chris: POINTS.
JESSE.
>> THE MUSEUM OF LACTOSE INTOLERANCE.
>> Chris: POINTS.
ALICE.
>> THE [BLEEP] PART OF ARIZONA.
>> Chris: POINTS.
ALICE AGAIN.
>> MOUTH DAKOTA.
>> Chris: POINTS.
JESSE.
>> THE MEDICINE CABINET AT NEVERLAND RANCH.
>> Chris: POINTS.
ALICE.
>> INCESTUAL SEX FLAG.
IT'S IN ALABAMA.
>> Chris: POINTS, RICKY.
>> WHATEVER PARKING LOT SUGE KNIGHT IS IN.
>> Chris: POINTS.
ALICE.
>> RASCAL FLATTS, THE BAND OR IF IT'S A PLACE.
>> Chris: OKAY, POINTS.
JESSE.
>> A STORAGE WAR REENACTMENT.
>> Chris: POINTS.