Hey Vsauce I'm Jake and DON'T POP IT.com, so instead let's just wait...ok...this is
taking too long (2). What does the Rap board have to say...okaaay well luckily I have a
lot more DONGs just for you...things you can do online now, guys.
Every last drop goes through every last fact about water usage in the UK with an awesome
animation to go along with it....for example ⅓ of water is lost in leaky pipes before
it even gets to our homes.
Or virtually leave your home and see the sights of Tokyo. This 150 gigapixel image was shot
from the top of Tokyo tower over 2 days, is made up of 10,000 images and it took 12 weeks
to stitch together.
Then explore more of Japan by hiking the summit of Mt. Fuji using Google Street View.
But instead of exploring photos, turn them 8bit with Super Pixel Time. You upload whatever
image you want, set the style and let it pixelate.
If you'd rather make something from scratch check out Neon Flames that lets you paint
with said flames. Choose your color and the longer you hold the mouse down the more intense
the light becomes. Soon enough you'll have a master piece like this...
And while you're being artistic, listen to wikipedia. Bells indicate an addition to an
article and strings represent a subtraction. The change of pitch depends on the size of
the edit, and new users create a beautiful swell. Clicking on any of the dots will take
you to it's corresponding page and the whole thing is quite soothing.
For something even more relaxing there's ("WHAT")...ug...for something ("WHAT")....Lil Jon you're very
annoying ("YEAH!").
Ya know what? Let's Human Chop, a fun gruesome flash game where you chop down large objects
and crush the little guys beneath.
Ah, I feel better now so lets check out a game Mr. Orange Paper sent me called Sinuous.
You have to avoid the endless waves of red dots and grab power ups. It seems easy at
first and then, well.... you die.
Boooooo.....tube. Bootube takes away all the awesome videos (like vsauce), and feeds you
only the worst rated ones on YouTube.
Speaking of feeding, I'm getting hungry, mind if I cook your pet.com? They have plenty of
recipes and who could resist a vanilla sundae with dog blo...you know what...I'm good...I'm
good.
I'm just going to go play Icarus Proudbottom Teaches Typing, an amazing game that not only
makes typing fun, it makes it awesome. From Holy Wow Studios, Icarus Proudbottom instructs
you with hilarious fictitious facts about typing and then proceeds to shame you when
you perform poorly.
Once you've become king (or queen) of the keyboard, use this great website to draw with
text. Pick your font, the size and the words and draw away. Then have it all translated
by R2D2 (Jake, you are so strong and handsome). Oh, R2, you always know just what to say.
But I don't when it comes to computer jargon, which is why I use the Hollywood Tech Jargon
generator.
Then I have Emoji tracker keep tabs on every emoji used on twitter in real time.... Awww
hearts are the most popular, humanity is saved.
And it is all thanks to this penguin that hollowichigo56778 showed me from the game
Ripple Dot Zero. You play a genetically modified battle penguin that kills bad guys to escape
the laboratory that has imprisoned his flightless little body.
If you're trying to escape it helps to have the key..chords... a great tool that lets
musicians learn new chords and progressions without having to go back to school for music
theory. Add the chords you want to try and see how it sounds, then pick your favorite
and learn a new song.
It's a zip, a fun game that has you as a tiny adorable creature jumping through multi colored
boxes making your way to the target. Be careful not to be the same color as the bottom block
or you'll fall to your death. Your horrible, horrible death.
But it's hard to be down when you're playing with this thing. I have no idea what it is,
but it's really cool.
Use the Daylight Hours Explorer to see how many hours of sun you'll receive on a specified
date and latitude. The closer you get the poles the more disparity there is between
night and day.
No matter what time of day you can always be Hunting Arrows. You have to direct your
colored arrows away from the black ones or else they get splattered onto the backdrop.
Send me your DONGs via a YouTube Message or on my Facebook. I'm Jake and
as always, thanks for watching.