- No.
Bro, I already told you I'm watching Netflix, Okay.
No, not Queen's Gambit, Cobra Kai.
Yes, I know I've seen it like three times, okay,
but the new season's out, I like to refresh my memory.
You know what I'm saying, I like to be there for it.
No, I can't.
I'm sorry, bye.
(sighs) Okay, where were we?
All right.
(upbeat music)
(seagulls mewing)
(upbeat music)
- [Radio DJ] Good morning, California.
It's been about a year
since Cobra Kai's big championship win
and with the huge spike of popularity,
the franchise branched out into schools
all through the nation,
called Cobra Kai Worldwide.
And in recent news, Deer Park High
is exactly one month away from their karate championship.
Let's see if they have what it takes.
(school bell rings)
(upbeat music)
- [Girl] Hey.
(upbeat music)
(crowd chattering)
(boys howling)
(crowd chattering)
- Yo. - What's up, man?
- You ready to train after school?
- I don't know, man.
Since they was saying something about some cement truck,
I'm not too sure how I feel about that.
(boys laughing)
- Yeah, yeah.
My dad saw them hauling it up this morning.
Your dad see anything?
- Nah.
He's too caught up in this whole marriage thing, man.
He's too busy trying that get situated with my new stepmom.
That's a whole situation I'm not trying to focus on.
But what I do wanna focus on
is how Cobra Kai gonna win this tournament though.
- (boys cheering)
- Yo, yo, yo, yo.
That's the new dude.
He was in my first period this morning.
- Oh yeah, I heard about him.
Heard he's from New York.
Got kicked out of school for fighting.
- Psst, I heard he put some dude in a coma.
- Man, I heard he woke him up out that coma
and knocked him into another one.
- Guys, man!
- Why's he dressed like that?
- Yeah, what's up with his glasses?
(boys laughing) - Guys!
- What's up with his clothes?
(boys laughing)
- Yo!
That's my stepbrother.
- What?
- Yo!
Yo, Derrick.
(Jordan laughs)
What's up?
- Why do you have glasses on?
- It's a Cali thing.
- Jordan! - What?
Wearing 'em to school has been the life.
- Take the glasses off.
- Take the glasses off
- Geez, what?
- You need to calm down, man.
I'm just trying to look out for you.
- Okay, I get it.
- Damn.
- Oh, so that's Cobra Kai, huh?
Hey, man, where I get one of those jackets at?
- Nah, that's not gonna happen.
- What?
What do mean?
Derrick, come on, you've seen me fight.
I'm good.
You know what I'm saying?
- Yeah, I know you're good, you're really good.
But you're not Cobra Kai good.
- All right, whatever.
I just got a text from mom.
Apparently her and your dad are going out tonight,
so I need you to give me a ride home.
- What, just like that?
- Just like that.
- You don't have a car?
- I just moved here.
- Uber?
- What is--
No.
No. - Okay, okay.
Just meet me after school, at the track.
- [Jordan] Okay. - I got you.
Stop smiling.
You smile too much.
(dramatic music)
(crowd howling)
(dramatic music)
(boy screams)
(crowd howls) - Yo bro.
Derrick, Derrick. - You dead, man, you dead!
- What?
What, are you gonna hit me too?
(dramatic music)
Hey, come on, man.
(dramatic music)
(crowd chattering)
- Thank you for that.
- Yeah, no problem, don't mention it.
I'm Jamie, by the way.
- I'm Jordan.
- Nice to meet you, Jordan.
Never seen anyone stand up to Cobra Kai like that.
- What?
Nah, that was just Derrick, he--
Derrick's my stepbrother.
He never used to be like that.
I don't know.
Maybe it's this whole Cobra Kai thing that's getting to him.
- I'm just glad you came when you did.
(bully claps)
- Jordan!
Jordan, Jordan, Jordan, Jordan, Jordan.
(clicks tongue)
(dramatic music)
Quite the performance you put on back there, man.
(soft music)
Run.
- Jamie isn't going anywhere.
(feet stomping)
(Cobra scoffs)
- Maybe you don't quite understand
how things work around here.
So let me break it down for you, yeah?
Either you're Cobra Kai or you're the enemy.
And see, all of that that you did back there?
Wasn't very Cobra Kai-like of you now, was it?
- Well, maybe I'm not Cobra Kai.
(dramatic music)
- Well then, you're the enemy.
(loud dramatic music)
(grunting)
(Jamie panting)
- Damn, it's a long hallway.
(dramatic music)
(grunting and groaning)
- Fight!
(crowd shouting and cheering)
(bully breathing heavily)
(crowd shouting and cheering)
- No mercy.
(bangs loudly) (crowd howls)
- That's the one, yeah!
(drums beating)
(crowd shouting and cheering)
- Stop! (crowd howls)
- I mean, maybe a little mercy.
(shouts)
(crowd shouting)
(drums beating)
(boy grunting)
(school bell rings)
(feet stomping)
(mop swooshing)
(feet stomping)
(soft music)
- Ah, my head is killing me.
(groans)
Wait, where am I?
- Storage room.
You may want to take your time getting back up.
(groans)
- Right.
Wait.
Wait, you just fought six Cobra Kai members.
Who are you, are you even the janitor?
- Of course I'm the janitor.
Why?
(groans)
- Out there, in the hallway.
What was that?
- Oh, that's just the old fashioned karate.
Karat--
Karate.
Real karate.
None of that garbage they're learning over at Cobra Kai.
- So you could teach me?
Come on, you have to help out.
- I do?
- Cobra Kai isn't going anywhere.
Someone has to stand up to them.
Yeah, that really doesn't sound like my problem.
- Yeah, you're right.
I'll just do-- - But since you're begging me,
I guess we could give it a shot.
(grunts)
- So you'll teach me?
- Sure.
Why not?
But if we do this,
I'm gonna need more students.
(dramatic music)
- Well, that was fast.
Jordan.
Is this them?
- [Jordan] Yes, Sensei.
- Damn.
(clears throat)
In this dojo, you will address me as Sensei.
Understood? - Yes, Sensei.
- I said, understood?
- [Students] Yes, Sensei!
- That's what's up!
How old are you?
- 17, Sensei.
- All right.
You.
What's your name?
- Tony with a Y.
- Say that again.
- I said Tony with a Y.
- Oh, welcome to my dojo, Tony with a Y.
(sniggers)
Hey, guys, it's Tony with a Y.
We love tony with a Y.
(everyone laughing nervously)
Mm!
Get out. - But, Sensei!
- Get out! (crying)
Yeah, get me a new batch.
Now.
We're gonna talk about this.
- Yeah. - Oh yeah.
(loud banging)
(screaming)
All right, all right, all right.
I'll teach you.
Karate.
Why's he so damn strong?
You're all here because Jordan says
you're the best Deer Park High has to offer.
And you're paying me $40 a month.
(clears throat)
Now, are you ready to learn?
- Yes, Sensei.
- I said are you ready to learn karate?
- Yes, Sensei!
- Good.
(mop swooshes)
(students panting heavily)
- Sensei.
Hey, Sensei--
- Young Jordan, what's up?
- We've been doing this for two weeks
and some of the guys are talking,
throwing words like
child labor, suing, lawyers
- Lawyers?
(scoffs)
Jordan.
Do you trust me?
- Yes, Sensei, but-- - Hey!
Do you trust me?
- Yes, Sensei.
- Then wipe the locker.
- Sensei. - I said wipe the locker!
Ha!
Mop the floor.
Ha!
Wipe the locker, ha!
Mop the floor, ha!
(Sensei shouting)
Good.
(soft music)
Now then.
Are you ready to learn karate?
- Yes, sensei!
(soft music)
- And up.
And up.
(stick breaking) (grunting)
- Oh, shit.
(groans)
(dramatic music)
- Arms! - Arms!
- Sun!
(dramatic music)
Begin, ha! - Ha!
(students shouting)
(grunting)
- Great, do it, do it. (students howling)
- And up.
And up.
(stick cracking)
- I keep trying.
(students shouting)
(crying loudly)
- And up.
Ben, what are you doing?
- Nah, Sensei, I got it.
What is this, 250?
270?
All man, big days, big way.
This aint nothing, I got it.
Almost there, Sensei.
I'll make you proud, I promise you.
(grunts)
(seagulls mewing)
(coughing)
- Ah, where's Sensei?
- I'm so tired, I'm so tired.
- How much time do we got?
- Where is the promised land?
What is happening?
I wanna go home!
(crying loudly)
- I'm gonna check the Sensei.
Sensei.
Sensei, we've been out here all day.
Are we done, do we have--
- Go run five miles.
- [Jordan] Sensei. - Go run five miles right now!
Now!
Tell the wolves!
- [Child] I wanna go home!
- You are home.
You just don't know it yet.
(bells chiming)
(low music)
(students howling)
(students cheering)
- Arms! (students shouting)
Sun!
Begin!
Ha!
Ha! - Ha!
- Ha! - Ha!
(soft music)
- [Sensei] Begin, ha! - Ha!
- [Sensei] Ha! - Ha!
(students shouting)
- Sun!
- [Sensei] Ha! - Ha!
- Os! Os!
- Let's go, boys, let's go.
Hustle, all about balance.
Jordan, move your torso.
Damn, I love my boys!
My young wolves' progress has been impressive.
- Thank you, Sensei Jah.
- By the way, why do you always refer to us as wolves?
- Oh, that. - Yeah.
- Remember that day you defended Jamie?
- You mean the day where you saw potential in me.
(laughs)
- No, actually, you got your ass kicked.
But wolves are known as loners.
Lone wolf, right?
Wrong.
Wolves are actually loyal to their pack.
You were loyal to Jamie.
- Like a wolf?
- Like a wolf.
- And that's the thing.
With all this training, I just feel like
Sensei, we need to do something bigger.
Something better, something more.
- [Sensei] What do you have in mind?
- Sensei, something like this.
(soft music)
- You know what?
I think you're right.
(people chattering)
(dramatic music)
- Uh, you guys look unfamiliar.
Are you guys a new dojo?
- Yes, fairly.
- Okay, what would the name be?
All right, looks like we are set to go.
(dramatic music)
- [Second Sensei] Fear does not exist in this dojo, does it?
- [Students] No, Sensei!
- Pain does not exist in this dojo, does it?
- No, Sensei!
- Defeat does not exist in this dojo, does it?
- No, Sensei!
- [Man] All right, got you. - All right, man.
- All right, peace out. - All right, dude.
- All right, you guys.
(sniffles)
(phone ringing)
Hey. - What's going on?
- What are you talking about what's going on?
- What's this I hear about another dojo at your school?
- [Derrick] My brother started a dojo,
but it's okay because I'm handling it.
- Good.
Tell him to stop.
If you can't, I'll get someone else to.
(phone beeps)
(low music)
(school bell rings)
- [Announcer] Attention all college-bound students.
Interested in some extra money for college?
Check out all the scholarships that are available.
You can view these scholarships on--
- All right, class,
we're gonna go on to my favorite lesson
and it's architecture.
We're gonna talk about the different types of bridges,
you're gonna name all these bridges.
And the quicker we do this,
the quicker we can get out of here.
(door squeaks)
- Mr Garcia? - Yeah.
- Principal Macy need to see you in his office immediately.
Says it's something important.
- Okay, give me one second class.
(students chattering)
(dramatic music)
(clears throat)
(door locks)
(chairs scraping)
- This is my last warning to you, Jordan.
You and your band of freaks need to stand down, okay?
Because you're not tournament material.
Cobra Kai will literally destroy you.
- Well,
I guess we'll just have to find out in the tournament.
Now won't we?
- Oh.
Well, why wait when we can find out right now?
- You heard him, Jordan.
How about we settle this right now?
- Wow. (boys laughing)
Wow, okay.
Wait, hold up.
You're the kid from the cafeteria
who spilled food on my shoes, right?
Oh, I got something for him.
Can you--
(dramatic music)
(students howling)
(crowd chattering)
(dramatic music)
(shouting)
(screaming)
(grunting)
- This type of behavior will not be tolerated here
at Deer Park High.
One more incident like this
and all of you will be out of here.
Am I clear?
There will be no more fighting
in these halls
until the tournament.
And all of you will be spending the next two weeks
in these halls, after school,
cleaning up the mess that you made.
(locker bangs)
(announcer shouting)
(crowding cheering)
- Wolf Dynasty!
Let's get it, baby!
(dramatic music)
- You ready?
- Yes, Sensei.
- Brace yourself, guys.
Oh, we got something coming to y'all.
Give it up for the one and only, Cobra Kai!
(crowd cheering) ( Cobra Kai chanting)
(shouting)
I can't wait for you guys to get to this event.
Let's get it on and popping!
Let's do this, guys!
(crowd shouting)
- Let's do it!
(bell rings) (grunting)
- Ooh!
(whistle blows)
(upbeat music)
(crowd whistling and cheering)
(dramatic music)
- I'm not playing these games!
(dramatic music)
(grunting)
I'm cheeping grapes hay making there.
- What's popping?
How you doing?
- What in the-- - Just got my ass beat.
Just got my ass beat, we're going into it.
Wolf Dynasty, let's go!
- Stop yelling! - This your water?
Can I have your water?
All right, cool, Wolf Dynasty!
Wolf Dynasty, you got it, baby!
(howling)
- All right, apparently, we have a new commentator.
Here we go.
(dramatic music)
- Oh!
Oh!
Where the mic stand at?
I got my own.
- Ha, ha, all right we have a battle here.
(dramatic music)
- Let's go!
Let's go! - Here it is.
- Okay, let's go! - Whip that butt!
- Yes! - Whip that booty!
- [Announcer] I'm sweating, man, okay.
(crowd cheering)
- Alrighty guys, the competition is heating up
and we have a show for you!
We have Wolf Dynasty versus Cobra Kai!
(boys shouting)
- [All] Cobra Kai, Cobra Kai, Cobra Kai, Cobra Kai,
Cobra Kai, Cobra Kai, Cobra Kai, Cobra Kai, Cobra Kai
Cobra Kai, Cobra Kai, Cobra Kai, Cobra Kai!
(dramatic music)
(crowd whistling and cheering)
- Fight stance! (shouting)
Go!
(dramatic music)
(grunting and groaning)
(screaming)
(suspenseful music)
(shouting)
- Point blank!
(crowd cheering)
Fight!
(dramatic music)
(grunting and groaning)
- Oh!
What is happening?
- Aye, come on, man, that's two down, man!
(dramatic music)
- Point blank.
(suspenseful music)
Fight!
(suspenseful music)
(crowd cheering)
(grunts frustratedly)
Point blank.
Let's go!
(suspenseful music)
(grunting and groaning)
(crowd cheering)
(grunts frustratedly)
- [Sensei] Wolves are actually loyal to their pack.
You were loyal to Jamie.
- [Jordan] Like a wolf? - Like a wolf.
(dramatic music)
(loud stomping)
- Oh!
Oh!
Let's go, let's go, baby!
Wolf Dynasty!
(crowd shouting and cheering)
(crowd howling)
(siren ringing)
- Wait, hold on, what's going on?
- You got knocked out.
- What are you talking about?
No, I won, right?
(crowd chattering)
(crowd shouting)
- Sorry.
(phone ringing)
- Who are you?
- No mercy!
(dramatic music)
- What?
(screams)
- Was that King there?
(panting loudly)
- [Jordan] Hey, season three.
(dramatic music)
♪ Jsquad ♪
♪ Let the games begin ♪
(upbeat music)