this is still funny because it baby oh
yeah no my off whites don't look at my
other it's not really yeah it's a cute
foot in the dark but that's the Django
foot I didn't give the jingle for that I
felt like 18 toes we're gonna be doing
something
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this next guess get ready she's amazing
she went from being a little farm girl
in Illinois racking up credit card debt
to being one of the highest-paid actor
actresses in Hollywood she says she does
it by deploying her fists of justice
she's been nominated for an Oscar she's
won Emmys she does it all she's amazing
please Melissa McCarthy in the building
let's go oh there's a rooster out there
anyways
it's wow what he meant I thought I saw
the team I think you know is this real
velvet yes I mean this is crushed first
it is crying just look at I've dreamed
about this just being a crushed velvet
couch with you I crushed it earlier for
you
i crusted myself can we get it can we
get a beverage oh yes I grab that real
fast to you to the beginning of crushing
our own development hmm this whole girl
huh that just seems right when I saw you
what did I do
I said do you know who you are like like
a like a sincere and I got really
confused because I was like do you know
who who you are when you did Sean Spicer
you know you changed the world with
Spicer I was like I don't do
impersonations I'm like I don't think
that's something I can do and then I was
like am I gonna look like spice and
they're like oh don't worry about that
that'll be fine I was like wow wow wow
which basically I was like this gets big
I was it like he wanted to be like we
gotta get a team in here and like one
guy was like no I got it it's not that
it's not that hard and then in like 12
minutes I was like god damn it I look
exactly like an old white guy I was like
you need to do anything to my hands like
no your hands are pretty masculine oh we
can just let those roles
what's your take on where we are in in I
hope it's a cautionary tale right to
have everything hate and fear driven is
not how I live it's it's not good for
anybody and I just think you just can't
live like I have two kids like you know
they look want answers and I'm like what
movies when you're grown up matted to
you what made you do that planes trains
and automobiles was like huge it made me
laugh so hard cause it was like
embarrassing like it's humanity and it's
how people really are and you love them
and you hate him and I watch it on a
plane once like after I'd already seen
it so many times and I realize like oh I
can't watch that publicly
because they seem crazy because I've
cried like like I did a weird and cry
and then next time with like tears
coming down and like that you can't do
that on planes anymore that makes people
nervous jamie foxx off script right now
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where's the stress like it's a real
birth canal the cheerleader when you
grow up and then that looked at the
classic moment I got to get the classic
moment in bridesmaids when I didn't
think it was that weird which shows what
a weirdo I am I was like oh I'll just
put my leg up and then somebody was like
oh what do you think onset was like it
was that your real leg and I was like is
that weird oh my god oh I have his loose
hips guys you don't cuss a lady not I
mean I have my moments but not like a
scene and this is 40 is one of the most
like listen we sit out this off script
with Jamie [ __ ] we sit up and we marvel
at that scene when judge showed me that
for some reason I didn't remember saying
like 82 percent of it there was a crazy
thing where was like I don't know where
my brain went but I was saying stuff and
as we were watching I was like I didn't
say that
just like we're watching you say it I'm
like I don't think I said that Wow
here's a question was that written no
that whole it I think I was supposed to
be angry at her you ever seen a rat
whose head wrapped in the corner I'll
chew through you was a colorful lady in
New York and we had very big rats that
ate through a tin can they opened the
one metal cabinet we had this is when I
was 20 and tomatoes poured out
everywhere and I was like oh and they
turned the can around and a rat had
eaten through the tin can that's when
you're like I feel like something bad is
gonna happen in the middle of the night
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oh I mean I mean how crazy Illinois a
bad credit and now you you go in the
little bitty door that everybody in this
in this city wants to go through how to
deaf ear crazy and I think it feels
crazier now something you never get it
for a comedy I don't know how you you
experience it but I was so good for lack
of a better word I had my cell phone I
got everybody's number I got so Warren
Beatty uh-oh man what's up I'll say let
me get your digits my whole thing what
let me get two digits medicine hello
Jenna I really loved your performance
you have any control did someone holla
at you man well you a medicine woman put
you on the medicine I had everybody and
I never call these people cuz I remember
getting Richard Gere's number and he
said hey don't be [ __ ] calling me
dick let me holla if you dig are you in
gear so dick are you in gear right now
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Your Honor Island I'm on an island no an
island who would be on that island with
you other than yourself starting but my
kids yeah just before you oh wait is
this being tape I don't know oh really
I'm leaving your favorite album I can't
do it cable doing don't do your favorite
album who's your favorite artist
I love Nina Simone I love Ella
Fitzgerald can you answer it kids do you
like I I know I would have Prince
cuz Prince developed me in every way he
developed me musically and how I would
talk to girls because Prince was sort of
like like Michael Jackson was sort of
like mainstream and Prince was sort of
like naughty there's a poster of him
laying on an altar I was like Catholic
school and I literally was like heard
everything I want it was like it made me
crazy because I loved him so much and
then also to like I just saw a little
bit of side cheek and I was like huh and
my mom went in while I was at school cut
it up and then roughly stapled just the
two parts that said 1999 or what it's
back together and then put the 45 back
in there I was like yeah yeah did you
buy her the poster of the music I was
like both for Christ's sake posed it's
so sad to you I would needed that like I
was like I'm crazy about him
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it's funny still important Oh God
I think it's yeah my god I mean we're
we're idiots all right I think you have
to be an idiot I mean that lovingly
there's something really good about
where you're still just an absolute
idiot and like all my friends are still
like we're it's nonsense my kids are
weird it's not a very serious household
I mean there's a lot of thank you so far
yeah and the kids are in on it too
kids are weird like Ben Moon's me all
the time and now the kids moon me here's
the bit in the house it's always like
somebody know where the milk is and I'm
like and I go in there and he's standing
there reaching in the refrigerator and
there's like it's just to moon me and
now the girls do it to me so my kids
always like where's the I need a
band-aid mama I'm like she's like the
band-aid rather like mama wears a bit so
I come in nervous and they're like
bending over in front of like the
band-aid R and they're like you need to
do something on camera where you suck
because you can't do comedy you can't
get Oscars for drama when I saw you
first play that piano
I just thought should he be doing that
publicly should he
and then you sang and I was like nah
that's not gonna help okay I want you
yeah I've got to find out like who's the
worst roller skater cuz if you do this
great - it's gonna turn on you does not
do this great cuz I got great people
you're amazing you have a new movie I do
it's called life I think a party please
tell us about that it's I love it it was
like such a blast to do it's you know
I'm a mom and a wife and we're setting
our one and only daughter off to college
and I'm planning this like second
honeymoon with my husband and in the
driveway of driving her off he's like I
want out oh I want a divorce and I kind
of have a full you know I kind of break
down quickly and then I'm like well who
am i if I'm not a mom if I'm not a wife
like I'm a person I go back to college
where I go with my daughter
and kind of like kind of try to figure
out like who am i if it wasn't this and
it's just so fun I was just all these
like young women and you know young
young actors too and I didn't know what
that was gonna be like and it was one of
the best experiences I've ever had like
they were also like smart and
professionals like I was an idiot like
22 I've been running around New York
just like you know what club are we
going to as I get completed it they come
to set on days they weren't working just
to hang out like it just was fun and
it's happy we're gonna take a look at
life of the party we'll set it up I
don't know which one it is there it is
whatever it is is hot off script Jamie
Foxx Melissa McCarthy it's been
incredible things 23 years of Paris just
down the chute what am I gonna do before
do something girl woman that doesn't
even have in college beep beep beep it's
me I want the experience oh hell no I
don't know it's a turd the mom term or
the mom boobs please allow this one just
suckle at these teeth for 28 months I
wear them around my office now oddly huh
BAM for 20 years I've worried about what
I wasn't doing right what I could have
been doing better
you have a moment here if you take it my
god I did not know they were gonna be
here what is on your lobe Dan it's an
earring works for Harrison Ford
Harrison Ford blow up the Death Star and
free to galaxy what have you done Dan
life of the party rated pg-13 May 11
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