Lift off first thing in the morning next to your rocket launcher alarm clock.
And watch as it flies majestically alongside this remote control eagle.
Because it’s episode #51 of LÜT.
Hook up your optical device with your smartphone using the HookUpz Universal Adapter.
That allows you to record and share everything you see with your monoculars, binoculars,
telescopes, microscopes, night vision or spotting scopes.
Spot liars after hooking them up to the Digital USB Polygraph.
A lie detector test that uses digital sensors to measure skin response and pulse - the same
data in real lie detector sets.
Set your Salvador Dali watch to half past mustache.
And if you mustache how dinosaurs loved their dogs - there’s a book for that.
And if you want to fix busted cables there’s a plastic welder for that.
Bondic is the world’s first liquid plastic welder.
It’s not a glue - it won’t dry out and can be used on plastic, fabric, metal and
even wood.
Would you like a lawn sculpture?
Like Dragon and Chimp and Bat on a branch.
Mermaid, Octopus, nothing rhymes with branch.
Nothing.
Nothing rhymes with branch.
Nothing.
Branch out from just eating ice cream and make your own in the ice cream ball.
Simply add ice and rock salt in one end and ice cream mix in the other and roll it around
for twenty minutes.
Caution DO NOT KICK OR THROW.
This carabiner grappling hook to help guide falling trees or help you climb stuff.
Then put your stuff down on a foosball coffee table which allows you to finally play foosball
in front of your couch.
Swap out your old couch for some ridiculously fancy seats from elite home theater seating.
They allow you to fully customize everything from the arm rest, and back rest to whether
you prefer the material to be made out of red silk leather or grape cinesuede.
Which sounds grape but if you really love yourself you’ll give yourself hickies.
A no-tie shoelace replacement lacing system which features a responsive design that moves
with your feet.
So you can stop bothering with tying your shoes and spend some quality time with your
bag of mangled mimes.
I hope you don’t mime morbidity because here’s some skeleton playing cards that
showcase fifty four skeletons found at the Museum of Osteology.
Including everything from the Harpy Eagle to the Pacman Frog whose clearly hopped his
last hop.
Foam your hops using the sonic hour portable beer foam head generator.
Simply turn on the device, touch it to a glass of beer and watch ultrasonic waves create
a foam head.
Whack your boss in the head after completely customizing your own whac-a-mole game.
Video Amusement offers total graphic customization from the backlit panels and cabinet side art
to the mole heads themselves - just in case you’ve ever wanted to whac-a-manhole.
Fill the hovercraft-sized hole in your heart by dropping $190,000 on the flying hovercraft.
Then don’t be perplexed about what to do next.
The Perplexus Warp is a spherical octahedron maze that’s sure to keep you busy conquering
its eighty challenging events.
So stay optimistic because technically, the glass is always full.
And as always - thanks for watching!