- Hi, my name is Joyce.
- What's up?
My name's Jeff.
- What's up? I'm Thomas.
- Hey, I'm Viv.
= My name is Ben.
- Hi, my name is Andrew.
Today, we gettin' (bleeped) up.
Jada's like, this is getting out of hand.
This is getting out of hand!
- It looks like we're getting drunk.
- All these generic-ass alcohols.
Last time, y'all was trying to wine and dine us.
"We got Hypno!
How does it feel to be in the '90s?"
Now they're like, "how you like Seagram's gin?"
- Oh, I'm excited.
I'm ready to drink.
- I'm dehydrated.
And now I'm gonna
(laughs)
drink alcohol.
- Y'all played me last time.
Y'all really got really got me (bleeped) up.
I saw the video and I was like,
(mumbles)
I look a mess!
- I feel like with the last video,
people were not ready.
Today, I came prepared, I had coffee,
I had Doritos,
- I haven't ate that much today.
So I'm a little nervous about that part.
I might get a little lit, but I'm here for it.
- [Jada] Do you want something before we start?
No, no, no.
I want to do it like this.
(laughs)
Let's go!
- I'm prepared.
You know, I drink water.
Y'all, I'm not taking another L.
- All right, let's drink some liquor
(bangs on table)
(upbeat music)
- It's time to party.
We got Ciroc.
You know what it is!
- "Ciroc Boys in the building tonight!"
- Everybody's seen a P. Diddy party.
- Diddy is a Howard alumni,
I'm a Howard alumni.
This is reunion right now.
- Diddy was like, everybody's role model.
So even if Ciroc was terrible,
I would still drink Ciroc,
because I want to be Diddy.
- Ciroc, man.
Diddy made Black people like vodka.
I don't know how he did it,
Vodka was only Russians.
- I think nothing of her.
When I'm trashed,
that's the only time I have Ciroc.
(beeping)
- Um, so that's not great.
- It smells like hand sanitizer.
- Oh actually, it smells like water.
Wait, does water smell like anything?
(mysterious music)
- I think, because it was associated with Diddy,
and we all used to be like, "yeah, we getting Ciroc-ed up!"
- Let's do it.
(instrumental hip-hop music)
(screeching)
- Jesus.
- Oh, that's fine.
- Whew!
- Feels like home.
- Okay, wasn't bad.
I was talking (bleep).
- This 'Roc is great.
No complaints over here.
- Will I drink this by choice?
No.
- Menya zovut Andrew
Take your alcohol back.
We done with vodka.
We were literally putting this on our hands
for a whole year, and now we're drinking it?
(jazzy music)
- When you get Ciroc, you got to bring in
the cousins, the auntie, the nephew, the Harvard alums.
So I'm bringing in my girl Vivian.
She about to do it.
Whew!
That was nice!
That was nice.
I like Ciroc.
I really like Ciroc.
You go, Diddy!
You go!
- Ciroc surprised me, because I haven't really
just had Ciroc straight,
vodka flavor.
I'll give it a seven out of 10.
- I don't know why P. Diddy like, loves this.
It wasn't my favorite.
Because I like to party, because I've seen it
in so many Instagram stories, on P. Diddy's story,
let me give it, um,
a three.
- I'll give it a solid seven out of 10.
it was good, it was smooth.
- Ciroc never disappoints.
So I'm going to give it an eight.
- We (bleep) with our boy Diddy,
so we can never rank him last.
Diddy is number one.
I'm going to rank this a (bleep) 10.
Invite me to this company.
I will do all the things, I will intern for you.
I would do it.
- I need to wipe my face.
No, we good.
I got this, we gonna be all right.
(instrumental hip-hop music)
- I love Bacardi.
I'm Haitian, [inaudible 03:19.94]
- You know, every function at the Louis-Jean family
you had to have our Bacardi and rum.
- A lot of people have this at college.
I had it at college, probably the cheaper version though.
- They're like $15,
these bottles, you know, you can mess with this.
- This is who we have to thank for Cardi B.'s name.
- I used to love Bacardi heavy in college.
Like I was like, Bacardi Limon,
like they had all these little French flavors and (bleep)
and I was just like, yeah, I need that.
- Bacardi is not the best rum.
You get Don Q, it's way better than Bacardi.
It's less aromatic.
That's my Bacardi review.
Now let's get drunk.
(taps on table)
- I'm sorry.
- Island girl,
island girl!
- I mean, it smells like rum.
There's, it's gonna have a smell to it.
Don't get me wrong.
- It's not like, alcohol is going all up in my nose,
so that's a good sign.
- Bacardi always smells good.
Like it smells like perfume,
like you want to just keep sniffing it.
- Ooh, the smell, making out with RM from BTS.
I like the way it burns my lips.
- Cheers.
(instrumental hip-hop music)
- Ah.
- I'm just gonna do it.
(instrumental hip-hop music)
I shouldn't be doing this.
(laughs)
(cup clinking onto table)
- Yup, that was nasty as I thought was gonna be.
- Smooth.
It's not bad.
- That was good.
Mhmm, it went right down.
(gagging sound)
- Bacardi's good, it's (clears throat)
when I drank Bacardi (clears throat) it's like that.
- It doesn't burn whatsoever, because I'm a (bleep) rat
and I live for the street,
but my body's rejecting the taste of alcohol right now.
- I chased it for a reason in college.
That is disgusting.
- Bacardi is bad.
It's a good bad though.
- 'Cardi Gang, I feel like we're in
good company here with this bottle
of Bacardi.
(upbeat music)
- On a scale to one to 10, this is some (bleep).
I'm going with a four.
The aftertaste was horrible.
Just, just, God-awful.
- Bacardi, I'm gonna give a six out of 10
put some in it, throw some ice,
go outside on the Caribbean Island and enjoy your vacation.
- I would drink the Bacardi.
I'd give it an eight.
Like I said, I'll take some shots.
- 10 out of 10, island girl, Bacardi and Coke
is the best drink ever made.
- I will give it a nine out of 10, which is
like, super high because my expectations were so low.
- Because we have history,
I'm going to give you a 10 right along with the Ciroc.
(clinking glasses)
- Gosh dang it, we got gin?
Son of a...
- This look like some (bleep) you find in a treasure chest
on a pirate's boat.
Like "argh, shiver me timbers,
I want some Seagram's gin."
- Every time I think
of my memories with gin,
I was in college.
I was talking to this chaotic white boy
who kept buying me gin and tonics,
and I remember breaking up with him,
I threw all over his shirt.
- This the (bleep) they drink in castles,
you know I mean, like?
- I don't smell the alcohol.
I'm wondering if my nostrils still work at this point, so...
(gags)
- I'm like, regurgitating.
- Jada, why the (bleep) are we doing this, bro?
Like, we've already done this video.
Come on, new ideas, new innovative ideas.
(sigh)
(phone connection sounds)
- [Recorded Voice] We're sorry,
your call cannot be...
- I love your ginger ale.
Not so much your alcohol.
(instrumental hip-hop music)
- Ah.
(screamo music)
Not bad.
- [Female Voice] Who's a strong Black man?
- Strong.
Black.
Man.
Wow.
(coughing and gagging)
- I was expecting worse.
(gunfire)
- [inaudible 06.51.82] (bleep)
- My good friend, Gordon Ramsay,
he likes to judge food off of the three Fs:
Finesse, Flair
and Flavor.
Okay, flavor.
It's got a nasty sting, like aftertaste.
- That gin tasted disgusting.
- The only finessing they did
is making us think like this was the (bleep).
- Oh wait.
I felt that, the fumes.
- It's definitely got a lot of flare.
I mean, look at the bottle.
Like it, it's just so fancy.
- It just tastes like
vodka's fart.
- Anybody who takes a shot of Seagram's,
don't smell it first.
Just take it.
I'm gonna give this a two.
- I didn't like it.
I wasn't a fan.
Um, I got hazed into drinking it.
A solid one.
There's an exit right there, and probably right there.
Peace.
- Negative 5,553.
Every time I see her, I just think about throwing up
on that guy.
And I think about how dating white men has not worked out
for me.
- It's a three out of 10 for me.
Why are you singing about gin and juice?
Gin is not good.
Keep that (bleep) in 1857.
- I will give the gin
a 7.5.
I liked it.
It's not going to be something I take shots of,
but I would definitely use that with a chaser.
- I kind of want the Bacardi back in my mouth.
(clinking glasses)
- E&J,
"Easy-Jesus", "Erk and Jerk" depending on where you're from,
that's what it's called, right?
- Erk and Jerk makes me feel like I'm an old man already.
Like, I'm the uncle that's bringing liquor to the party.
- It looks terrible.
- It's not good.
- Just spend the extra $5 for Hennessy.
- But, it says "brandy", and I like Brandy, the singer.
So...
- E&J is what I drink
in college because it was $9 a bottle,
and I just, I felt like I needed to be closer to God.
- I don't know nothing about you.
I just know that you dark.
I know that you a little clear.
- This is not clear.
This is like a life sentence color.
- It looks like syrup.
- Like if I'm on E&J, it's a dangerous night.
Make you feel like you can walk into a party,
talk to any woman, get anybody's number.
♪ "Take me to the king, ♪
♪ Leave me at the cross ♪
- I don't want to do this one.
(exhale)
(upbeat music)
(electrical zapping)
(slapping table)
- My God.
- Whew!
- That doesn't taste good.
Not as smooth, not, not, not as smooth as the...
- Ugh!
- I don't know if I would have that as a shot again.
- It tastes like medicine.
- It's like being cold in the winter, on the East Coast,
in a bodega at 2:00 AM and you're not having a good time.
- It tastes like
this is supposed to make your stomach feel better
but it also makes it worse at the same time.
- It literally tastes like actual garbage.
Thank you so much, honey.
- Y'all playing around.
I ain't ready this time.
(laughs)
- If this is draft season, you didn't make the cut.
So you're going to go over here
and we're not gonna experience you again.
(upbeat music)
- Oh, another visitor.
Oh, you know, I love visitors.
Like I'm a, I'm a party.
Like I'm a (bleep) party, bro.
Like anytime I'm taking shots, I have a plus one.
(upbeat music)
- Ah!
Proud of you.
(upbeat music)
- I would give the E&J a solid
five.
It was okay.
It just hit me in a lot of spots
that I didn't want to be hit in.
- It would have been better
if it gave me a different aftertaste.
I'm giving it a six
(upbeat music)
- Six out of 10 for flavor.
No more E&J for me.
- I'm gonna give this a two,
only because I don't do brown liquor, like...
- To my six friends
who are still in Willingboro, New Jersey,
yo I love y'all.
We should hang up what we doing,
and we should also hang up E&J.
I feel like it might improve our lives as a whole.
It's a five for me.
- Zero out of 10.
If you are above the age of 26
you should not be drinking E&J.
DM me and I'll send you a bottle.
(bag crunching)
(instrumental hip-hop music)