The weather
British food
drinking tea
oh god
okay
separate hot and cold taps
nightmare
What's wrong with you people?!
like the rest of the world has figured this out
how would you like to die?
by freezing, or by boiling?!
every time i wash my hands
i actually wash my hands this way
two seconds on cold,
a second and a half on hot
and then it's fine
i've done that! i've done that.
you know what i came to the tube this morning
I stepped on someone's shoes
they apologised to me
they say sorry so many times
it's like contagious
whenever i go back to France now,
I say like "désolé" all the time as well
on the metro so i'll be like "pardon, pardon, pardon"
even if you don't mean it, I think that's the intrinsic part
what took me a while to get, is the
'cause you've got the like the apologetic sorry,
the passive aggressive sorry,
and just the aggressive sorry
"Excuse me!"
I am sorry, oh excuse me sir!
More important than politics
Yeah! It's really really important
Like one thing that I realised here is it's like,
when it's sunny, you go full bananas
the first sunny day of the year it's like twelve,
twelve degrees
and you know,
and everyone's like, it's been sunny
for like, more than twenty minutes now
let's strip!
bloody hell, bloody hell
honey, honey
I'm not your honey
I don't know you!
cheers, I love cheers!
Alright mate?
I used to say, you know
"Less-est-er"
"Le-le-less-est-er" square, like
"Green-witch"
They do say "f**k" in every sentence
I know! Yeah i know, even like
when they're just walking by
Yeah! And when they're happy too!
You can use basically any word,
like any adjective
and in the right context
people will, you know, guess
that you're talking about being drunk
It's incredible i love queueing
i just love it!
it's at the same rank as drinking,
it's just like they're both sports
and you must excel at both
You just said that with such conviction
just like "I love queueing!"
because i remember the first time i was in front of Barclay's
and i saw all of these people in the queue
like this
just waiting
I can't believe there was nobody
shouting or pushing
or saying, "oh for f**ks sake,
I'm still waiting, hellooo! Can you move?!"
You know? We don't queue in Italy
I love teas
Tea is bad. Tea is so good!
Drinking tea here is like a religion
tea's just boring!
question is, do you lift your little finger?
Tea. You have like thousands of teas
and you can just enjoy it
Yeah but you can do that with wine instead
you have to be very precise
with the amount of time you leave the tea bag
inside the thing
right
if you like, put in the milk wrong
like too much or too little
ohh you're gonna get bollocked
What are you doing here?
You don't like the Queen,
you don't like tea
Every day after work hours,
at least like two or three pints
It's so easy to spend your entire day in a pub
so like arrive to eat and then
and then have a few pints
then like, "time to have food again!"
and then you have food again, then more drinks
so i've literally been sat here for 9 hours
when i moved here,
i was sorta like "well, i'm gonna do the same"
like "i'm gonna go out at midnight"
but as soon as i lived in camden back then
i sort of opened up the door
and there was like this circus
and british people are completely unable
to talk about their feelings if they're sober
like especially in the case of relationships
like one or two people having a good time out
but you start realising it's the entire town getting shitfaced
when it's clear that, you know, two people fancy each other
and i've had that on dates so many times
and it's like "no, no we still have three pints to go
before anything can happen"
because this is a weird country
oh, 'what would you miss if you left the UK?'
awwh, I would miss so many things
I think i would miss the people
seriously i think the Brits are some of the most charming people on Earth
I just love them, I love the fact that they're a bit colder
and they're not so touchy
and they're not so intrusive
a country where you can actually start a business over the phone
is a country where you can actually
make stuff happen
and it's a land of opportunity
like you can be anyone or do anything here
exactly!
without being judged
and i just love the energy
like the vibe of it
yeah there's so many things.. happening everywhere
like pretty much everything that we covered today
the weather
ah... not the weather
I really like this silly country
um, you know, can't believe I said that on camera
Sylvia, would you miss queueing?
YES!
A lot! I wouldn't queue anymore
i'll be like okay i'm just going there... let me go through