(somber jazz music)
- Heartbreak, it sucks.
There's no other way to put it.
One day you have the entire world
and then the next day, it's all gone.
Food loses its taste,
you no longer feel the need to do laundry,
and the shower turns into your own personal cry chamber.
All those seconds, minutes, hours,
days wasted on something
that only ended in bitter disappointment.
And now you're alone with no idea of what's next.
What do you even do with your time now?
Do you go for a walk?
Do you write a novel?
Maybe you can try your hand at street art
with sidewalk chalk?
Come on, that's a little ridiculous.
Your days used to be filled with hope and excitement,
and now nothing.
You're now back in the chase for the next best thing.
You're sick of swiping through these stupid apps.
No, no, maybe?
No, you just-- - Zack.
Are you seriously still sad
about finishing binge watching Breaking Bad?
- It was so good.
I'll never have anything like that again.
- Okay, get over it.
Come hang out with your girlfriend.
- No, I'm good.
I'm just gonna sit here and sulk.
- Okay, just gonna go.
Seriously?
- Some people, like your girlfriend,
will never understand.
In that week and a half, you watched over 47 hours
of quality television.
The characters, story, and setting are now a part of you.
And that will never change.
There will never be another.
What is The People versus O.J. Simpson?
And just like that, you were swept off your feet
by something new.
You have a new outlook on your life.
Food is as rich as ever.
Laundry got a little easier,
and the shower turned back into your recording studio.
Life is good again.
Wait, how is there only 10 episodes?
Wait, what do you mean this is a mini series?
A mini series?
This isn't happening to me again!
And it's the circle of life.
The quest continues.
Here's to binge watching.
I hate you and I love you so, so much.
(somber jazz music)