EGYPT, WE'LL GO WITH YOU FIRST.
LADIES FIRST.
>> WAIT A MINUTE, THIS IS A SETUP!
>> Larry: THAT IS BEER PONG SO WE'RE GONNA DO THE FRAT
QUESTION. YOU HEARD IN THE NEWS, SAE, THE RACIST FRAT --
>> KIND OF REDUNDANT, ISN'T IT?
>> Larry: WELL DONE! AND THERE'S THE GUYS AT PENN STATE
WITH NAKED PICTURES AND WILL FERRELL CAME
OUT AND SAID WE SHOULD GET RID OF FRATS ALTOGETHER.
YOU'RE A BIG PARTYING FRAT GUY, ROBERT, WHAT DO YOU SAY?
>> I SAY FRATERNITIES ARE ELITISTS, EXCLUSIVE AND THERE IS
NO EDUCATIONAL FUNCTION.
GET RID OF THEM COMPLETELY.
>> Larry: GONE?
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) >> IF YOU GET RID OF SORORITIES
AND FRATERNITIES, NO ONE GOES TO SCHOOL ANYMORE, QUITE HONEST.
THAT'S THE BEST PART OF COLLEGE, THE WHOLE EXPERIENCE.
YOU SHOULD'NT THROW OUT THE WHOLE BATCH OF APPLES BECAUSE OF
ONE BAD APPLE.
THE REALTY IS THERE ARE A LOT OF FRATERNITIES AND SORORITY THAT
ARE EXEMPLARY.
THEY DO GREAT COMMUNITY SERVICE, THROW GREAT PARTIES --
>> THAT'S NOT TRUE.
LET ME JUST SAY THAT FOR THE LAST 40 YEARS THAT I HAVE BEEN
IN AND AROUND UNIVERSITIES, EVERY YEAR OR TWO THERE IS A
SCANDAL AND THERE'S AN APOLOGY AND THESE PRIVILEGED ELITE
PEOPLE COME OUT AND DO PRESS CONFERENCES AND THEY SAY NEVER,
NEVER AGAIN, AND THEY DO IT AGAIN!
>> Larry: IT'S A NEW BATCH OF DICKS COMING IN, THOUGH.
>> IT'S FRESH DICKS.
WHY AM I THE ONLY WOMAN ON THE SET HERE!
>> HOLD ON A MINUTE.
I THINK YOU'RE BOTH RIGHT.
I DON'T THINK THEY DO AS MUCH GOOD AS EGYPT SAYS BUT I DON'T
THINK WE SHOULD BAN THEM.
BUT I DON'T THINK THEY DO A LOT OF GOOD.
BANNING STUFF IS A BAD PRACTICE JUST BECAUSE A COUPLE OF
PEOPLE -- IN OTHER WORDS, WE HAVE THE KKK IN AMERICA, WE
DON'T BAN THAT.
>> THOSE GUYS ARE BIGGER DICKS!
>> Larry: K.K.K. HAS A LOT OF GOOD PARTIES, TOO!
(LAUGHTER) >> LARRY, I'M GOING TO DISAGREE
WITH THAT.
AS A JEW, I DON'T GO TO THOSE PARTIES.
>> Larry: WERE YOU EVER IN A FRAT OR ANYTHING?
>> I CONSIDERED JOINING A FRAT WHEN I GOT IN COLLEGE.
THEN I HUNG OUT WITH TEN GUYS AND WE HAD OUR OWN CREW
>> THAT'S CALLED A GANG.
WELL, WE DID OUR STUFF UNDERCOVER.
>> AGAIN...
BUT I WILL SAY YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE BAD AND GOOD FRATS.
DID YOU SEE OLD SCHOOL? I DON'T THINK WE SHOULD BAN THEM.
JUST MAKE THEM MORE DIVERSE.
THAT WAY, IF THEY DO SOMETHING RACIST, THE BLACK GUY GOES, WHAT
THE (BLEEP) YOU SAY?