hello nurses say why don't you stop by
the water tower and i'll show you my
stamp collection but diaco you don't
have a stunt collection
all right then you can open my mail hey
everyone i'm rebecca and welcome to
watch mojo
today we're counting down our picks for
the top 10 adult jokes
and insanely subtle innuendos you missed
on animaniacs
yakko can you conjugate oh me
i've never even kissed a girl i'm your
biggest fan what do you say to that
i'd say puberty was inordinately kind to
you and give me the bird
we'd love to really but the fox sensors
won't allow it for this list
we're looking at gags that when we watch
the show as kids went completely
over our heads but now when we watch it
back seem a lot more obvious
can you think of a joke that we should
have included in this video be sure to
leave a comment below telling us
all right let's get to it well if you
are there's hope
there's help there's the please please
please get a life foundation
number 10 give me the bird we shall eat
of the great native bird the turkey
a cross between bugs bunny and groucho
marx yakko was particularly good at
delivering
word play that went over viewers heads
because of how fast he could talk
i'd be yakking yak i'd be wacko who
waltzes with wolves
in this segment miles standish wanting a
turkey to be handed over
asks for yakko to give him the bird but
yakko says he can't because
of fox sensors begone pests and give me
the bird
we'd love to really but the fox sensors
won't allow it this is definitely
something a grade schooler might not
pick up on until learning what the bird
is slang for
regarding fox sensors series creator tom
ruger said in an ama subreddit that the
show
did receive an objection quote here and
there from the fox sensor
fortunately the sensor wasn't too
zealous or we wouldn't have all of the
wonderful entries on this list
number 9. minerva mink the attractive
minerva was based on old tex avery
cartoons
where a wolf would lose his cool
whenever he saw a gorgeous gal come his
way
she has the same eye-popping effect on
various critters of all species who lay
eyes on her
while minerva is looking for a pond to
take a dip yakko and wacko decide to
harass her
fortunately dot is there to cut the
harassment short
boys minerva calls for a little
privacy before pulling down a curtain so
we don't get a full view of the goods
after she takes her towel off
but the curtain does leave enough for
our imagination
number 8 the adult channel a treasure
trove of pop culture references
animaniacs provided several throwbacks
to old classic movies
including the 1957 swedish art house
film the seventh seal
the closest the majority of 90s kids
would be with the film was bill and
ted's bogus journey
where the duo competed against death in
a bunch of games like twister and
battleship
right hand green while they're in the
underworld yakko wacko and dot pester
death with a bunch of inane requests
one of which being to let them watch the
adult channel
that means we'll all be like a family
can we call you daddy
hey pope can we stay up can we watch the
adult channel
after that request is followed up by
yakko and wacko letting out a
hello ness in unison
it's left slightly less ambiguous what
they meant by the adult channel
oh come on lighten up daddy number seven
mommy why is that car bouncing while dr
scratch and sniff is on a date at a
drive-in movie
the warner brothers and sister tag along
as a
collective third wheel i didn't know you
cared
[Music]
one of the things they do to cause a
ruckus is jump up and down
which makes the car their end jiggle up
and down as a mother and son walk past
the mother hurries the small child along
hoping he doesn't notice the activity
going on nearby
[Music]
it's pretty easy to put together what
the writers were trying to get across
if you have your mind in the gutter
[Music]
number six we'll do it i wouldn't go
flashing that around if i were you mike
this is a church somehow the warners
find themselves in renaissance times
and michelangelo needs their help
painting the sistine chapel please
you gotta help me when the siblings find
out their subjects are to be painted
nude
they initially pretend to be offended
wait a minute
you expect us poor innocent children to
climb up dangerous scaffolding and paint
naked people all over a church
we'll do it however they quickly reveal
they're actually into the idea
not so much for the art but for the
opportunity to draw people without their
clothes
but we're not doing it for the sake of
art and we're not doing it for the sake
of money
no we're doing it because we like
painting naked people
nudity is prevalent in art and the work
of michelangelo has certainly sometimes
been the subject of comedy because of
its naked subjects
which makes it perfect for animaniacs to
exploit
number five hello nurse if there was
another character that captured the
attention of the boys besides minerva
mink
it was as we've seen hello nurse
nurse dr scratch and snow
get these kids out of here
[Music]
when the nurse came on screen seductive
music would often play and yakko and
wacko
unable to control their libidos would
throw themselves at her
if i introduced her to you what would be
the proper greeting
yako saved some of his most saucy
wordplay for when he flirted with her
how do you do that thing with your mouth
hello nurse was also a catchphrase that
yakko
or wacko would say whenever they saw
pretty ladies pass by not necessarily
just the nurse
hello nurses say why don't you stop by
the water tower and i'll show you my
stamp collection but diaco you don't
have a stunt collection
all right then you can open my mail tom
ruger said the line was originally
intended for a different show
but he thought it was a better fit for
yakko and wacko
number four what else you got in there
hey it's only a six minute cartoon
let's move on an unfortunate teacher has
the unenviable task of teaching the
warner siblings in a classroom
and they make it nearly impossible by
disrupting her at every turn
however she has come prepared by storing
various objects in her dress including a
handkerchief and a marker
both of which she pulls out during the
lesson we'll move on to grammar
this is not lost on yakko who asks her
what else she has hiding in the dress
oh what else you got in there whether
he's referring to any other objects
tucked in her dress or her ample bosom
that's clearly an inappropriate question
to ask
why you little
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number three lake titicaca animaniacs is
no stranger to geography lessons
with yakko famously singing about the
countries of the world
and wacko doing the same for all the u.s
state capitals
another notable example is when the
warner sang about lake titicaca
[Music]
however the reason they chose this south
american body of water to dedicate a
song to
is pretty obvious as any kid who said
the lake's name out loud knows
[Music]
it's just a blatant excuse to combine
two naughty words
but sound cultured and international at
the same time
what other kids show could get away with
this number two
the connotations of conjugation let's go
back to the classroom where the poor
teacher is dealing with the warners
let's move on to sentence structure
during the lesson the teacher asks yako
about conjugation
a concept any student is familiar with
if they've studied a foreign language
however yaakov thinks she means conjugal
and responds with how inexperienced he
is in that subject
yakko can you conjugate oh me huh
i've never even kissed a girl when the
teacher offers to help by
conjugating with him yaakov implies he
thinks the teacher is offering a mary
kay letourneau-type relationship with
him and cuts her off with his line
get out everybody his tip-off that
things have gotten
inappropriate no no no it's easy i'll
conjugate with you
goodnight everybody you don't understand
let me go to the board and show you
don't look i will tell you that when i
think of
subtle innuendos and adult jokes on
animaniacs
our number one is the joke i think about
so let's look through some honorable
mentions and then we'll get to the top
innuendo you missed on animaniacs
oedipus wrecks menswear
of course they'd go there with an
oedipus reference
how about an outfit from oedipus rex
menswear nah his mom would hate those
look freudian slips he makes his own
truth or dare madonna's version of truth
or dare ain't for kids
come on you guys we're gonna play truth
or dare
wacko the graduate an opening parodying
the famous movie
no relation ah that's just wrong bunnies
let's hope not it's a children's show a
squirrel's nuts
some obvious double entendres there this
frisky little fella makes his home in
the hollow of an old tree
the squirrel likes to hide his nuts in
many odd places
where the sun doesn't shine on them
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number one fingerprints this gag
in particular has an infamous reputation
number one sister
dust for prince playing the part of
detective yakko enlists his sister to
help him look for prince
i found prince when dot announces that
she's actually found prince
the late genius musician yakko tells her
that no
he wants fingerprints no no no
fingerprints
i don't think so we would go into
further detail on how dot misinterpreted
what yakko meant by fingerprints but
the fox sensors won't allow it according
to tom ruger the writers kept the joke
in after animation because it made them
laugh
and they managed to get it on television
because no one raised an objection
i'm not going to explain it to you if
you don't get it ask an adult in your
life
i'm just kidding don't do that anyway if
you can think of any other
subtle innuendos from animaniacs that we
missed be sure to leave it in a comment
below
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