- [Patrick] I know the music, actually! I like the music. - [Justine] But, though -
- [Patrick] ♪ *vocalizes "Game of Thrones Theme"* ♪
♪ *"Game of Thrones Theme" plays* ♪
- [O.S.] What do you know about Game of Thrones?
- [Sarina] I know it's a book.
- [Emman] Oh, is it? I didn't know that.
- [Sarina] Yeah! - [Emman] *laughs*
- [Patrick] I've heard things about certain elements, and it sounds, kind of -
a bit weird.
- [Sarina] I know there's a little shit of a king, called... - [Emman] I'd be down.
"Joffrey"!
- [Sarina] And... "Khaleesi!" - [Emman] *imitating Sarina* "Joffrey!"
- [Emman] Oh, look at you! - [Sarina] Oh, wait - does "Westeros" have something to do with it?
- [Sarina] Oh... God! Aaah!
- [Will] I never seen wildlings do a thing like this!
- [Patrick] *mocking Will* "Do a thing like this!"
Did they speak like that back then?
- [Waymar] You wanna run away south, run away.
Of course, they will behead you as a deserter.
- [Sarina] Treason! High treason! - [Emman] You - see - see, that's my friend, see?
That guy that says - who - who, like, wants to run away?
I like him!
- [Anne] Oh, God! Dark!
- [Emman] If... if you -
Oh, my God!
- [O.S.] *laughs*
- [Emman] This is just - this is just the start of it. - [Sarina] No mercy!
Amazing!
- [Sarina] That's his friend!
- [Jon] Don't think too much, Bran.
- [Patrick] *imitating Kit Harington* That's Jon Snow!
- [Justine] Oh, is that the guy they were all like,
"Ooh, is Jon Snow dead?" - [Patrick] I only know that 'cause he's always on Facebook.
- [Anne] What a cute little kid! Isn't he lovely?
- [Martin] Oh, shame he's gonna die, at some point.
- [Jon] You want to hold it?
- [Justine] *cutesy voice* Oh, a little puppy! - [Patrick] What is it? Is that a wolf?
- [Justine] Look at it! - [Patrick] *cutesy voice* Ah! It's a wolf!
- [Sarina] *cutesy voice* Oh, they're so cute!
No one kills the wolves, right?
- [Catelyn] Jon Arryn is dead.
- [Emman] Okay... for - before the show starts, there's, like,
at least five people dead already. I'm losing count!
- [Robert] You've got fat.
- [Anne] Did he just call him fat?
That is really ironic, isn't he? He's massive.
- [Martin] *laughs*
*laughter*
- [Anne] Oh, they're only joking. - [Martin] Aah.
- [Patrick] I'm find - that the... their accent
is really addictive. I really want to start -
*northern accent* speaking like that. - [Justine] It's really - it's really off-putting.
I wasn't expecting their accent to be like that.
- [Emman] It's - it, no, it's quite hard to follow when you -
when you have a lot of people dying every, like, two seconds, like...
you show someone - alive, next minute he's dead, you're like, "Okay".
- [Anne] There no craic with them, like, do you know? - [Martin] Mmm.
Very serious!
- [Martin] There's one joke when the king turns up.
- [Anne] *fake laughs* Yeah, and it wasn't even that funny! - [Martin] That's about it.
- [Sarina] I wanna know more about those White Walkers.
And they haven't - it's all in the "Family Feud"! - [Emman] Okay -
White Walkers, right?
Are people that are not human, that cut your head off!
- [Robert] I would name you the Hand of the King.
- [Patrick] *gasps* ♪ Promotion! ♪ - [Justine] *laughs*
- [Anne] They're brother and sister! They're getting very...
"touchy-feely" for brother and sister! - [Martin] Yeah.
- [Anne] Oh, my God! They're brother and sister!
- [Emman] Uh... - [Sarina] No!
- [Sarina] No!
- [Anne] What's all that about!?
They weren't very... nice to her. - [Martin] Mmm.
- [Martin] Well, he's very shy, isn't he?
- [Viserys] But he - he didn't say anything. Did he like her?
- [Anne] Look at the plaits! Come on, now!
How can you take someone serious with a plaited beard?
- [Martin] *laughs*
- [Cersei] And have you bled yet?
- [Justine] Bit of a personal question. - [Patrick] Bit random!
- [Emman] "Have you bled yet"? Can you imagine?
- [Sarina] She's literally just seeing if she's good enough to have a baby. - [Emman] Saying that to a thirteen years old!
- [Anne] The child, aw - Aw, look at the doggie!
God, he's very brave, isn't he? Oh, God, he's gonna fall.
He's gonna fall.
- [Justine] Pfft.
*laughter*
[Patrick] It's a bit different for "Facts."! *laughs*
- [Emman] The queen and her brother!?
The queen's brother's having sex, like - no, no!
- [Jaime] ...right.
- [Cersei] He saw us!
- [Jaime] I heard you the first time.
- [Patrick] He's gonna push him. He's gonna push him.
- [Jaime] The things I do for love.
- [Justine] *gasps* - [Patrick] Yeah! I knew it!
- [Anne] That's really good!
- [Patrick] F***ing hell. - [Justine] Out.
- [Justine] That's it!
- [Anne] Oh, I really like Game of Thrones now! I'm definitely gonna go home and watch it! - [Martin] Frustrating -
- [Emman] I bet you he survived. - [Sarina] The thing -
- [Sarina] No. I bet you he died.
- [Emman] He didn't die! He survived!
- [Sarina] No... - [Emman] Did he die?
- [Emman] Oh, for - you gotta - *laughs* - [Sarina] *laughs*
- [Sarina] Now you're invested!
- [Patrick] There's been a lot of...
*inhales sharply* Pfft!
Whew!
- [Emman] Like, I - no, I think, like, that -
Showed... girls -
In a bad... light.
- [Sarina] Yeah, 'cause all they're good for - - [Emman] Because, like, all they're good for is just sex.
- [Sarina] Yeah, sex and babies.
- [Patrick] No, it's good! Like, I mean, yeah!
There shouldn't - it's, it's just - it's what happened!
There's no point in trying to... dress it up, if that's what happened in the time
that the show's trying to be as accurate as it can be, so it's good.
- [Martin] I s - I still have no idea what's happening. There's incest -
- [Martin] Boobs. - [Anne] Uh... rape.
- [Martin] Yeah. - [Anne] Um...
- [Martin] Murder.
- [Anne] Beheading.