*Wapish* Top of da morning to you laddies.
My name is Jacksepticeye and welcome to 'There Is No Game'
Which I'm pretty sure is a lie
becuase I-seem to see a game right here
there's a game right here
but people have been asking me to play this
over and over and over again
probably becuase Mark and Felix have played it recently
(Didn't notice :3)
So I (Interrupting Narrator) though I'd play it
HI! (HI JACK!)
You're dying?
GREAT!
No cause I know you're lying (Jack's handsome smirk)
He's a li..
No-ooo. GOD NO
(Jack's beautiful laugh) Good jokes. (Continue laughing)
*Clap* Ughhh
What is it?
It's a game right here
(Imitating the Narrator) Pack-age (Sounds like Baggage) *Cough/Laugh*
Is-is that it, ok. Great video, I'll see y'all next...
I'll see y'all tomorrow. Like a boss...face punches..like buttons. BYE!
I'm not gonna quit. I'm gonna start clicking on shit. (Like you should.)
Thank you for what I didn't do anything. COME ON!
Come on give me a game. No don't go byes.
*Jack surprised that clicking actually worked* OHh-ohh-oh (O.O)
OHH!
OK, Only the 'O' is only doing somethin'
*CLICKING INTENSIFIES*
HA-A I FIGURED IT OUT!
I've messed with your 'O'
I know now 'There is n game'
No!
It's mine...mine..my letter...my letter
*Makes weird sounds taunting the Narrator*
(Proud of what you did Jack?)
(Most likely...)
Fine go play with...
Th-the 'n game'
THERE IS I'M PLAYING IT!
( Are you really?!)
SHUT UP. I hate this guy. Who is he? (Uhgg the Narrator?) Mr Frenchy- half Russian kind of guy.
I don't know what kind (of) accent he has. Anyway this is a very interesting game
*Laughs* It's kind of like the Stanley Parable in a way
Don't ya think. 'There is n game'...there is
Should I put his title back...but
*He noticed* Wan-NT to
Also if I sound weird it's becuase I have a cold
No it's not gonna stop me from making videos
DO YOU THINK ANYTHING CAN KEEP THIS DOWN!
(NOPE. I don't think so.)
Oh were gonna knock something out of the sky
Here we go...HERE WE GO
What is it? Is it a box?
Is it my dick in a box?
OH
*Laughing* YES
That's what I do.
I feel like one of those cats that like
"Don't knock that down" and the cat just like looks at you and
*Imitates cat* Knocks down all you shit. I'm like
I'm-I'm gonna do it
I wanted to shutch up
*SHUSH!*
YES!
Oh..com..come..co..come on!
COME ON!
I gotcha...gotch bitch
Co...come here..put back the..
No I'm gonna use your...ughh
FUCK YOU
OH...fuck it
Ha ha SUPERMAN! (Give it a second Jack :3)
no (I told you to give it a second)
*Imitating the Narrator* Kryp-ta-nit
It's Kryptonite
*A Laughing Jack has appeared* (Then again that not very rare)
Can't get in
Yes! Let me in!
Come on
*Jack's shocked he did something* *Drops Box = THUD*
I just did it. OHHHHOOO-SHIT
*Laughing*
What did I do? (Everything Jack, you did everything)
NO GMO's
I can spell TREE...TREE GMO'S
A TREE GMO :O
GMO's in our trees...are these screws?
YUP :3 *Gorgeous Laughing*
Here we go
I'm gonna open up your brains
Your voice got all deep and scary I don't like it (I don't either Jack)
I'm opening up your brain hole (You mean his skull?) Knock, knock, it's Jackaboy
'There is a' OHH 'There is a GAME'
I'm clever (Yes, yes you are)
I HAVE CREATED IT!
Get wrecked..here's your game
OK
It's this game...really? This is what you were hiding
I forget the original name for this game, there's so many different names for it now (I think it' Breakout...but not sure)
I'm not trying to kill ya, I'm trying to play a game
The people need to see something
You guys didn't click on this going, "OH, you know what I didn't want to watch a video today
I clicked on this video, not wanting to watch a video"
Here we go... yes that right...open up your hole to me
That sounds weird (Yes, yes it did...)
There close everything
What?
HEY!! (Not cool Narrator dude)
It says I have two of them...give me
give it...ohh
OOHHHH! (Clever Jack, very clever)
This ain't my first rodeo
I've played fucking the Impossible Quiz...the..those games that try and mess with your head
What's happening?
Who!
Ok, this is getting
this is getting creepy
I don't like this, glitches NO!
I'm gonna get this bitch a glitch
"BItches love Glitches" (Jack 2K15)
HOW!
Can I click on them?
I don't know! Figure it out, your a smart dude.
I don't even know what your saying anymore. It's hard to understand you sometimes
There..there we go..COME ON! All I have is one block left
WHAT!
Shut up
We have one block left
Goat?
Goat? (Yes Jack, a goat!)
Can I hit the block...can you just hit the FUCKING BLOCK PLEASE!
COME ON!
There's...YES!
I did it dude. I got a trophy!
Ok, we have to spell something with the letters, how-what do I spell
DICK!
NO..umm
'MAGE'. Maybe we can get a mage to come help us (I never though of a mage, nice one Jack)
no
*claps to kill fly* (Jack did you get it?) There's a fly in my room
I DON'T KNOW! SHUT UP!
This-is...
OH! :D
I can actually spell goat, I didn't realize. UM...so this game came out on June 25th of this year
I though it as a really old New Grounds thing.. THAT'S IMPRESSIVE
So he's making a refrence to Goat Simulator then. Are you taking a piss out of Goat Simulator then Mr. uh-Mr. Developer
There we go we have a goat...I think
A GOAT! (YAY!) Is a T-rex gonna eat it?
Where am I gonna find a key?!
Is this the key?
A KEY! Come-come back
Flying squirrels, ASSHOLES
Climb? A TREE- I can climb a tree
Yeah Tree- I can spell 'TREE' (I hope you can, you did earlier)
*Laughs* TREE YES!
WOO!
I can't climb this. It's tiny!
How do I make it bigger?
OK nope-FUCK (Jack why would dropping a box on it help?)
I know- I KNOW trophy-Trophy. This is so cool!
Is that enough?
Here we go
OH GOD-is this Jack and the Beanstalk up in this
I'm Jack! (Last time I checked...yeah)
Grow big my tree
Grow big up into the heavens
For everybody to look atcha
I think a T-rex is gonna eat that goat
I hope not...I like the little goat
Can I climb him? Yes! Up we go
Co-come on. I ain't letting no squirrel bitch steal a key from me
*Stutter* Is that key Speed? (Cause SPEED IS KEY!)
Can I have it? Oh there's something down here
Grab (x3) Flicky-Flikey-Flacky. Is that a nut? Do you want nuts? Do you like nuts? Here ya go
I have to crack your nut?
Did it crack?
I have heavy shit...*THUD*
YE-ea-eah
This is fucking awesome!
I like this. Eat the nut
Give me the key. YES!
Where'd the squirrel go? Did I kill him? I hope I killed him
I DO!
AH
I'm trying to, but I can't click this
Go Mr. Goat destroy everything!
*Laugh* I though the cake was a lie?! *Laugh*
Go Mr. Goat!
Did I kill him? (NAH)
Did I kill Mr. Developer? (Nah, don't worry Jack) Sorry :*(
YOU'RE ALIVE! YES!
Woohoo!
I can't see you
It's ok
It's ok. We all make mistakes bro. (Good advice...No ones perfect)
OF COURSE. I'M A VERY FORGIVING PERSON
OOOHHHHHH-HHHOOHOOO But I have a choice
OHH
NO
*Another Laughing Jack* (Again not rare, like at all)
That was it
Really is that the end?
That was a game
Pretty sure I played something that felt a lot like a game
OHH, ok is it was actually created for a game jam
If i just wait will something happen?
Probably not-I should of picked 'YES'
I clicking 'END' but nothing works
End, end, come on, end...END!
LET ME END! LET ME QUIT! LET ME ESCAPE THIS ENVIABLE TORMENT! THIS WEIRD PUZZELY QUESTIONABLE LIFE! LET ME GO!
I can't leave
I'm stuck. We're stuck here together.
You guys wanna go get some pizza? (Yeah, why not)
I'd love some pizza. Can I end?
Can I quit? Can I do something?
OK, I'm gonna try it once more but at the end I'm gonna choose 'YES' to forgive him, instead of choosing no
So we'll see what happens
Let's go
I'm ready for ya. I'm gonna speed run this shit this time. 'There is no game' I know. Where's my cursor?
Clicky-clicky-clicky-clacky-clicky
*JUMP CUT*
No you're not dead, for a second time.
You're grand. Don't even worry about it.
We all forgive you bro...again.
Sure
Are you just gonna end if I click 'YES'
It better not do that. I'd better not played all of that again just to say 'YES' and nothing happens
"I will forgive you because I am a very forgiving person", I said no the first time because I wanted to be funny
Yeah
YEAH!
'Why can't we be friends!"
WHY!?
I need friends. (Well you have us at least)
'There is no game'
OH, ha-ha-ha, I'm so glad I played all of that again to get that ending.
Anyway, that was 'There Is No Game', which there clearly was. The title itself is a big fat lie.
I'm not lying to you. The game developer is, he lied to us all
We were all brought in by it.
But the name of the jam was the 'Deception Jam'. So that's very fucking clever
This actually won the Deception Jam
It says it in the description in the bottom
Which is really really cool
I love this!
This is really, really clever. I love game like this, cause it reminds me of like-Portal, the Stanley Parable. So kinds of things.
Breaking the forth wall, that's also why I really love Deadpool
Cause they like-like they come outside of the game, and there like poking fun at themselves
and they poke fun at you as the user. They're aware theres a user playing there game. That kind of stuff
I really, really like it. It's really fun. Again...
People probably just ask me to play it cause Mark and Felix played it so
There's gonna be a lot of comments saying 'Jack, Mark already played this. Felix played this four years ago
I don't care. It's FUN!
More people need to see games like this and I'm glad I got to play it. I'm glad that people did suggest it
Because I really liked it. UM. It really surprised me and I didn't expect it to be
As good as it was
It was really, really clever, and it's really well made. It's pretty short
But that's what you kinds get out of these game jam games. Also
there's a game jam going on right now, well the game jam is actually over. The game development side of things
A game jam with me, Mark, and Felix all together<which is kinda ironic...or it's kinda
coincidental now that I said that I was copying them. WHATEVER.
UM but there is a game jam on now, yeah I posted it on Twitter and Facebook and those places already.
um. People have made games, there's 437 games made and you can go off and play them now
and the top five games. You can go off and play them and rate them and the games that have the top five rating out of all of them
Me, Mark, and Felix will play all five of those games, coming up soon, I think it ends in about a week
SO you can go off and play those and I hopefully remember to put that in the description.
If I forget, let me know in the comments and I'll add it back in after.
SO
Lots of game jam stuff happening, lots of Indy games. I like these. I like
to promote this kind of stuff and to get the word out there and let other people see these games and play these games
Just do lots of stuff, cause they're free, they're clever, they're innovated and these
Smaller developers need a chance to get out there and get there names known and show that they can do it. But for now
THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH FOR WATCHING THIS VIDEO! IF YOU LIKED IS
*PUNCHES* PUNCH THAT LIKE BUTTON IN THE FACE
LIKE A BOSS
AND HIGH FIVES ALL AROUND
*WAPISH* *WAPISH*
BUT THANK YOU GUYS, AND I'LL SEE ALL YOU DUDES
IN THE NEXT VIDEO
*Cue the outro music* (Ah there it is)
If you are reading this, I hope you have an amazing day/night
I know I for one live for these videos
But have a great time. Bye for now, from LilRagdollam
I mean it could of been worse
It could of been called 'There is no Cake'
That would of been horrible
Good God don't even think about that