- Here we go. Don't touch anything.
(suspenseful music)
Ew, why is every seat wet?
Seriously?
They couldn't make these a little easier to get out?
Wait, did I forget to lock the door?
I wonder if anyone's had sex in here.
Oh my god, oh my god, there's no toilet paper.
This is where I die.
Oh (sighs) that was a close one.
Why is the floor wet?
Oh my god, is that pee?
This is the thinnest toilet paper known to man.
(clanging) Oh, god.
Someone's in here!
I wonder how many people have touched this toilet handle.
But actually, why is there water everywhere?
Come on, really? Ugh.
I know it's bad for the environment,
but I'm so glad there's paper towels in here.
Alright, time to do this again in two hours.
(high energy music)