Welcome to the channel, we're Sorted.
A group of friends in London looking
for those amazing things and food to make you
go wow, between stitching each other up in innuendos.
Now be warned, we have two chefs.
But we give them limited air time
and we make sure all of our ideas
start with a suggestion from you.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Hello everyone.
Welcome.
I'm Mike, this is Barry.
And today, well, you know like the show
where we get two incredibly qualified chefs to review
rubbish kitchen gadgets.
Well this time, we've these two.
Hi.
I'm Grace Helbig, this is Mamrie Hart.
We're here on a SORTEDfood video.
They've told us that they're going
to show us some random kitchen gadgets
and we're going to have to guess what these kitchen gadgets do.
What could they possibly be used for?
And see if they actually work for what they're said to do.
I'm Mamrie.
Should we get some gadgets?
Let's get some gadgets.
OK, Mamrie, reveal the item.
Oh dod you guys want to do that?
Oh sorry we've just taken over your job.
Mamrie, reveal the item.
Oh.
I lost my mic.
This comes out.
But mine doesn't.
Ow.
I think it goes in like an orange or something
and like is used like core it.
Oh a core thing?
This is the convenient Kiwi Cut.
Kiwi Cut?
The worst food ever.
Just three steps to cut kiwi fast and simply.
Step one.
Take off the 30 stickers that's on it.
Yeah step one, return the kiwi you accidentally
bought because you thought you would like it.
Step two, using incidentally knife.
Incidental knife?
What?
It's an accident.
Yours is.
Cutting kiwi in half, it becomes easier
to come when you turn off while rotating the kiwi fruit.
What?
My knife doesn't come out so I'm using it
as is intended, but this product.
Wait does the kiwi go in here?
No.
Yeah it does.
Ready?
And then you twist and you get the juice out like an orange.
Oh beautiful, perfect it worked exactly as planned.
One single beautiful slice of--
Step three, rotate and cut.
Please cut by rotating the body along the skin.
Boom.
Also, I don't think there's much difference between the results.
How much does it cost?
For two or one?
For two.
Two, it comes in a two pack because obviously you're
going to want to do this with friends.
Yes pretty sure.
18 American dollars.
I'm going to say $12.
It's a bargain, $7.99.
Woah.
Still about $8 too expensive.
Use a damn knife and a spoon.
She said it.
Useless.
This might be my favorite gadget of all time.
Stop it.
I'm not sure it gets much better than this one.
Girls, please.
And lift the cloche.
We've got this down, we've down this before.
We know how this works.
Ready?
Lift the cloche.
Why is it [INTERPOSING VOICES] I'm
waiting for them to insert dramatic music.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
OK.
What's going on?
OK.
I know what is this.
Is this salt and pepper shaker?
No.
I think you put it in your pie.
And when it's done and hot enough he's like--
Pot of boiling water here.
Maybe you throw them the water, it'd be and we're boiling--
That's what it is.
I literally bet it's that he screams--
[INTERPOSING VOICES]
From the other room, we've, like, get in here, [INAUDIBLE]..
I want to replace the chefs every week.
All right, we're saying it's a screaming, boiling water man.
It's a screaming, boiling water man.
You've pretty much got it.
This is the Chef al dente, the singing pasta timer.
Singing pasta timer?
Put him in a pot, and he'll sing for you
when your pasta is ready.
He'll be like, ha, la mama mia.
He's not Shakira.
[LAUGHTER]
Should I throw this [BLEEP] in?
See if he beeps.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Well, listen to the beat.
Yep, back to the '90s.
Also can we make mention that Jamie
might have to leave in the middle of this video
because he needs to go catch flight.
Yeah.
So the editing will be a little bit all over the place.
Bup-bup.
I love when people leave while we're--
have our eyes closed.
[LAUGHTER]
I was just behind the camera drinking a beer
and now I'm here.
Right.
Ladies, please, lift the cloche.
Lift the cloche.
[INTERPOSING VOICES]
Oh, these are gross texture.
They're growers and showers.
Wow.
First of all, they smell like [BLEEP]..
Also, they've been used.
There's dirt all over these things.
I think I know this what this is.
What do you think it is?
I was going to say you use them to, like, grip oysters when
you shuck them.
Or you boil potatoes, and then you
go like this to get the skin off.
But I think you just use these instead of a sponge--
To clean.
So you're like--
You're cleaning--
To clean the grill.
You're cleaning your dishes like a [BLEEP] DJ.
I'm going to stop you there because you got it.
[CHEER]
I'm so impressed.
They're potato peelers.
No way, I got it right.
After this, I mean--
with water.
You're supposed to rinse them first, so they are damp.
Oh.
Eat your heart out, Giada De Laurentiis.
Wow, it's not working at all.
Wow, this sucks.
It definitely not working.
I do think if they were boiled, it would work.
But right now, all right.
I'm done doing this now.
[LAUGHTER]
Let's talk money.
What do you reckon it cost?
I'm going to say, like, $9.
I'm going to Price Is Right you and say, $1, Bob.
$8.99.
Whoa.
I'm still over, so she won.
I still won.
That's how our game shows work.
Useless or not.
You decide.
It's hard to say, because on a dry potato,
seemed pretty useless.
But if the potato had been cooked, I think they're useful.
Because I also think they could be re-used as the oyster
shucking--
Yes.
And for cleaning your pots when you're out of a sponge.
Calvin Harris meets Mr. Clean.
Can you imagine that combo?
I'm sorry, I have to get my floors rebuilt
because my panties dropped through them--
[LAUGHTER]
Through so hard.
Southern California is going to think we had an earthquake, OK?
You may open your eyes and lift the pan.
It's a cloche.
It's a "closh," cloche.
Cloche.
Close enough.
Oh, OK.
[INAUDIBLE]
Mayo knife.
It's like a--
First of all---
It says exactly what it is.
It says it on there.
It says it's for mayonnaise.
It's clearly what you put in the jar to scoop round the edges--
Yeah, it's to get all stuff.
--so that you don't waste any mayo.
Also, this is my worst nightmare.
I [BLEEP] hate mayonnaise.
Yeah, so--
Um.
Uh, so this one useless and probably $5 American.
And disgusting.
And--
Also looks like a hanger that I break off every time
I try and shove clothes into my closet.
For sure, or like a shoe horn.
Yeah.
Weird backscratcher.
Is that chef singing?
[INAUDIBLE]
[SINGING]
Get over here.
[SINGING]
This is the creepiest [BLEEP] you'll ever see.
This is, I don't like it.
And I don't like it.
Don't leave this in my home tonight.
Well, let me see if it's al dente.
It's overcooked.
[LAUGHTER]
I mean, that's not the biggest problem here.
I've seen West world.
I don't like this at all.
But remember this thing that sucks.
Let's talk more about this.
Tell us what it is.
Yeah, you got it.
It's a mayo knife.
Get that trash out of my home.
All right, I'm going to get in there.
You-- I can do this for you.
Oh, God, ugh--
I know.
Do you need a bowl?
They ask for a bowl.
No, they put all the [INAUDIBLE]..
Are you doing an impression of that little thing
in the boiling water?
[INAUDIBLE] Nope.
[SCREAM]
Is this [BLEEP] Fear Factor?
Please do not get that anywhere else in my home.
I won't, I won't.
And it's not really doing more of a job than an actual knife--
Than a knife.
Could actually do.
How did it get like this?
I'm getting whips.
It's got to go.
Price?
$5-- $5 American dollars.
$5 American.
$4.29.
I gave it the benefit of the doubt, God dang.
Useless or not.
You decide.
Oh, God.
I was so scared [INAUDIBLE].
Useless.
You can break a hanger in half and use it the same way.
Same.
Useless.
I think you can use a kitchen knife.
But also, it's useless because who would ever eat mayonnaise?
I mean, I don't mind mayonnaise.
Get the [BLEEP] out of my home.
[LAUGHTER]
Guys--
Yeah?
How much do you think that weird, disturbing thing costs?
I'm going to say $24.
Oh, yeah.
I think it's-- I mean I don't even keep an Alexa in my home
because I'm afraid of like something--
Has he been listening to us?
That's what I said.
I was like, this is a lazy FBI agent being like,
pasta, pasta, pasta, pasta, pasta, pasta, pasta, pasta--
[INTERPOSING VOICES]
And then the FBI calls you, and they say, hey,
you're in hot water.
I'm going to say this novelty weird thing is like $29.
What did you say?
$24.
It's an absolute bargain at $16.73.
Wow, an absolute bargain to have your house haunted by a weird--
what?
But, useless or not?
You decide.
Useless.
My mom would lose her [BLEEP] over something like this.
But it doesn't work.
She doesn't-- that doesn't--
my mom doesn't care about pasta.
But the task is not, is it useful as--
Useful as a gift.
Pawning off on someone else.
It's Is it useful for the task at hand, which was
seeing if pasta was al dente.
But--
And for that, I say, La Homey failed.
But I didn't taste the pasta, so I can't--
Get in there, woman.
OK, bye.
I think it's overcooked.
[INAUDIBLE]
Do you-- how do I?
What can I taste this with?
You just put your hand in there.
I'm just kidding.
Please don't do that.
[LAUGHTER]
Yeah, it's not al dente.
Thank you.
She's auditioning to be the new voice of the pasta man.
It's not rent.
It's dent-e.
OK, then in terms of actual food functionality, I say useless.
But in terms of a novelty gift--
Yes, Teresa, you know what getting for Mother's Day.
It's useless.
It's definitely useless.
[INTERPOSING VOICES]
No, I want to be over there.
It's useless.
No, it's not.
It's definitely useless.
Thank you guys so much for watching
this episode of SORTEDfood with me, Grace Helbig, and her,
Mamrie Hart.
We hope you had a great time watching
us take over their channel.
And I hope you learned something about food gadgets
and how helpful or helpless they are.
You guys can follow us on all of our social media channels.
Oh.
I'm at Youtube.GraceHelbig.
And I am Youtube.com/youdeserveadrink.
And we have a show together Monday through Friday
on Youtube called ThisMightGet.
Youtube.com/thismightget.
Go check it out because it's way more
fun than this mother [BLEEP].
Damn.
Where's Ben?
[LAUGHTER]
If you really enjoyed that, then you
need to check out the video that we filmed on their channel,
ThisMightGet, where we did a-- well,
I'm going to say it's like a cooking recipe challenge.
But it was basically dumping stuff on to the french fries.
Hi.
It was sophisticated.
The links to the video and the channel are all down below.
So get back click and have a laugh.
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of every video we upload.
Well said.
Thank you.
Well said.
So, I suppose we'll see you on Sunday?
See you on Sunday.
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Thanks.
And see you in a few days.
This is such a weird trust exercise that
always makes me feel like--
And then in 30 seconds, we just have that boiling water
poured over us, like Carrie.