(Shayne sighs)
- What?
You guys are staring at me
like I got us kicked out of VidCon.
- You did get us kicked out of VidCon!
- We're banned for life, dude!
- Oh, whatever!
That was totally unfair, I didn't do anything wrong.
- Oh, oh.
Oh, really?
Really?
So then, you can explain this then?
- [Announcer] Shayne Topp from SMOSH
gives love to his short kings.
- All right, where are my short kings at?
(audience cheering)
Yeah, short kings forever!
Woo!
- What's wrong with shouting out short kings?
We deserve love too.
- That's not all you did.
- [Announcer] Shayne Topp from SMOSH gives love
to his short kings and calls for justice against tall Kings.
- Okay, okay.
Now let's be honest.
Who here loves tall Kings?
(audience cheering)
Okay, short kings,
did you see who cheered?
Get them, get them!
Don't let them leave!
It's time for the short king uprising!
Short kings, short kings!
- [All] Short kings, short kings!
Short kings!
- You were encouraging violence.
- I was empowering short kings!
We're always looked down upon, literally.
I'm disappointed in you, Ian.
I thought you were an average height ally.
- I was an ally until this.
- [Announcer] Shayne Topp from SMOSH gives love
to his short kings and calls for justice against tall Kings
and violence toward anyone over five-eight.
- It's time for the tall Kings to fall.
We will topple them like statues starting with Ian Hecox.
He's taller than me, so it counts.
Down with Ian!
- [All] Down with Ian, down with Ian!
- [Audience] Down with Ian, down with Ian!
Down with Ian!
- I was swarmed by five men who tried
to rip off my knee cast.
- It was insane, Shayne,
admit it, you incited a riot.
- I did not.
- Let's show him the video.
- No, I wanna show him.
Let me, you always get the show him.
- Just press the button, just press it.
It doesn't matter who presses it.
- I'm showing you.
- [Announcer] Shayne Topp from SMOSH gives love
to his short kinda and calls fro justice against tall kings
and violence towards anyone above five-eight.
It was the most horrifying thing Vidcon had ever seen
and Shanye Topp is solely responsible.
Lets go to sports.
- Okay, fine.
Maybe there's an eensie-weensie, itty-bitty chance
that I went a little, little bit too far.
Maybe.
- [Both] You need to apologize.
- I don't need to apologize.
I did nothing wrong.
My actions are admirable.
I am a proud short king.
I am strong.
I am very sorry for my behavior at VidCon this year
when I "incited a short king riot".
If you'll have us back,
I promise next year not to incite any riots.
And, to the wild pack of short kings
currently raging through Anaheim, California,
picking up loose change off the ground
and throwing it at tall people's eyes
and dead-kneeing them into punching range.
Please, stop.
I know it's hard, but we must learn to live
in peace and harmony with the talls.
Um, if it's all right with you,
may I speak privately to my short Kings now?
- Fine.
- Whatever.
(footsteps tap)
- Everything I just said was a roose, a lie.
Short kings, gather and take down the talls.
The talls must fall.
Bring your vengeance upon them.
Also, if there's any ladies who are looking
for just like an all around good guy
who can cook mildly well and is just gonna treat you
with respect, hit me up.
Short Kings forever!
Forever the short kings.
We may be short in stature,
but we will be tall in our strength and greatness.
G.I. Joe
- [Courtney] Hey man, what's going on?
- Oh, nothing.
I was just checking the lens, was looking a little foggy
but it's all good.
- That's cool, nerd.
- Yeah.
- Short nerd.
- Ow, ow.
Fake hitting me.
Ow, what the.
- Okay.
- Ow, okay.
That was real.
Ow, that kind of sucked.
(beep) you.
- At least he smells nice.
- Yeah, it's it's called Thé Noir.
- What does that mean?
- That's the name of the cologne.
Thé Noir.
- [Both] Tain, tain,
tain, taint,
taint hour, taint hour,
taint hour?
(Courtney laughs)
- Okay, you sit down.
You apologize.
(Courtney laughs)