>>> COME ON COME ON COME ON COME ON.
AH, DAMN IT. >> SCORPINOX WINS.
>> YES! >> NICE GAME.
♪♪♪ >> ALL RIGHT.
THAT WAS EPIC. ALL RIGHT, ATTENTION VIDEO
GAMERS, SONIC GOON JUST KNOCKED OUT GAMER CHICK XX WHICH MEANS
THE QUARTERFINAL MATCH OF THE DEATH FIGHT 12 TOURNAMENT WILL
BE SONIC GOON VS. PONE DUNKY. PONE DUNKY MAKE YOUR WAY TO THE
TOURNAMENT STAGE. >> ALL RIGHT, LET'S DO THIS.
WHAT'S UP. ALL RIGHT.
WHAT'S UP. >> ALL RIGHT, ONE MATCH.
BEST TWO OUT OF THREE ROUNDS. SONIC GOON, YOU ARE PLAYER ONE.
PICK YOUR DEATH FIGHTER. >> PLAYER ONE, CHOOSE YOUR
FIGHTER. SCORPINOX.
YOU SELECTED SCOPINOX. >> NO MERCY.
ONLY PAIN. >> HEY, I WAS GOING TO BE
SCORPINOX. THAT'S COOL THOUGH.
LET'S SEE WHO OUR PONE DUNKY GONE TO BEAT YOU WITH.
>> PLAYER TWO, CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER.
DEATH STRIKE. >> LET'S RIP SOME THROATS UP.
>> NO I DON'T LIKE DEATH STRIKE'S COMBOS.
NEXT PLEASE. >> PYRO.
>> WHAT WANTS TO FEEL THE BURN? >> NOW PYRO'S TOO SLOW MAN.
I NEED SOMEBODY LIKE DOOM SNAKE. WHERE MY BUDDY DOOM STAKE AT?
>> BOOBOO JEFFRIES. >> BOOBOO JEFFRIES.
Y'ALL KNOW ME. HI!
>> BOOBOO JEFFRIES? YO, MIND 12 ADDED SOME WHACK
CHARACTERS. I'M SORRY, BOOBOO, BUT THAT'S A
NEXT. >> YOU HAVE SELECTEDB BALBOA
JEFFRIES. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> KNOCK KNOCK, WHO'S THERE? BOOBOO JEFFRIES.
BOOBOO JEFFRIES WHO? IF YOU DON'T KNOW, YOU STUPID.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> HEY, I PUSHED THE WRONG
BUTTON, MAN. CAN WE START IT OVER?
>> HEY SORRY DUDE, NO RESETS IN TOURNAMENT PLAY.
>> EVEN IF WE ACCIDENTALLY PICKED BOOBOO JEFFRIES.
A CHARACTER THAT I AIN'T NEVER EVEN SEEN BEFORE.
>> >> I MEAN, JUST GO TO OUR
OVERVIEW. >> BOOBOO JEFFRIES, FIGHTER
OVERVIEW. >> GET TO KNOW YOUR GIRL, BOOBOO
JEFFRIES. >> PRIMARY ATTACK.
>> RIHANNA, RIHANNA, RIHANNA. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> SECONDARY ATTACK MOVE. >> BEYONCE, BEYONCE, BEYONCE.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> THOSE ARE HER SPECIAL MOVES.
MAN, THIS IS A GAME WHERE YOU RIP PEOPLE'S HEADS OFF.
>> FIGHTER STRENGTH. >> MY RELATIONSHIP WITH MY MOM.
SHE'S MY BEST FRIEND. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> FIGHTER WEAKNESSES. >> MY BIGGEST WEAKNESS IS
FIGHTING. >> FIGHTING?
THAT'S THE ONLY THING YOU GOT TO BE GOOD AT IN THIS.
IT'S CALLED DEATH FIGHTER. >> MY OTHER WEAKNESS IS I GET
WEIRD IN GROUPS. I'M GREAT ONE ON ONE BUT IN BIG
GROUPS, SAD IS MY ASS SHUTS DOWN.
I GET QUIET AND IN MY HEAD, WHY DO I DO THAT?
>> I DON'T KNOW, BOOBOO JEFFRIES.
HEY MAN, I PAYED $75 TO PLAY IN THIS TOURNAMENT, MAN.
JUST LET ME BE DOOM SLAYER. >> HEY, I'M SORRY BRO.
RULES ARE RULES. GOOD LUCK GENTLEMEN.
>> SCORPINOX VERSUS BOOBOO JEFFRIES.
ROUND ONE. FIGHT.
>> DEATH PUNCH. >> NO!
[ LAUGHTER ] >> SCORPINOX WINS.
>> YOUR DEFEAT TASTES DELICIOUS. >> SHE LEFT?
YO, I DIDN'T EVEN GET TO PUSH ONE BUTTON.
>> YOU SHOULD HAVE DONE A RIHANNA ON HIM.
>> NO, I SHOULD HAVE PICKED DOOM SNAKE.
>> HEY, YOU ARE NEVER GOING TO WIN WITH AN ATTITUDE LIKE THAT.
LET'S GO ROUND TWO. >> ROUND TWO, FIGHT.
>> RIHANNA, RIHANNA, RIHANNA. >> THAT RIHANNA MOVING WAS A BIG
HELP. THANKS.
>> TRY THE COMBO. >> LET'S SEE WHAT THE COMBO MOVE
IS ABOUT. >> BOOBOO JEFFRIES COMBO,
PREPARE TO BE MARKED. >> COMBO.
>> OH, YOU GETTING MARKED FOR DEATH.
I KNEW MY GIRL BOOBOO WOULD COME THROUGH.
>> OKAY, LISTEN UP BUSTER. THE FUNNY BUSINESS ENDS NOW.
NOW HIT THE ROAD, JACK. >> THAT'S A REAL MAN RIGHT
THERE. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> I'M PUSHING ZERO BUTTONS RIGHT NOW.
[ LAUGHTER ] THIS IS JUST HAPPENING.
>> HEY, YOU GOT WAX IN YOUR EARS?
I SAID SCRAM. >> WOW, REALLY SAVED THE DAY
THERE, MARK. >> OKAY, REAL TALK.
NOTHING GOOD COMES FROM VIE LENS.
WHEN YOU FIGHT, YOU LOSE. SO BOOBOO JEFFRIES IS REMOVING
HERSELF FROM THE SITUATION, WHICH MEANS BOOBOO JEFFRIES
WINS. >> WINS AT WHAT?
LIFE, OR THE GAME? >> SCORPINOX WINS.
>> SO, NOT THE GAME. GREAT, COOL.
♪♪♪ >> AND SONIC GOON TAKES IT.
HE'S GOING TO THE SEMI. >> WELL THERE'S A REASON WHY
BOOBOO JEFFRIES ISN'T ON THE COVER OF THIS GAME WITH ALL
OTHER FIGHTERS. >> YEAH.
SHE HATES GROUP SETTINGS. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> I'M SORRY. WHAT WAS YOUR NAME?
>> AMY. >> SHUT UP, AMY.
[ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]