2020, let's go! Good lord, it's cold.
It's Chloe! The first 90s kid to turn 30. [unenthusiastic grunt]
But it's not just the weather... It's also the friendly train drivers!
Hi! Aah! Yeah! Oh, I'm so small...
Oh, sorry! Can I get one of you guys? Yeah! I'm- This is a picture of me.
Wow, it's so blown out!
Big jizz! Guys... Jizz! There we go! [laughter]
Good shot, thank you. Oh, he's got it.
I don't wanna be a part of this! Made it better.
Oh, it gets worse. Oh, you've subverted my expectations! [laughter]
Let's watch this futile endeavour. I'm gonna win it! Oh, what a twist!
What're you doing? I hate this money. Om nom nom nom.
I want change... Thomas!
Kill 'em! Don't let them live! [battle cries] ... You okay?
Ah shit. Shit. Shit! [Tom screams]
Oh, she's definitely gonna get it! This is the one! No doubt about it! Shut up, Tom.
It really captures his likeness.
I want Mr Chips! Mr Chips! I'm gonna get Mr Chips!
Mr Chiiips! Yeeah! Aww... Mr Chips!
He just fell out! He just fell out?! I got so many more moneys!
Hi! Hello.
I got you! [Tom yells] [laughter]
Birthday gir- No. Birthday woman! I don't know you.
Miss... What the sushi sees... [laughter]
If the sushi was really far away. Aggressively spicy. Really?
Put it in your mouth! I dunno what it is!
Chopsticks in, lads!
Yeah, you really didn't get what I was trying to go for with the shot...
Yep! It's gonna be a gooood year...
[Tom sighs]
Okay...
Hi. You got boney? You're very excited?
C'mon...
[Tom grunts]
Alright... Eh, what's the rush?
Hallo.
Um... Okay.
Sure. Why not?
Oh... Well, that is very moldy.
That is hot. Yeah.
You havin' fun, binky?
Alright, I should probably did myself out of this.
Let's get recyclin'!
Nyeh! ... Oops!
Aah shit...
Hey, bud. Here's a cushion.
Aww...
And I miss you- oh, shit.
Oh, good doggies.
Nyeh! ... It went in!
Eugh, that smells bad. Oh, my god.
Oh my god! Noo! Don't rip, don't rip! Nyeh
You!
And a beep, bap, bitch. Hi-ya!
Okay... Who wants a biscuit?
Terrible job. Eh, that's a little bit better.
Hands hands hands! Why hands? It's the cinnamon tography. Clean!
Squidgy Squidgy boy! Yes? This is a self-care day.
I need to just turn the Playstation- Oh my god. Squidge! [laughter]
Ooh... Jesus Christ...
Owl House? New Girl? Are you hungry? I'm hungry.
What do you want to eat? Food. Wooow!
Feed me... [door knocks]
Have a nice day, yeah? Yeah, you too, happy new year!
Get off it! I have the gergs!
Coffee has gone well... So full. [Tom slurps loudly]
Lovely. Wooah!
You can't have any!
[straining] Heheheh.
[Squidge barks] [Charlie barks back]
Hello, my son.
Thanks. [Squidge barks] Don't say that!
Let's gooo! Woo! Self-care isn't supposed to be fun!
Well, this carpets fucked...
Do I know two doggies, wanna go for a walk? Outside? [Charlie grunts]
Oh, so strong! Chonky lompy...
Chonklate bar, chonklate bar... Pink, y- We're gonna get there.
We're gonna get there eventually!
You're free! Miss her...
Holy crap! Too much dog!
Ah, I really should've worn more appropriate clothing for this...
Here comes my chonky boy! Hello, chonky boy! Cover me in mud, thank you.
Alright... [Tom sings what he thinks Doom music sounds like]
Yah! Good girly!
What's happened, Charlie? You fell over? Yeah, me too...
Hi Squidge, yes, please, thank you for that... Yep... That's poo.
Well this didn't go to plan. Better wash our clothes.
Ooh, my god... A productive walk. Nyeh!
Alright, we hungry for dinner?
Pinky girl. Squidgy boy. Alright... Hm...
Go away!
You dead now! You dead! [Tom grunts aggressively]
Are my clothe clean? Brüther, may I have a clothe?
They are wet... I don't think my clothes should be dripping.
2020, am I right? [forced laughter]
[garbled yelling]
Take it away... Oh, daddy please...
Do it, do it, do it! Yeeeah!
Crismus. Alright...
[grunting] What're you doing here?
Glad that's over. Emotional support juice.
No, it's great, we'll film TomSka's Day Out when lockdown lifts and we can all meet up again!
Hello, doglets! Happy birthday to me...
We gotcha garlic. Sesame oil. Cheese. Thank you.
[Squidge barks] No one cares!
Glublublub. Clean. Master chef! Master chef!
You want a bucked fizz? A bucked fizz. But it are not crimbsmus!
Yeah baybee! [Charlie protests] Woo!
Meh. You're gonna be so sad about your onion? [Charlie pretends to cry]
Done! Nothing for you!
Can you open this for me please? Oh, good girl! Just one of the boys!
[indiscernible gibberish] Christmus!
[Squidge barks] What is up with you today?! You've had everything you need!!
So, what is this? Hot curry. Oh, hell yeah. Yeah, I put a little bit of cheese on my curries,
what're you gonna do about it? Yum yum yum yum yum.
[fireworks explode] Tom... Well, you missed the fireworks.
How else are you gonna stir it? Ring-a-ding-ding. Hellooo! Bonjour, mon amis!
All in, baybee! Ah, he be foldin'! Ooh!
This year sucks and it's about to end. Yeah, this year is, uh, truly...
Truly the hottest fuckin' garbage...
So I ran outta weed... Oh, what a bad fold!
Hi, Charlie! Hello! Au revouir! Happy nudes! He's such a good boy.
He's, like, genuinely so lovely.
Oh, Charlie, look what we found! Found a grey hair! Your first grey hair.
[laughter] Wooow!
It's all here, yeah. Yeah, I've got like a few grey hairs. Just like one or two. Yeah!
Whatcha got there? Kylo Ren sippy cup. You got Kylo Ren sippy cup? There he is.
Is that a gin bott- Are you drunk?! [Tempo by Lizzo plays] [laughter]
Let's play chess! No!!
a It's Queen's Gambit.
Tough break! Aw fuck!
Check. [Charlie screams]
Are you nice and swaddled? Don't freak out too much, okay?
Charlie as Pink: Okay...
It is too cold to not be wearing socks...
[firework explodes loudly] Wooaholy shit.
We've got a minute! Can we make it to the end of the road in time?
Oh my god, run! You brought a key, right? Don't say that... [Tom cackles]
[Tom mumbles the melody to Auld Lang Syne] [fireworks explode and neighbours cheer]
[fireworks explode and neighbours cheer] Oh my god! Woo!
Get the fuck outta here, 2020!
Up up up up up! [Tom sighs]
Alright... Maybe 2021 will be a little better...