Did I miss it?
No, the boys haven't come down yet.
This should be good, though.
Dicky really meant business last night.
He did? Are you nervous at all?
What if he does something really bad?
How bad could it be?
[screaming]
Don't worry, it's just a harmless prank.
It's not like they're about for blood.
They're out for blood.
[dinging]
Oh. Hi, Dawn and Mae. How's your morning going?
Okay. C-Can't complain.
That's terrific.
We don't have any hair!
Okay, so this is where the ghost presents
the strongest.
So, you're saying the store is haunted
by the spirit of your great- great-great-grandmother, Silvia?
Yes, but we just call her Sylvia now.
Which may have made her angrier.
Now we're scared.
You are? [dinging]
Nope.
Well you will be when you see the ghost
on this thermal camera.
Ghost time.
[dinging]
See? That's Sylvia.
Really? Where is Sal?
[giggling]
They're asking for Sal.
[dinging]
Who's the third ghost?
Uh-oh.
Who's jealous?
Yes, jealous. [dinging]
Jealous [unintelligible]
Oh, what's so funny, huh?
Oh, now I'm funny, huh?
[gasping]
There's a weight on my hair this time.
[laughing]
After some deep thought and reflection...
I decided that if my fake diary caused
Nicky and Ricky to be bald... then I deserve to be bald too.
What did you do?
- Is it that bad? - Terrible.
- Awful. - Galoot.
Well, you guys don't look so good either.
Actually...
[dinging]
Bald caps?
Sorry. All three of us overheard you guys talking in your room.
- What? When? - Last night.
By the way, Mae you're heavier than ya look.
You were in my room again?
Yeah, and it's a good thing cause we found out
those diary entries were fake.
Liar!
So, we're giving you a taste of your own medicine.
How's it taste, Dawn?
Taste!
So, I shaved my head for nothing?
Oh, this is bad. This is so bad.
I have to go to school tomorrow. What did I do?
You know what?
The whole fake head shaving plan was mine in the first place.
I know what I have to do to make this right.
Wait, Dicky, no.
[dinging]
I was faking it, too.
This story has more twists than a cinnamon roll.
Cinnamon rolls only have one twist.
But it's a pretty big twist.
- How do I look? - Like you've given up.
Perfect. Give me my mouth guard, fire up the big guns.
I'm surprised Dicky didn't take his fart machine
with him to Australia.
He packed his good one. This one doesn't go to wet.
Time to gross this guy out.
Oh, hi, Nicky.
No, it's me, Dawn.
Oh, sorry. Nicky has the same bedtime routine.
So, what do you think of your special someone now?
She's the best.
Because you guys... just got burned.
[dinging]
What's he doing next to my thermostat?
Probably the same thing that he's doing.
[dinging]
And him. [dinging]
And me.
When I set that one to 100 degrees.
[dinging]
Get your cameras ready for this one, boys.
It's going to be even doozier.
[beeping]
[screaming]
I love you kids!
Get down.
I saw him go in.
Operation Broken Bathroom is a go.
[yawning]
[dinging]
Oh, no.
[dinging]
Ew, gross.
[dinging]
[unintelligible]
[screaming] [dinging]
What the-?
[dinging]
There's no such thing as bad luck.
[dinging]
There is such thing as bad luck.
Help! Let me out of here!
If the door handle's broken, how's he gonna get out?
I took the hinge pins out of the door,
so one good push will make it-
[banging]
[dinging]
Bad luck is real.
Today, I'm here to dedicate our schools new entryway.
But before I do, I present the Class of 2017's
sayonara stunt.
[applause]
Move kids so everyone can see
that adorable little inscription.
[dinging]
Why are you stepping out of your shoes?
What is the meaning of this?
Sorry, Principal Terrien,
but we just wanted to pull off a stunt
the whole class could call their own.
Something that actually represented us.
So we cemented our shoes into the ground.
I can only guess whose idea this was.
This has Harper quads written all over it.
Um, actually, it has 2017 written all over it.
Oh, yep, I see it now.
But it wasn't just the Harpers, it was all of us.
We wanted to tell future classes
that the Class of 2017 left some pretty big shoes to fill.
Well, this wasn't on my list,
and it certainly wasn't principal approved.
But it is pretty inspiring.
I got it.
They mess with our mascot, so we'll mess with theirs.
Let's steal their war pig.
Yeah.
Steal their pig.
Steal their pig. Steal their pig.
We stole their sticking war pig!
[dinging]
[squealing]
But he's so cute.
Awe.
[farting]
Ew.
- I'm not talking to you. - But Dicky.
Everything okay, gentlemen?
Yeah, just excited about the test.
High five.
[dinging]
Whoops. Don't worry. No harm, no foul.
I'll just run to the nurse.
Oh, sure, sure. Let me get you a hall pass.
Here you go. Really?
Uh. Now I got to go see the nurse
about this weird extra hand.
Sit down, Dicky.
Dicky, listen.
I'm not talking to you.
Mr. Williams report to the parking lot.
Your car is being towed. Go Buffaloes.
What? Why is my car being towed?
Today's test is postponed!
No test?
Yes! Yes!
I can't wait to go home and celebrate.
Shouldn't you go home and study?
For what?
So, uh, pretty cool what happened
in social studies today, huh?
Yeah. Good stuff happens to me all the time.
I'm pretty sure there's a word for that in Japanese.
It was me. [dinging]
Let me try that. It was me.
No, it was me.
It was me.
No, I called the tow truck company.
I don't speak Japanese, man. What are you saying?
I got the test postponed!
Yeah, I was right.
She's a total fake bass.
Whoo hoo. This is such a personal victory.
And a huge loss for the family.