• From a bear in the school yard to glue on crackers, the Planet Dolan crew re-enact
some of the best true stories from our subreddit about the strangest things we’ve seen happen
at school.
I’m Nixxiom and today I’ll be your narrator.
Number 10 was submitted by fleeplz Tolop Tolop was in 8th grade and was going to go
use the restroom.
It was the day before Election and everyone was going crazy about the 2016 presidential
candidates.
So when he walked in the hall about to enter the restroom, Tolop saw a student in a Donald
Trump mask.
If that wasn't weird enough, he slowly moved his head to look at Tolop, and then ran off
with his arms behind his back like Naruto and continued looking at Tolop while he ran
off.
Number 9 was submitted by Tonere Danger Dolan There was a teacher at Dolan’s school who
taught geography and PE, and was known for being a bit mad.
She once slapped the butt of a girl who was doing push-ups.
Dolan was “lucky” enough to have her for PE.
One morning Dolan and his friend Ghost Toast were chatting in the locker room before class
and the teacher swooped in and said “I had a dream about you boys last night!”
She then described the dream.
They were obviously horrified.
She then said “what are you looking at me like that for?
I'm just trying to make friendly conversation!”
Dolan and Ghost Toast awkwardly laughed and tried to get away, but she started cackling
and slapped Dolan on the back.
He made an excuse to leave and ran away as fast as he could.
Number 8 was submitted by Dasazia Doopie During a normal day at high school, Doopie
was at her locker and had her earphones in, listening to Hate it Hate it Huge Ego.
Suddenly she heard a familiar tune that wasn't on her mp3: It was a 12th grader with what
looked like a rolling suitcase with a glowing disco ball flashing pink, blue and green,
and playing HEY, HEY, YOU, YOU, I CAN BE YOUR GIRLFRIEND, as he went down the hallway.
A few days later Doopie’s boyfriend, and his two other friends were having lunch in
the cafeteria.
Doopie was at her locker, but when she got back to the cafeteria the same guy was up
on the table blasting music and dancing while disco lights were flashing.
Her boyfriend was trying to sleep and HATED disco music.
The 12th grader STILL didn't get in trouble.
Number 7 was submitted by Lucky Mine Canary Melissa
Second Grade.
Snack time.
Melissa was enjoying her milk, when she noticed something strange: her best friend, Gooby,
was putting paste all over her crackers.
Melissa thought she was just being silly, and laughed, until Gooby took a big bite,
chewed, and swallowed triumphantly.
Melissa yelled for the teacher, “My friend is eating GLUE!
She’s going to DIE!!!”
The teacher ran over, took one look at her cracker crumb and glue smeared face, and snatched
up the bottle.
He quickly read over all the ingredients and warning labels.
Gooby continued to chew.
Melissa was surprised when her teacher shrugged, placed the glue back on the table, and said,
“Non-Toxic.”
Gooby plopped another glue cracker sandwich in her mouth and grinned at Melissa.
The teacher patted her on the head as she went back to her desk.
“Just don’t throw up, sweetie.
We’re having biscuits and gravy for lunch.”
Number 6 was submitted by RocketSurgery950 Zaraganba
When Zaraganba was in the 8th grade, he would volunteer to walk to his school's elementary
building, to help teachers with their classes, but he had to cut through the high-school
parking lot to get to the elementary building.
One day, while he was walking over, the whole parking lot was blocked off by police tape,
and there were ambulances, fire trucks, and two very mangled cars.
As he tried to get around the blocked off area, Zaraganba wondered, "how the heck does
a crash like this happen in a PARKING LOT?!"
That was when he noticed his brother being pulled out of one of the cars, and put into
an ambulance.
A few traumatizing hours later, Zaraganba ran into Danger Dolan, alive and well.
Dolan explained that every year, before prom, the local fire department volunteers to collaborate
with the school and host a fake car crash, raising awareness for drunk driving.
Four years later, before his prom, Zaraganba got to re-enact the same fake crash.
Number 5 was submitted by Heatherfeathersong Shima
At recess, when Shima was in fifth grade, she heard the supervisor blow her whistle,
getting everyone's attention.
She pointed and screamed, "BEAR!!!”
In the distance, Shima could see a black bear coming from the woods.
Everyone rushed inside the school.
It hung around and they were kept on lock down as it sniffed at the doors.
When the authorities came it had already gone back into the forest.
Shima’s teacher had asked why they thought a bear came so close since they normally steer
away.
Shima remembered reading a book where animals will behave oddly when sensing some kind of
danger, so answered that it could be Mt.
St. Helens volcano.
The teacher doubted it, but told Shima, "If anything like that happens tomorrow I'll give
you 100 extra credit points in whatever subject, the next day 50".
The day after next, the same supervisor blew her whistle after hearing over the intercom
that Mt.
St. Helens had activated a bit.
So Shima got 50 extra credit points.
Kids were even cheering, "Shima gets 50 points!
Shima gets 50 points!”
Number 4 was submitted by DumbassDragon666 Spinalpalm
When Spinalpalm was a sophomore in high school, his English class was preparing for mock job
interviews.
The teacher was describing the proper way to shake someone's hand and kept saying, "In,
pump three times, and out."
Another teacher then popped his head into the classroom and said, "Stop describing my
college life."
The whole class lost it.
Number 3 was submitted by tefypzofes Kyle M
When Kyle M was in 8th grade, about halfway through the year someone began vandalising
the bathrooms.
Some kid was apparently shoving granola bars into the toilets.
This actually broke most of the toilets, and occurred in every bathroom.
The teachers were positive that it was a boy in Kyle’s class, although there wasn’t
any proof.
They questioned every single guy in the class, but nobody admitted to it.
About a week later, it was still going on.
When Kyle went to the bathroom, he saw a little sixth-grader girl in a bunny hoodie in the
guy's bathroom.
She ran out of a stall with an evil glare on her face and scared the crap out of him.
Kyle went into the stall, and it was overflowing with granola bars.
So that little girl was the culprit all along.
Number 2 was submitted by The_Campletionist Pandora
During lunchtime in Pandora’s Junior Year of High School, she was sent to the nurse's
office for coughing too much.
While walking there she saw a group of three well-known delinquents stripping to their
undergarments.
They then proceeded to hop over the fence to the front of the school, only to meet some
guy in a Toyota, dressed in a Panda costume.
Pandora could only wonder what was going on in their minds.
Number 1 – What’s the strangest thing I ever saw at MY school?
My schooling experience was, for the most part, normal, but there was this one kid I
remember who always freaked me out.
My friends and I referred to him as: The Pacing Kid.
After eating lunch Pacing Kid would always walk outside the cafeteria and he would just…
Pace.
He would walk back and forth between a trash can and a water fountain – a 10 foot gap,
if I had to guess.
While pacing in this spot, he’d whisper to himself quietly in words nobody could understand,
leading some to speculate that pacing kid was attempting to summon Satan to destroy
the school.
And the worst part is, in my last English class in High School, Pacing kid sat right
behind me in the very back, and even during class his maddening whispers would continue…
Huge thanks for the folks over on our Planet Dolan subreddit for submitting their stories.
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