So what happened?
Well, I was minding my own business,
talking loudly on my cell phone after watching Battle Pigs 4 .
[gasping] How great was that ending?!
- So great. - Shh!
Yo, I cannot believe that Captain Pork Chop totally--
Not... another... word!
You haven't seen it yet?
No because I keep getting interrupted.
And you all know how much I hate being--
I still don't understand how Piper's phone ended up
in her mouth.
Eh!
Because as I was talking loudly, some guy in a smiley face mask
grabbed my phone, screamed, "Use your inside voice!"
and then he shoved it in my mouth!
I mean how rude is that?
Well, you shouldn't talk loudly on your phone in public.
I know that, but I want to.
So I do it.
What's wrong with that?
I mean it's just kind of a bad...
...not being considerate of others.
Come on, Piper, Mr. Wallabee taught you better than that.
Mr. Wallabee!
That was one of his rules. I loved Mr. Wallabee.
Who is Mr. Wal-- Waler--
Don't even try.
Mr. Wallabee is this local guy on TV
and he hosts a show for a little kids.
Waler- Waler--
It's not just for kids.
It's a children show, Jasper.
Alright, love the show. Not going to apologize.
There's really no reason at all to stop watching kids' shows
just cause you got a little bit older.
Who are you talking to?
Uh. It's "Whom are you talking to?"
Common usage, Jasper.
No, no. "Whom" is the object in the sentence,
- not the subject. - Common usage.
Alright, grammar rules exist for a reason!
Grammar fight!
No!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hey! Hey!
Come at me!
Hey! Hey! Hey! No more grammar fights!
They never end good.
So, what does Mr. Vavava Doo Doo have to do with this?
- Uh, Mr. Wallabee... - Vava--
- Mr. Wallabee... - Val--
- Mr. Wallabee. - Waller--
- Mr. Wallabee... - Waller--
...has a list of seven golden rules
- for good behavior. - Behavior.
Can you stop doing that?
Rule one: Never litter.
Rule two: Put things back where you got them from.
This guy sounds lame.
Uh, okay. Mr. Wallabee is not lame.
He's kind of lame.
Hey, I just thought of something.
Like grammar rules don't apply to you?
Common usage!
Okay! Okay! Hey! Let it go. Let it go. Let it go. Breathe.
Breathe. Okay. Now, what were you thinking?
I was thinking Piper and Mitch Bilsky
and that trashy girl from Nacho Ball
all violated one of Mr. Wallabee's rules
before they got attacked;
don't litter, inside voices,
put things back where you got them.
Wait. So you think that Mr. Wallabee
is Mr. Nice Guy?
No way. Mr. Wallabee is, like, the sweetest guy in the world.
Tom Hanks would play him in a movie.
Okay then. What if Mr. Nice Guy's some kind
of Mr. Wallabee super fan?
Or someone who works on the show
is taking the rules too seriously?
Um, it's "whom" works on the show.
No, it's not.
- You wanna bet on it? - Grammar fight!
[screaming]
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Okay, just a quick one then we gotta go see Wallabee.
- Yeah! - Whoo! Whoo!
Everybody grab a grammar hammer!
Whoo, whoo, whoo!
Grammar fight.
Don't nobody cheat!
Don't nobody? That's a double negative.
You're going down.
Grammar fight!
[screaming]
Mr. Wallabee will be with you in a few minutes.
If you gentlemen could wait right over here.
Uh, that was my shoulder.
Oh, sorry.
Uh, nah, you're good.
Just got in a pretty bad grammar fight.
- Grammar fight? - Yeah.
Those never end good.
[chuckles] Uh...
Don't you mean those never end well?
Mr. Wallabee will be with you soon.
So, we talk to Wallabee,
see if he's noticed anything weird with any of his--
Oh, it's the tree.
I'm sorry, what?
The Wallabee tree, dude.
The one that grows from good thoughts
and produces fruits of kindness.
Okay, I feel like maybe you're focused--
Ah, the tubes. The tubes.
Ah, the tubes!
Oh.
This is where the Mail Snail delivers the snail mail
to Mr. Wallabee's Mail Pail.
Yes.
Everybody loves the tubes.
- Mail Snail. - How ya doing?
Dude, it's the Mail Snail who delivers snail mail
without fail.
Nice to meet ya. You guys here to see Mr. Bee?
Is he donating blood?
Every day.
Doctors say it's not healthy, but that don't stop Mr. Bee.
That man is a true hero.
No pointing!
Wow.
Buddy.
Take it down a notch.
That was a freebie. Next time, you're losing an arm.
Pointing violates Mr. Wallabee's rule number five:
no pointing.
Can't you read the sign?
- Uh, I see no sign. - No sign.
- There's no sign. - I don't see a sign.
- There. - Hmm?
What's wrong with your head?
- It's there. - Stop freaking me out, man!
- Inside voices! - Oh, there it is!
- Right there, see? - No pointing!
You, uh...
take Mr. Wallabee's rules pretty seriously, don't cha?
Maybe a little too seriously?
You bet I do.
And so will you if you know what's good for ya.
- Say friend. - Here we go.
Let me ask you a question.
Quiz time.
Have you ever seen the inside of a hood?
Inside of a hood?
[grunting]
[unintelligible]