- Yo, I can't believe the NFL made
mandatory confederate flag jerseys.
- That's like, so racist it's ridiculous.
You can't even tell the teams apart anymore.
- Well, we can't tell your jeans apart anymore,
'cause they're all acid-washed with bacon fat.
(everyone laughs) - Bacon!
- Now your jeans double as airplane carpet.
- Ay, yo, shut up Pat, that's why DanceBreak sucked,
and you know it.
- Ah, that stings!
- The comments were generally positive.
- That's debatable. - Sure they were.
- What's up guys, I'm sure you heard about
the big NFL controversy going all over twitter right now.
- Yeah, we did, it's racist!
- And you're built like a bassist.
(mimics bass guitar sounds)
Fat hands!
Listen, guys, we gotta cover this.
DoBoy, can you write one of your NFL parody songs?
- Aw, yeah, I'm all over it, coach.
- Alright, Pat, run creative on this.
- But, you just asked me to write the song?
- Well, I don't trust ya, alright?
Chop, chop!
- Alright, y'all ready for these fire bars?
- DoBoy, no one likes your bars of chocolate, okay?
- No, no one liked DanceBreak.
(everyone laughs)
- It's more popular than Bad News.
- No it ain't.
(R&B music)
♪ Don't vote for the boss, go attest down at Yale ♪
♪ N-F-L awww yaaa ♪
- This is hot lava, man, I'm excited!
- Who said something about some chocolate lava cake?
- Ain't nobody say that prank, Scoop!
This my new NFL rap, bitch 'bout to go stupid viral,
get in on this.
(retches)
Was that from my bars, or the baby?
- (coughs) bars.
- They're that lethal, huh?
- Alright, so once you lock Kraig in,
it's pretty much a go and you just reach out to your people.
(overlapping conversation)
- What's up, dark and pudgy?
I just finished my new NFL rap, it's a bang!
- It's a no, and it's a garbage can,
I don't wanna listen to that, fam.
- I don't like you.
- Man, why you be acting like these parodies
don't be doing numbers, bro?
- (exclaims) no, your scale does numbers.
Now take this boo-boo elsewhere,
(speaks in foreign language).
- (laughs) at least it's not as bad as DanceBreak.
(everyone laughs)
- Old D-boy liked that!
- [Tahir] Your show sucks!
It was really bad.
- Two guys dance, they battle!
(laughing)
- Alright, well, burn that parody,
I'll talk to y'all later.
- Same, man.
- Man, y'all gon' respect me eventually.
Hey, yo, Trevor, post the video!
(sighs)
(hip-hop music)
- Yo, you see this?
DoBoy's NFL parody "I'm So Madden" got 10 million views
and picked up by Shade Room.
- That's crazy, oh, there he go!
What up, Do-Beezy?
Hey, you all over my timeline today, fam.
- You still can't zip that jacket, though.
Can't win 'em all.
- Ay, what up Do-Boy?
You did a great job, keep it up.
- Don't try to hop on the bandwagon now, jean jacket.
- Do-Boy your J. Cole level bars are amazing!
And you're physically fit, now, I love it, up top!
(shouts)
Even the dancing!
- Don't fall for none of it, none of it, none of it...
(eerie music plays)
- What?
- They're only praising you because what you did worked.
Dad Jokes, Great Taste, Roast Me,
they all tickled my ballsack,
soon as DanceBreak got some mixed reviews,
it was back to being chum in the ocean.
If your parody was a flop, they'd be back to
calling you a foreign hiplomat,
here to address the national cookie shortage.
- Wait, did you just make it dark in the kitchen
for added effect?
- Uh, office lighting is tricky- hey, look a rib tip!
- Oh, I'm sure is hungry, I-
(moody piano)
You know what, y'all can keep y'all praise
and your congratulatory's, listen to this:
I don't make the videos that I make for y'all to approve it,
I make it 'cause I think that it's funny.
So all your opinions and your comments,
you can keep it to yourself!
ADD posts what we wanna post! (hands slam down)
Now, you either get with it, or get lost!
- Do-Boy, shut up!
- Yeah, what are you talking about?
- Right, get over yourself.
- You're still talking about that old video?
Man, that was three hours ago, we off that.
The internet has moved on to the next thing,
the next video-
- Do-Boy shut the fuck up!
- Yikes. - Wow.
- Anyways, y'all wanna watch this video
of this kid punching a koala bear in the face?
- Ohh, I like that one. - Yeah.
- It's the one where he climbed that little tree, right?
- Now, this is quality content.
- Absolutely, I wanna see the koala punch the kid back.
- [Scoop] You are a koala.
(distant conversation)
- Are people here?
- Aw, yeah! (laughter)
- Are y'all watching DanceBreak?
- What, is that what that is?
- Do y'all like DanceBreak?!
- What is that?
- (gasps) fuck y'all!
- Wow.
- You know how many times I danced myself to sleep!?
- How's that possible?
- Horrible, I hate it here!
- [Tahir] You're running the wrong way.
- Okay. - His cry is ugly.
Can we turn the one on where Meg does this?
(all cheer) - Yes!
(hip-hop music)