what kind of place is this
here come my parents come on spongebob
patrick goodbye bikini
[Applause]
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i want to be good
there he is patrick say you're live why
thank you sandy i would love one
i miss you sandy misses you
even squidward misses you
if i can't have you as a friend
i'm gonna make you a trophy
i even picked out this nice jar for you
so this is the way it's gonna be
i hope you're happy
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spongebob doesn't like me anymore
that's right you're my worst enemy
patrick you're not really not my friend
it's just opposite day
don't cry captain krabs
yeah we'll be your loyal crew
it was nice knowing your buddy
as long as i can remember you poor
ugly thing you
what are you doing in there patrick
wouldn't you like to know
you'll get an award one day i'm never
gonna get an award because i've never
done anything but oh no i broke it
[Music]
why does this keep happening to me just
like it ain't worthy
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no more sandy or pearl or mr krabs
i want ice cream
[Music]
what are you gonna do to us please sandy
i can't afford dry cleaning
i thought what we had was special
a friendship rig it is you
how could you do this
that's it spongebob you have crossed the
line
as of right now this friendship is
over
i don't know what to do spongebob you
gotta help me
patrick you forgot how to eat again come
on we'll get the funnel
no it's not that spongebob my parents
think i'm dumber than a sack of diapers
no they don't patrick parents just like
to push your buttons
you do care
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i had no idea what kind of father
am i i'll make it up to you buddy
what do you normally do when i'm gone
wait for you to get
back i'm sorry i got you in trouble and
got you moved to the back of the class
and got your good noodle start removed
and shut the spitballs
i'm sorry your apology is so long hey
dude let's save roger you're sponsored
[Applause]
screams like wow
it's amazing how many things can set a
sea bear off
they're horrible scenic riddle
why are you crying patrick because
many years ago i took that challenge i'm
gonna miss you spongebob
no no no no oh horror
the horror
oh the glory days why have we grown
apart run in steady
all you have to do is write your name
[Applause]
ready to go
um patrick those are my clothes my
peanut butter
that's my peanut butter pickles
are you gonna miss him spongebob me too
buddy
patrick don't you worry i got your back
man
i accidentally knocked spongebob's
toothbrush into the toilet
and then i put it back on the counter
without washing it
oh why spiderman
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would he patrick
[Music]
and stop crying i've been replaced
by a sandwich
her tentacles the way she plays clarinet
her massive nose
patrick that squidward so much
pain so much pain
[Music]
i hate god
[Music]
[Applause]
this is the most beautiful bubble i've
ever seen you forgot to tell me you were
leaving
[Music]
well patrick
why are you crying you found a new best
friend
wait no this isn't what it looks like
all the ink came off on your belly
[Music]
oh it's okay buddy i think you've
learned your lesson
you're right squidward my floors
think fast squiddy i got your nose
[Music]
it's unbearable
sweet neptune imported jeez
[Applause]
you'll never understand what it's like
to be alone by the red rope
i've never seen anything more beautiful
have you patrick not since i saw my
first triple layer cheesecake
this wind feels like broken glass mixed
with razor blades
at least it did before he left us
i don't want to go back to being no hat
patrick
okay buddy i understand as long as i'm
still standing
you'll never wear this hat again patrick
are you okay
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calm down buddy
it was nice knowing him how i know
i'm an interesting guy
[Music]
i didn't get to sleep in this morning