welcome everybody to whatever this is
gonna be I I decided that I wanted to do
something different here on the channel
and I want to go over weird stuff that I
can find online now other people have
done this before in the past
Felix used to have an entire series on
it and I used to love watching them and
I wanted to do myself so now is the
perfect time because I do a lot of the
meme videos I know this would be a good
opportunity for me to be able to do some
of this as well so I went on to my
discord and I asked people to send me
links to a bunch of weird products
online and boy did you succeed so we
have a bunch of stuff that I am very
excited to unveil some of them are going
to be sooner than others
and some of them I have wanted for a
very long time and some of them are
completely gross so this is going to be
very interesting but first I need
somewhat of a wardrobe change right now
I look way too normal
I look like a youtuber I'm not supposed
to look like that I'm supposed to look
like it degenerate like I really am
you're all ready for the big reveal
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what are it's me baked beans man I think
of most of the wig in my mouth there
were supposed to be a mask that comes
with this that has like a full English
breakfast on it a full Irish Breakfast
uh-huh but it didn't arrive yet so I
can't put it on but we do have something
else to round out the ensemble get a
load of this all of you feed people oh
yeah oh yeah
Oh remember Billy bass
this is him now I'm gonna go out and
catch a trout so that's half of my items
already admitted are you turned on yet
and since I'm a big whiny baby youtuber
people told me to get this which is a a
pacifier that has different shapes I
wanted one that had like really weird
messed-up teeth and I didn't have the
ring in the front but again it didn't
ship to me maybe for next time there's
gonna be a sequel to most of these good
very professional youtuber and this is
my job day-to-day I feel I come back yes
silicone orthodontic nipple
hey mom passed me the silicone
orthodontic nipple sure thing for months
year old okay oh yeah kind of things in
my mouth for a really long time I'd be
terrible at sucking penis and powering
through these really quick we're getting
through the easy ones first but another
one that I I said this recently
I said recently because I have the see
aunt mug I can't say the actual word or
YouTube will be like not on my watch
but now I have new mugs I have the whole
collection my Infinity Gauntlet is going
to be complete this is my D ik mug so if
we put all the dishes from now on and
I'm like where's my NIC mug
smells like a can here this is the one I
want but not only do we have the ich mug
we also have the itch mug you're staring
at my feet do you want you want a little
foot play I don't know if I'll actually
get to monetize if I take off my socks I
don't think anybody wants that can't
even show this because this is a
orthodontic nipple it's very nice for
short con I know I know how babies like
it see it doesn't matter what age you
are everyone wants to so kind of titty
we have my ick mug and now we have my
itch mug my collection is almost
complete I've I have my aunt mug my ik
mug and my itch mug all I need now is my
oak mug and my ish bag okay and then
then I'd have all the Infinity stones
get ready to get snapped these are gonna
be Easter eggs in every video from now
on so you're gonna have you're gonna
have to just gonna be a point system
there's gonna be an exam at the end of
every month and you're gonna have to see
how many times I use these mugs it's
gonna be an Easter egg hunt every single
time please watch all my videos now
we're getting to the stuff that I am
really excited for this is gonna be the
last one this is disgusting it's it
looks like a pink bear soap right now
doesn't smell like one
just think of it as flesh you're gonna
want to see what that is the next thing
we have is the speed ball it's a thing
that boxers used to train it's a ball
you put on your head and then you punch
it and it comes back I'm gonna get a
face full of balls
oh one of them is a lot harder than the
other I think you need to see a doctor
of one of your testicles is a lot softer
than the other one okay how does this
work
where is that oh well bike keep your
ball dude I know they don't look like my
regular feet I promise that they are do
you a net you a smell
wise choice be be wise choice like all
those years ago like mr. Miyagi taught
me I'm ready to go fighting I'm ready I
am ready to go out and laser hit some
business this is really long
oh yeah this is what I bought it for a
hole yeah you want you want to go you
want to go mr. ball I'm absolutely
terrified of this
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this is airplane don't have the reach
I'm not welcome Paul yeah no Kampala que
si do you want to watch that or you want
to watch the Jack fight himself the real
enemy is within the real fight starts
now I should go with a softer ball damn
okay my wigs not snatched no more it's
round two oh yeah here we go
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yeah come on meatball it's got I got
nothing to tip my rate my beans
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this is how I actually fight because you
ladies and gold for I'm Irish I think we
know who won that fight yes undefeated
champion master of the world
dagger of nipples we have come to the
final piece which is this pink block it
looks like any other pink block right no
it has holes in it this is called the
post popper yeah baby immediately lead
it out of the room when he saw this this
is something that was sent in that I
repulsively gag dad when I saw the clip
of it so that was like okay immediately
have to buy that it's the thing that
lets you simulate popping spots pimples
pus gross the stuff that's supposed to
be in your body that built up because
your body too nasty that's what we're
getting out of this right now and I
don't know how this works
Oh gross look yeah there's so much in
there you on it's greasy
oh it smells bad oh it's making sounds
oh it's doing it Oh gross why am I still
doing it in ways it's satisfying ooh ooh
you know what you pop spots in your face
and you want that nasty to get away from
you yeah let's put that in the game I
feel good about racing I feel good about
life right now I think that this was a
really great idea and I think that we
should do more of it these are all the
products I have for right now I have a
couple of left over
those gonna have to wait till next time
so please leave like in the video if you
enjoyed it if you got repulsed by it
that only means that I did my job well
and that means you have to like it even
more oh my god I can squeeze all of them
oh my god ah somebody need how much do
you want to wash your face after
watching this thank you guys so much for
watching this this was extremely fun to
do please leave suggestions for other
products to get and put them put mainly
Amazon links cuz that's the easiest ways
to get them from an amazon co dot uk' is
even easier because they get to me
really fast and that means that I can
record more of these videos very quickly
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but also don't forget to subscribe to
the channel because I upload videos
every single day and there's got to be
more of these ones so hit a big old fat
ball on that Bell it came back and I'll
see you guys next time
yeah different guessing guess I'm
watching you want to go
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