[Music]
hi
as you know i'm in a country that's
mostly known for drugs
crime and immigrants mexico
everyone thinks that's the only thing
that comes out of mexico
but that's [ __ ] mexico has so much
more to offer than what the media shows
like that caesar salad you're eating
that was not made in italy
that was made in mexico that birth
control pill you're using
was discovered by a mexican you can
thank louise for your lack of children
the first tv with colors was also made
by a mexican and so was that tequila
you're drunk on
that swiss chocolate you love that guac
you eat and that frida painting you've
always admired
all of these are from mexico without
mexico there might be fewer illegal
immigrants
and less drugs but without mexico your
life will be black and white
you'll have a ton more children and your
avocado tooth
is just a toast that's one minute