hi guys, so a lot of you liked the return of the bed in my last videos,
so i think i'm gonna stay here
'return of the bed' that sounds like some sexy horror film
whispers: return of the bed
but, yeah, sorry if i look a bit tired today
i got awoken at 4 in the morning by a mysterious knock on the door
and it was one of those moments were your so asleep and a scary noise happens
and your just like *uh*
i was paralysed by fear and I don't know how that helps in a scary situation
surely it would help more to become an ostrich-cheetah or something
and be like *rrrrrahh*
but no, you just freeze in place and then the serial-killer chops off your eye i don't know who was at the door it was hopefully sarah michelle geller in a santa outfit
and not a giant angler-fish which is what i was imagining in my head
*dramatic music*
anyway, forget that. guess what i found in town today
i feel like i might have built that up slightly too much
but i got an alien baby pod!
at school these were the biggest deal, along with
pugs and pokemon cards
and everyone was always trying to make them make babies, these aliens are called otos and depa, catchy!
and they lived in this gel-like substance
which is really gross and it smells
i remember that smell!!
it smells so disgusting
and then you would get the aliens out *ah!*
i hope it's still alive
uhm,
you get the aliens out of the gel
and then the idea was you'd stick their backs together in hope
they'd make babies and everyone believed these weird pieces of plastic could actually make a baby
did anyone ever make a baby out of these or was that just some weird conspiracy?
but, yeah, i thought i would give it a go today anyway
so we have depa who looks like a boy
oh, no
crotos is a boy is well
well, let's give it a go anyway
who thought you'd be watching gay alien baby breeding today?
*wooah*
probably a few of you
so here it goes,
right *laughs* here we go
breed!!
breeeed!
yeah so you'd stick their backs together and *uh*
and then you put them back in the gunge like this
some people said you had to put them in the fridge
and other people said to to put them in the dark
so I'm gonna go with the dark, so
i'll let you know how that gets along later
i'm sure i've wore these shorts for the last 800 videos
but, uhm, anyway i wanted to tell you i went to 'summer in the city'
which was amazing and i met loads of you guys
which was awesome and i finally got to see the eyes that have been staring at me for so long
especially you!
yeah it was great to meet everyone and here's a little montage of the people i met
*duh do duh duh duh*
great song phil!!
but there was one incident i wanted to talk about
i'm not sure I want to re-live it but I think you guys need to know
okay time to cast my mind back to the event
i was happily talking to some girl about unicorns when
when i felt this ominous presence beside me
it was like a dark shadow moving closer and closer
and then, out of no-where it happened
*dramatic music*
a girl liked my face!
*ughh!*
not just my face, it was a combination of a lick-eyeball-headbutt all at the same time
and it was probably the most disgusting thing thats every happened to me
but yeah, here is a action replay
*dramatic music*
and ultra-slow motion, now notice how much i recoil from the head-butt
talking about unicorns, talking about unicorns,
oh my god, the horror
*ahwwwww*
*ugahh!*
please could no-one ever do that to me again?
or i'll call social services, RSPSA, jagged in-the-eye phoneline
*ughhh!*
thankfully, my good friend kai was filming at the time
thanks for not saving me kai!
but yeah follow the link to kai and his full video in the description if ya wanna check it out
*upbeat music*
welcome to the future i just took a break from editing the video
to check on the babies, .. and no babies to be seen
sad face :(
also crotos' head is kinda ripped i think that breeding was a bit vigorous
guess i'll put them in the fridge now
breed!!
okay, back to the past
*miaw*
today's draw phil naked is!-
*music*
and the next time i speak to you, it'll be holiday-vision from sardinia
i'm so excited! i'm going with chris, pj and dan
and it's gonna be the best time ever
so hopefully i'll record some fun videos while i'm there
but yeah i really do need to get myself into the sun
i'm actually starting to blend into the wall, now look, my hand is disappearing
ohhh
bye-bye phil
i don't think i'd be a very scary vampire
byyyye!
* space music *
* outro music *