oh my god
Devo Khloe Kardashian who Khloe hello
the youngest Kardashian sister what does
that have to do with chess nothing
look she just posted a steak face you
mean
stink face no steak face
I don't understand what's a stank face
it's like stink but it's stank if it's
past tense then it should actually be
stunk what are you like a teacher no but
I am trying to teach you about chess
okay then why did I just beat you
checkmate what
I think Gwen's more of a Pocahontas
because of her hairstyle and she's the
leader which one are you
everyone knows Cindy snow-white guilty
as charged
at least to put my animal friends tell
me how Bo Jeff hmm Jasmine she's too
confident not me
maybe Cinderella Cinderella's too common
your rare special definitely an Ariel
really thank you which one are you best
we think she's Rapunzel trapped in her
tower but we're not sure yet
hey any of you seen my sunglasses scarf
we are having girl time Oh all right bye
Betty
what are you not telling me about what
Ashley just beat me in eight moves and
and she's a cheerleader
cheerleaders that'd be good at chess
typically someone still is directly
proportional to the amount of time they
spend developing it it's as if I joined
a cheer team and beat her in a cartwheel
race I don't think that's what they
actually do you know what I mean well
get used to it
we need her not only is she good at
chess but she's also the most popular
girl in school and she knows how to
fundraise she organized a car wash that
paid for her whole squads uniforms how
do you know this she's friends with my
sister you never told me that do you
never asked look it's like the ghetto
around here mismatched pieces rip boards
broken timers wouldn't you like to be
proud of this club for once we deserve
professional gear digital timers team
jackets and you think she's the only one
that can do that
she might be so let's show her some
hospitality fine but don't forget I'm
co-captain not her hey just you looking
for I were doing another chess blog
today that's not scheduled till next
week
come on the last one was so fun we have
no script or lesson planned out what
about the fans we got 22 subscribers
begging for chess videos actually we're
down to 21
someone unsubscribed well we thought I
wrote them back in make more of these
hot vids I guess look I'll be the first
to admit I haven't been pulling my
weight around here but let me come up
with something okay it'll be good
I promise I'll need to approve it first
I'll go write it up
are you not going to apologize in a
normal situation when you accidentally
trip someone a normal person apologizes
do you want to take the princess
personality test okay seriously Howard
what is up with that weird girl which
one let me be more specific the one that
doesn't talk and also barely knows how
to play chess
Beth her parents put her in chess club
to develop some social skills she joined
this club to develop social skills so
you guys are like her role models really
she's just not that confident that
doesn't give her the right to be rude
she doesn't mean to be rude she has an
anxiety disorder that prevents her from
talking
I saw her whispering to penny they've
known each other since kindergarten
she's the only one she trusts this makes
no sense
penny can you come here I the new
personality test for you Andy I need to
write a chess blog first okay what's a
good topic something easy free I'm
touched what you've never come to me
before
don't get all sucky on me okay I just
need a chess that's in so Howard can
make a video I can't help it
I'm an emotional beam this is so sweet
of you I'm not being sweet okay I'm
trying to use you for my personal gain
to take and give nothing in return well
I am honored to be here in your time of
need
give me a stupid blog idea maybe to be
on how chess mix friendship blossom
but any ideas of course I like makeup
tutorials bet you do
Garth just ask her very simply why will
you not talk she can whisper the answer
and question - that's it that's the
personality text and report back if you
want a popular chess blog you gotta make
it clickable okay top 10 list those are
it yeah so like what it's got to be like
this top 10 hottest chess moves number 5
will blow you away
what's number 5 see you're already
hooked I don't know if hot in chess
really go together you've never played
against me no I never will what's going
on penny is giving Beth a personality
test I want to know why she won't talk
it's a clinical diagnosis that's your
opinion
I think she's just rude this is more
serious than we thought okay Beth has
SBS
what's SBS Sleeping Beauty syndrome she
can't talk because she's waiting for
someone to kiss her
I knew it she's Briar Rose maybe Howard
can kiss her no Howard is not kissing
her because that would be stupid
kisses don't even work that way how do
you know you have been kissed that is
irrelevant kissing is simply someone's
skin cells most of which are dead
touching another person's dead skin
cells it can't magically change someone
they did for me once really do tell
it was since summer school had just
ended the days were long and the scent
of jasmine hung in the air when I first
saw him I knew he was perfect he looked
at me with his deep brown eyes and ran
into my arms we embraced like we had
missed each other our whole lives
and then he kissed me what was it like
actually it was kind of sloppy who was
this guy
Samson my st. Bernard we're still
together I'll do it I'll kiss her
Dorothy you'll be perfect
you obviously need somebody who knows
what he's doing
now bad don't worry it'll be just like
pulling off a bandage it'll only hurt
for a second
speciate you ready for the kiss so you
look nice don't take too long I don't
like it when girls keep me waiting
okay how are you here this the five
different types of chess players which
one are you what are they
catchy huh here look it over I'll get
the camera setup you should unlock it
it's one two three four Oh perfect okay
I'll take care of the rest
you gotta help me what I got myself into
a situation that it shouldn't have what
kissing Beth - you'll be fine I know I
seem confident but Ruth I've never done
this before I think it's a little too
late to back out now
this will make it nice and soft for him
just wiggle your lips together you never
kissed your sister child what about your
mom
she doesn't even hug me I suppose you'll
have a dog either snow birds died when I
was two I don't know how I'm supposed to
help you I shouldn't need some advice -
what do I keep my mouth closed
not too much writer definitely not more
like this what about my lips should I
lick somewhere keep the dryer what
looking's okay just not too much you
want her lips to stay on your is not
slide off and where do I look you can
keep your eyes closed if you like
what if hers are open that doesn't
matter you be the leader you're the man
take charge what if I have to sneeze and
I accidentally head butter there are no
starts bleeding okay you two we're
hiding what about my hands should I
squeeze her facebook she like that where
or is that listen you got yourself into
this mess you're just gonna have to man
up ham yes man up man up man up she's
ready to be kissed man up okay I can do
this right here
this is where it will happen I love to
dance I know this one 98 99 100
this is it right here
the big kiss my lips will touch hers
fireworks lightning will smell broken
done good luck write your roles prepare
yourself my lady this is the point of no
return this normally doesn't happen must
be full moon
she spoke I knew she was faking maybe
she can speak again
Beth are so proud of you you can be the
next video blog you like that say
something
ooh try this unique New York unique New
York
oh I got one rubber baby buggy bumper
you gotta stop me say that rubber date
oh you're I'm you're talking interesting
this robot of New York rub Zeppelin I
don't have to answer right sure that's
one kind of practicing just leave her
she needs a moment to herself well I did
it no you didn't you didn't even kiss
her I didn't need to just the thought of
me kissing her broke the spell she
barely even spoke but she did she said a
word the Seas parted and her voice rang
through and all its glory
you are welcome I don't even know why
you guys had to scare her I doubt she'll
ever speak again I think she just went
back in her shelf here play truth or
dare and I was there too
let me just get this over with okay
is that okay yeah that's okay that's the
closet yeah that's called your mouth oh
my god
what what are you looking at did you
enjoy the video I bet you didn't know
how it was such a good kisser don't look
at me like that okay so I took us well
whatever you shouldn't be keeping
secrets from us this this stays between
us if you dare tell anybody about this I
swear I will
you won't tell anybody of course not
you don't talk I do