what's so funny davey's christmas card dashing through the sand
happy holidays davey dills this don't look so hard dude i bet i could do a better job than this
i think anybody can do a better job than that i could chum maybe you no way you're the least
creative dude i know actually i have some pretty good ideas in my head for a christmas card
what are you gonna put on there a book and say let me read you a bedtime story merry christmas ricky
all right let's let's make this interesting we all do a christmas card
and we'll do like a pool everybody's gonna bring a case of beer whoever gets the best card takes all
the beer anybody can do it all right but who gets to judge though i'll get brett to check them all
out he's an art expert he knows what's artistic and what's not yeah that's a good idea we can
reveal the winner at the christmas party while is there damn christmas party what we can't afford it
is that true rick we're not having a christmas party last year
we went way over budgets let's just cancel christmas all together how does that sound
a little bit of green paint you look like the grinch rachel's a good person
don't know me is that a christmas card yeah we got one from brickdale here
merry christmas from santa's real workshop rick's restorations oh it's so lame compared to mine and
they're all wearing red and green hard hats i mean it's pretty cool mine destroys it destroys
it destroys it we're doing a contest this year to see who can make the best christmas card
so everybody has been sending theirs in but mine too good to lose mine involved effort
celebrity status what'd you get carrot top nope bigger who kanye west and kim kardashian
almost bigger will you shut up and tell us what you got god sakes it's i hate christmas
damn who is it breaking some old dude uh vote yeah for christmas vote yay for christmas
you don't know who that is well that's you right there
and dean heller going to hell's that is he owned like a car dealership or something
he doesn't own a car dealership come on you don't recognize that it's a u.s senator i thought
you said it was a celebrity he's pretty famous gotta say i never heard him hopefully brett does
yeah i'm sure brett will he's educated what a nerd well i know he ain't gonna win
yeah we're gonna crack open the beer as soon as i win now that's funny
taking your meds chum managed to talk the old man into having another shop christmas party
oh man no don't be so bad it's snowing
look it snow's over you're having fun somewhere it was snowing that wasn't me
i'm fixing to give you a nut shot yeah give him one i don't know how the old man hasn't managed
to kill chum yet but it might have something to do with the christmas card contest that's going on
ho ho merry christmas look at this guy's sweatshirt that's a nice christmas sweater
you got there i thought we agreed that we were all gonna wear sweaters
no we all agreed was gonna wear santa claus suit no you even said we're all wearing sweaters well
look around obviously you're wrong i knew you're gonna feel a little left out so i got you a suit
okay i'll wear a santa suit come on all right you're in the christmas spirit now yeah
i can always count on chum the kid's got a heart of gold every santa needs an elf oh
no santa's little helper i don't know this is not happening yeah raise your hand if you need an elf
you've got lots of toys needed made lots of we need elf
stop being a wimp and put the damn elf suit on just go put it on i'm not i'm not wearing this
yeah you got a word man it's stylish corduroy everyone's gonna know you're the boss because
you're wearing something different that's right come on you want to join in the santa
party or you want to be an ugly christmas to weather dork all day it probably doesn't really
just put the damn suit on well go put it on it's christmas yeah it's time to party folks yeah
you know it's a christmas party i'm the boss i'm not gonna be scrooge
i look like a fool i'm dealing with it
really
hey the guys had me come down here today to judge their christmas cards apparently each one of them
did their own christmas card design and as their art expert they wanted my opinion here you go
rick your little bells don't jingle and we just get on to the christmas card
grading all right of course brett's here i'm not going to let sean ruin my christmas
spirit i put on the outfit i'm gonna have fun and besides i'm about to win cases of beer
here you go these are them all right okay very good let's see here today i'm going to be looking
at the cards for kind of their overall sentiment their relationship to the holiday composition
perspective everything you want to look for in a good piece of art i'll be looking for today
i'm assuming this is uh harrison senior that's me very nice kind of classic in style
minimalist black and white uh you've got a vintage shot of the vegas skyline behind very
ansel adams-ish with the contrast merry christmas simple sentiment but effective very good
yeah that's right i won give me my beer let me look at the others real quick all right we've
got happy holidays i'm not sure who's this is it's mine is that yours all right another ransom note
i was trying to represent the consumerism of the holidays you know being held hostage by
stores and all that it's got a deep meaning i like it very very kind of
pop art homage you know with the the mixed media i like it
aha yeah this is this is good this is good it's not christmas without a little heller
what the hell is it that's dean heller it's a u.s senator vote yay for christmas i say yay all right
i can already tell i like the composition on this one we've got chum lee with britney spears
how did you get britney spears you know the same way i got bob dylan
he used my ninja life skills and technique she tied up
her hands are behind her back and you've got the great wrapping paper and the backdrop very
very arts and craftsy you know i i knew you were going to be judging so i tried to appeal to you
very nice and chum i love your sentiment oops like christmas again excellent i just want to know how
chum got next to britney spears i mean how do you do that all right so do we have a decision i'm
gonna have to look at them one last time so just give me a quick second dude don't rush the guy
okay i gotta say my first runner-up very classic look just like the man himself to richard
i won i want my beer runner up that makes you the first loser
and the winner i must say best proportions of any card i've seen today
chumley oops i christmased again
yeah best drink right now you know as far as i'm concerned i should have won brett
is obviously a britney fan who'd have thought it
all right let's all drink some beer no no no no no no wait a minute this is for me and antoine
antoine guard this side all right two we'll give you one wait a second it's christmas chumway
think about it i'm your boss you know what it is christmas if you got to stand on costume money you
can have some beer come on up and help yourself all right i don't mind being chum claws and
sharing my winnings i need to get on santa's nice list somehow merry christmas everyone us party
grab me a taste trick no just one at a
time
you