Ron was standing there and doing a kind of frenzied tap-dance...
he saw Harry and immediately began to eat Hermione's family. The ROBOTS ARE
taking over and they're coming for Harry Potter! What is going on! Hello Lions,
Eagles, Snakes and Badgers ...okay let's just get straight into this I've got some
disconcerting yet maybe exciting news.... I don't know there's been a lot in the
news recently about how algorithms on robots are taking people's jobs. Facebook
shut down two of their robots when they invented their own language and recently
robots wrote a Christmas Prince. They actually didn't write a Christmas
Prince, but if anyone's seen it then it clearly is written by an algorithm! This
tweet is accurate! But now, nothing is safe the robots and the algorithm have
come for Harry Potter! Now it's time to step in and take some action! A lot of
people are asking the question... you know what happens in the future when our
great authors die now I don't know if you guys have seen black mirror or
things like that but like there are serious questions as to whether robots
and CGI and things like that can assume our form after we die we saw in rogue
one that we had Carrie Fisher made from CGI in that and like it's weird right
it used to be that when an author died they were dead so they couldn't keep
producing work but maybe just maybe there will be more Harry Potter books
forever and ever with Botnick as the author so I saw this tweet yesterday was
a tweet vampire oh I didn't know who botnik why before that bye saw they
tweeted we use predictive keyboards trained on all seven books to ghostwrite
the spellbinding new Harry Potter chapter
new Harry Potter chapter I couldn't have clicked faster I mean like what is this
Harry Potter and the portrait of what looked like a large pile of ash mm tell
me more so basically I thought I would read the robot predictive Harry Potter
chapter to you and we could have a good old giggle together is it gonna be any
good or robots as good as JK Rowling I don't know I've got some serious
questions and doubts here we go again into this whoa oh my god the chapters
called the handsome one like the chosen one but handsome the castle ground
snarled with a wave of magically magnified wind the sky outside was a
great black ceiling which was full of blood oh my god it is getting dark the
only sounds drifting from Hagrid's hut with a disdainful shrieks of his own
furniture magic it was something that Harry Potter thought was very good
leathery sheets of rain lashed against Harry's ghost as he walked across the
grounds towards the castle Ron was standing there and doing a kind of
frenzied tap-dance he saw Harry and immediately began to
eat Hermione's family hmm oh my like these are literal tears ron's Ron sure
was just as bad as Ron himself if you two can't clump happily I'm gonna get
aggressive confess the reasonably high me what about Ron magic offered ron to
harry ron was loud slow and a soft bird harry did not like to think about birds
Death Eaters are on top of the castle Ron bleated quivering Ron was going to
be spiders he just was he wasn't proud of that but it was gonna be hard not to
have spiders all over his body after all is said and done look said Hermione
obviously there are loads of Death Eaters in the castle
let's listen in on their meetings good plan Hermione
Oh God the three complete friends zapped into the landing outside the door to the
castle roof they almost leg dit but which is they're
not climbing Ron looked at the doorknob and then looked at Hermione with searing
pain I think it's closed he noticed locked
said mr. staircase the shabby robed ghost they looked at the door screaming
about how closed it was and a hosted to be replaced with a small orb that is
maybe a metaphor for my life I looked at my life screaming at how closed it was
and just asked for it to be replaced with a small orb the password was beef
woman Hermione cried haha the password was beef woman oh my god
Harry Ron and Hermione quietly stood behind a circle of Death Eaters who
looked bad
I think it's okay if you like me he said one of the Death Eaters thank you very
much replied the other the first Death Eater
confidently leaned forward to florrum to kiss on his cheek oh my god we've got
Death Eater romance oh well done said the second as his friends step back
again all the other Death Eaters clapped politely then they all took a few
minutes to go over the plan to get rid of Harry's magic oh my god things are
getting tense Harry could tell that Voldemort was standing right behind him
where did he come from he felt a great overreaction not actually an
overreaction because every voter was behind me I'd be very very scared
Perry tore his eyes from his head and threw them into the forest this is some
Oedipus stuff right here Voldemort raised his eyebrows at Harry who could
not see anything at the moment because his eyes are in the forest
vulnerable you're a very bad mean wizard Harry savagely said come on Harry what a
savage Hermione nodded encouragingly the to Death Eater is wearing a shirt that
said Hermione has forgotten how to dance so Hermione dipped his face in mud I
really enjoyed myself run through a wand Voldemort's everyone applauded Ron
smiled Ron reached for his wand slowly Kaycee Ron's got horns
ron's the handsome one muttered Harry as he reluctantly reached for his Oh hallo
they cast a spell of two and Jets of green lights shot at the Death Eaters
heads Ron flinched not so handsome now thought Harry as he dipped Hermione and
hot sauce the Death Eaters were dead now and Harry was hungrier than he'd ever
been good job / my knees covered in hot sauce am i right the Great Hall was
filled with incredible moaning chandeliers and a large librarian who
had decorated the sinks with books about masonry mountains of mice exploded
several long pumpkins fell out of McGonagall Dumbledore's hair scooted
next to Hermione as Dumbledore arrived at school the pig of Hufflepuff posts
like a large bullfrog I'm sorry the pig of Hufflepuff new emblem guys no more
badger pride its Pig pride peak pride Dumbledore smiled it and placed its hand
on its heads you're a hybrid now no you are a Hagrid now piggy we're the only
people who matter he's never going to get rid of us Harry Hermione and Ron
said in chorus I mean they're right the floor of the car so seemed like a large
pile of magic the Dursleys had never been to the castle and they were not
about to come there in Harry Potter in the portrait of what looked like a large
pile of ash Harry looked around and then fell down the spiral case for the rest
of summer I'm Harry Potter Harry began yelling the dark arts better be worried
oh boy I cry I'm Harry Potter the Dark Arts better be worried oh boy
guys wow what an adventure there are a lot of key highlights here for me the
dipping of Hermione and hot sauce the wild dancing the death eat a love story
and the moment that Voldemort raised his eyebrows I mean don't make the Dark Lord
raised his eyebrows even though he doesn't have any
wowser oh my god when Harry through his eyes into the forest like what's he
gonna do now doesn't have Lily's eyes anymore does he so that was a predictive
algorithm writing Harry Potter should JK Rowling be scared I wonder if she's seen
this I'm sorry I'm just remembering beef woman my favorite insult beef woman I
mean congratulations algorithm robots like sure you may not be a JK Rowling
but I've got to say you do really keep things interesting oh my god I'm
actually crying of laughter at the moment there have been no words from JK
Rowling as to her thoughts on beef woman but maybe we could all share this video
and share it at her tweet at her and she'll have to respond right okay so
guys Lions eager snakes and badgers let me know what you thought too Harry
Potter and the portrait of what looked like a large pile of ash take my money
now take my money what was your favorite moments I need to know please we can
quote along in the comment section also let's do some quotes over Twitter I
would absolutely love that this is honest to god made my absolute day so
thank you for being with me for a part of this is this the future is this what
we have wow I don't even know how to end this video I'm so dumbfounded oh I know
how to end it beef woman for all you beef women out there do you smash that
thumbs up button share this video and I will see you in the next beefy beefy
video she's just a beef woman