- Can you play as the horse?
(laughter)
- That's not a bad idea.
- I would!
(country music)
- I'm Brian.
- I'm Joey.
- I'm Isaac.
- And I'm Eric.
- We're cowboys.
That's our job.
Saddlin', tack, cleanin'.
A lot of cleanin'.
(horse whinnies)
- The last time I played a video game
I think it was maybe Street Fighter, or something.
- Wow!
- It's been a long time.
- Think of video game, I think of arcade
playing Centipede, PAC-MAN, and Galaxy.
- I mean, I play every once in a while,
but I just play like the, the stuff that's free
on Playstation Network.
- I saw a little bit of you playing the other day.
- Woo!
(laughs)
- No!
No!
That was honestly the coolest thing I've done in my life.
- So after I saw that, I was like, okay, yeah.
That's one for the list right there.
- Then we could rob a train or something.
- That would be cool
- Where's the part where you gotta
adjust the stirrups and all that?
Is that involved?
I've done that; I've never robbed a train!
- Let's do it.
- The first problem I see here is nobody has a horse.
- Oh!
- Oh ho!
- Hey!
- Oh, I started a fire, boys!
- He came up when I whistled.
- Ah, ah, ah!
- Oh, you shot him in the butt!
- Which one of you did that?
Look at that, I'm getting pistol-whipped.
- Okay, okay.
- I'm dying, I'm dead.
(beep)
- Do you know how to jump?
- Yeah.
- How do you jump?
- I don't know.
(laughter)
Press this button.
Nope, that's to shoot.
- Yeah, we should all just agree to not shoot each other.
- Right.
- This is a starting point.
- Are you guys by the house?
- You mean this horse cannot step over this fence?
- Where do you see the carriage?
- Oh, there it is, just go push him out!
Get!
Aw, he's too fast!
Where's your horse?
Can't you get over that fence?
Oh, here's another one.
- Okay, okay.
- Triangle.
- What do I?
- Triangle.
- What do I?
- Triangle, triangle!
- Oh.
- Get off!
- My horse is getting hungry.
- I'm stuck in a barn.
- I'm coming around, I'm gonna meet up with you guys.
- Okay, where is the barn?
- I don't know.
- This is disastrous.
I don't know, but I'm in it.
- I got, oh I think I'm killing the carriage.
I wrecked it.
I'm trying to find a horse.
- Where's the barn?
- We're gonna get back together.
- Let's see if I can, yep!
Look at that!
- Is that you?
- Yeah, there you are.
- [Eric] Yeah, turn around and come and get me.
- [Isaac] I'm looking at you.
- All right.
- Settle it down.
- That works.
- I can't remember how to, there, now we're walking.
- Oops, sorry.
No, I don't know why I'm going up there.
- [Eric] You just gotta let go for a second.
- [Isaac] Okay.
- Now see the blue dots.
- I got it.
- That's them, right?
- That's them.
So we're there.
- We're right over here.
- We gotta turn this way and go up the hill.
- You're right, I like it.
- Okay, are you up in the gazebo?
- Don't come to the gazebo, I'm getting shot at!
(laughter)
Get the hell away from the Gazebo!
- [Eric] Wait Brian, come over to me
and get on my horse with me.
- Oh, that's you, I ain't getting on a horse with you!
- I think you can get on with me.
Can you just get on with me and we'll run away?
- I want my own horse.
- Is he just a random person?
Sorry, sorry.
(laughter)
- This is vibrating every time I step on him.
We have three horses, right?
It's just Brian who doesn't have a horse?
- That's all right, I'll walk.
- How do I throw the rope?
Aw.
- Okay.
- Not like that, huh?
Oh no!
No no no no no no no no no no!
No!
- Oh, you're getting schooled!
- Yes!
- [Eric] Did you see that?
My horse kicked him!
- Your horse came through!
- Get off me!
What's he?
(laughter)
- [Brian] I don't know where you are
and I don't know where I am!
- [Isaac] You can just take people?
- Brian, he's,
- I know there's a horse over here.
- Ah, run run run!
How do I shoot?
Agh!
(beep)
- We need to go far away from people.
Where are you going?
- Look at this, I'm chasing a squirrel, no lie!
Look, pigs!
Can I ride one of the pigs?
- Watch out, he'll tackle you.
Ooh, oh!
What was that?
- Is somebody with me at one of the pigs?
- Yeah, I'm right with you.
- Okay, okay.
- Look behind you, and jump on that horse.
- Hey buddy.
And what do you do to?
- Triangle.
- Triangle to mount.
- [Eric] I think you're freaking him out.
- Let's go turkey hunting.
Boom!
And I really did, I just killed a turkey.
- You got him!
- Man, I feel bad.
I don't know that I was hungry or anything.
Just for sport, I'm just killing any wild thing.
- You got him, look at that!
- I picked up a bird!
What do you got, what'd you do today?
I killed a pheasant!
Look at that, can I give him to you?
- Can you pack him on your horse?
- Yeah.
- You just keep slinging him on your shoulder.
- I'm just a crazy guy walking around with a bird!
- This is what they wanted people to do
when they play this game, right here.
Hold on tight, sweetie.
- Oh, I'm holding on, dear.
- There's a lady.
- Oh.
- You're just kicking people right and left, man.
- Whoo!
- This is a nice town, though,
maybe we could stop for a beer or something?
- We're more shoppers than fighters.
- There's a guy cleaning the road.
Can we poop?
- Are these the perfect horses that never, never poop?
- Do they poop?
- Hey guys, you guys are in front.
- I know you.
- Follow me.
- All right, all right, we're good.
Good to go.
- We're all going this way.
We're gonna go find a boat.
- That's the worst idea ever for a group of horses.
- Guys, I got this great plan.
- Let's rob a boat.
- We'll get some horses together, and we'll rob this boat.
Follow me!
- How do we find a train?
- Oh, I killed a guy by accident.
- Don't kill him, don't kill him.
- I'm sorry.
- Oh, he's shooting at me now.
- Here, I'm right here with you.
- Oh, damn it!
- Okay.
- Hey, I ran him over for you.
- I had to kill him, I'm sorry.
- [Joey] Just gotta double-check though.
Double tap!
- [Eric] There you go, you got him!
- Wait, the left stick, you just press it?
- Press it down, press it in, yeah, you'll see 'em.
- Oh yeah!
- See them?
Oh man.
- Oh, did you guys stop?
- We're just in the moonlight, petting our horses.
- Hey, I patted my horse!
- It's so romantic.
- That's awesome.
- Ain't this sweet?
- Hey buddy.
- All right, back to riding.
- Can you play as the horse?
(laughter)
- The question is,
- It's not a bad idea.
- I would!
- Hey, I made it!
- There you are, hey how's it going?
Walk up to that guy and hold this one.
- Okay.
Right now I'm just sticking my groin
right in his face for some reason, all right.
- [Joey] Good Lord.
- Maybe back up a smidge.
(laughter)
- What, do I make ya nervous?
- There you go, now turn around and talk to him.
- All right, who are we going after?
- I missed most of it, so,
- Anyone seen my Andalusian?
- Yeah, he's right over here.
- Take that one.
All you do is duck.
- That's my guy, Quasimodo cowboy.
Don't mind my hunch, fellas!
- All right, now we're off to,
- Okay.
- Limpany.
- Oh hang on, there's a lot of red dots over here.
- Oh, whoah, get get get get!
- Is there a mission where no one's trying to kill you?
- Let's hop off the drive-by fellas.
- We need to regroup here.
- Yep.
- Somebody did a lot of good shooting.
- Yeah, that was me.
I think I killed everybody single-handedly.
- I think you did.
- All right, I'm here guys; what do I need to do?
(laughter)
- Guys, ride to Limpany, and when
you get to Strawberry, take a left.
I'm way out ahead, so don't worry.
- But you don't have a captive.
- Or a gun.
- Useless.
Showing up late, no gun, no captive, leaves early,
- Dang, everybody's horses are way faster than mine.
- Yeah, you need to wet your leather, son.
(laughter)
- Now I'm getting shot at.
- Oh yeah.
- Get!
Dude, you're way behind!
- [Joey] It's the horse man, it's not me!
- [Brian] Oh sure, it's the horse!
- There you are!
Come in and let him off.
- I've done it.
- Mission passed.
- Oh, I got a,
- Dang, we're good!
Hey, who's this guy, though?
He's an outsider!
- [Off-Screen Voice] Oh (beep), get out you guys, he's red.
- Wait, where is he?
- [Off-Screen Voice] Get him, get him, kill that guy!
- Just tell me how to mount this horse.
- [Off-Screen Voice] He's got a horse!
- Oh, my bad, my bad.
I'm pretty sure I shot him in the face.
- What's a horse symbol look like?
- There's a horse right there, isn't there?
- That's a rock.
- Is it?
- Oh yeah, definitely a rock.
- I need glasses.
There's a tunnel; that's cool!
- That is cool.
- And the brick looks so real.
- Yeah, I like the patina on everything.
(laughter)
- The patina!
- God, my poor horse's feet must be
just hamburger at this point.
(beep)
- Are you still carrying a mountain lion?
- Yeah, I'm not gonna put this down,
I'm never putting this thing down!
- Can you carry the mountain lion with the horse?
- I'm putting the mountain lion on the horse.
- All right.
(laughter)
That's great.
- I don't wanna kill a mountain lion, but,
- Do you think you can catch a house on fire?
- Look at that.
- Oh wait, someone's shooting me.
- Yup!
- All right, that's a witness to my murder,
I gotta kill him.
You can't be letting witnesses go free here.
- Nah, that's a slippery slope.
Killed one guy, now you killed
a guy that saw you kill a guy, where does it end?
- It ends with him, right there, look at that.
- How do you throw the lasso?
- You hold down the L2, and then you hold down R2,
- He's gonna tell ya!
- Oh, okay!
- Listen to the guy that has
a mountain lion strapped to his horse!
- See, I could rope this guy.
Boom!
And then watch this.
- I'm a little concerned this road doesn't get cleaned.
- I'm dragging him!
- Oh ho ho ho ho, cool!
- All right, let go.
- [Game Character] No, not like this!
Sorry.
I just had to show my buddies something.
- I'm at the saloon.
- Where are you?
- At the saloon.
Can I bring my horse in, or I gotta tie him up or something?
- Come have a drink.
- Let's belly up to this here bar and
get ourselves a sarsaparilla.
- I can put my gun away now, right?
- Oh (beep), wrong button!
- Oh don't shoot, aw!
- It's the wrong button, man!
- Can I ask for a drink?
- No no no no, don't shoot, how do you put the gun away?
- Come on now.
- I just shot my drink.
- I'm trying to stand up here.
- What button are you pressing?
- It's the left, yeah, it's the left stick.
- It's like you're going through peoples' pockets!
- I'm trying to put my gun away!
- Guys, remember the times we had?
- Remember when we couldn't find that train all day?
- Remember when I shot that panther?
I still have that panther.
- One more for the road, I think.
- You settle down.
- Just to be safe.
- I don't think you should be drinking like that.
- Gimme your reins, you're not riding your horse like that.
- Oh dude, did he black out?
- I can't,
- He blacked out!
Oh man, you can get blackout drunk in a video game!
- I'm gonna ride the horse.
- I can't get on my horse.
I can't get up.
He's pooping, he's pooping, he's pooping!
(laughter)
- That was terrible.
- Frustrating.
- It was fun, it just gets like chaos and bedlam, you know?
- It inspired me to just go outside.
(laughter)
(whistling)