my pokey mans let me show you them shut
up I can't wait to travel to the city
and get my first gym badge it's gonna
put
[Music]
Hey how the hell do I get around this
thing Oh
Snorlax you gotta wake him up to get on
the move we can't so just walk around
him no you're frigging idiot you gotta
wake up with a poké flute and where do I
get one of those oh you can get one from
that guy over there ya freakin jackass
hey that old guy said you have a poké
flute and I buy it off you or something
hey can i buy a poké flute can't talk to
you unless you walk in front of me
dumbass hi where do you think you're
going let's battle no I don't want to
battle I just want to buy a poké flute
well if you want a poké flute you're
gonna have to battle me first yeah okay
whatever let's battle
[Music]
all right Pikachu I - you're done for
this time since our last battle I got my
pokemon up to level 100 prepare to lose
go medified
the hell is that bunch of sexual hipster
dresses like a flamboyantly gay man to
stand out from the rest of the male
crowd but always ends up looking like a
complete tool
no the Pokemon by bad Metapod completely
useless pokemons useless my mana pods
level 100 and he's so badass that I
stopped them from evolving into a girly
little butterfly you don't even stand a
chance we'll see about that
break it to you
[Music]
alright Metapod it's time to destroy him
use harden all right Pikachu use
Thunderbolt
[Music]
my Metapod is gonna get so hard in this
battle with a hottie
penetrate his defenses with your heart
just one more hit dope in meta party's
dead Metapod use max potion
[Music]
all right Pikachu come back now go
Charizard
all right attack is met upon wait why
can't I just use my Pokemon to attack
you me uh cuz it's uh against the rules
alright Charizard okay fine
here's your stupid poké flute this isn't
a poké flute look man if you really
wanted a poké flute you could have just
bought one from the guy over there here
now give me example flute of course but
first you have to battle me and my six
mana pots
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mother quick you subscribe attack by
clicking the yellow button I sure do
love this music
only problem is I always get this
nostalgia boner and it's not exactly a
good time considering my mom's staring
at me hi mom
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