- And then ultimately everybody dies tragic
and preventable deaths.
And that's my plan for the next season
of "Dimension 20" on our-
- Netflix.
- No, sorry, Dropout, our subscription platform.
- Right, Dropout, our Netflix.
These days the term Netflix is ubiquitous
for streaming platform, it's like Kleenex.
- So Dropout is a Netflix?
- Dropout is a Netflix, Amazon is a Netflix.
- Wait, wait, wait, I thought Amazon was a soulless company
hell-bent on creating a monopoly
by undermining small businesses.
- It is, but it's also a Netflix, Apple-
- is a Netflix.
- No, Apple is an Amazon.
- An Amazon?
- A heartless company hell-bent on creating a monopoly
by undermining small businesses.
Apple TV Plus is a Netflix.
- I want you to know that I'm already so unhappy
about this conversation.
- HBO?
- Is a Netflix.
- Is TV, HBO Now is a Netflix.
- Now it's a Netflix.
- HBO Now is.
- That's what I said.
- HBO Now.
- Is a Netflix.
- Correct.
- Now, HBO is a Netflix.
- No, no, no, the name of the Netflix is HBO now.
- My head hurts.
- Wait, no, I'm sorry Brennan,
(chuckles)
pull back a little bit, its called HBO Max now.
- The name of the Netflix is HBO Max Now.
- Correct.
- HBO Max Now, is a Netflix.
- No, no, no now, HBO Max is a Netflix.
- I can literally feel my blood pressure rising.
- HBO Max is a Netflix, HBO is TV.
Netflixes don't often also do TV.
Well, Hulu do.
- Hulu do?
- Hulu do TV.
- Correct.
- Hulu do TV is a Netflix?
- Hulu is a Netflix, and they do TV.
- Here's an idea,
why don't you just list out all the Netflixes
and then this can be over?
- There's Disney Plus.
- Plus what?
- That's it.
- That's all the Netflixes?
- Oh no, Brennan, there's lots more.
- So tell me!
Disney's a Netflix, plus?
- Disney Plus.
- Plus what?!
- Plus nothing!
- So we're done!
- We're not anywhere near done!
- Go ahead and tell me!
Disney is a Netflix, plus?!
- Disney Plus is a Netflix, Disney is an Amazon.
A soulless company hell-bent on-
- [Both] Creating a monopoly
by undermining small businesses.
- I remember!
Please, lets get this over with.
What are the others?
- Lets see, there's Fubo, Philo, Pluto, Xumo, Willow, Vidgo,
Vimeo, PokerGo, Ekko, Kello, Kayo, Max Go, Momo, Roku, Vudu,
Viu, Hayu and Freeview.
Mubi, Kanopi, Chili, Volta, Hoopla, 10 play,
10 All Access, All 4, My 5, Zee5, 4Seven and 7plus.
Popcornflix, PantaFlix-
- Nevermind, nevermind, shut up, shut up.
How is it possible that this many streaming platforms
stay in business?
- They don't, see Seeso, so.
- See see so so?
- See Seeso.
So, Seeso did so-so, so NBC said "no-go,"
now NBC's a go on Peacock,
which is down-low just Seeso's new logo.
- You're not even speaking the English!
- Streaming platforms Brennan, are a big gamble.
You know, like Quibi.
- Sorry, Quibi?
- Quibi's a new Netflix that does 11-minute shorts,
or as Quibi calls them, Quibis.
- Okay, okay, okay,
so Quibi does Quibis?
- Quibi does Quibis.
- Okay, at the very least,
I can get my head wrapped around that.
That makes sense to me.
- You say so, but some say Seeso.
But Netflixes like Netflix are spending 10 times
as much on double-Quibis what Quibi's Netflix is Quibis.
And Quibi's on phones,
so its up against Netflixes like Netflix on the one hand,
but also, Facebook's like Tiktok.
- Sorry, Facebook's like TikTok?!
- Yes, secret tools of authoritarian governments.
- You know what?
Sam, I'm gonna go, okay?
There's a pandemic, I don't need your Quibis,
I don't need your Seesos, I don't need your GoPros,
I don't need your lactose,
I don't need none of it!
I'm gonna go to the woods
and I'm gonna curve little sculptures
and make them do plays like God intended!
Goodbye!
- Do you think that we can make some
streaming content out of that?
Brennan, you there?
Wow, it hasn't even been a Quibi.