Ah pizza!
Boom! You just got pranked
Pizza Hut. More like pizza butt! Am I right?
Nice!
Yes that's what I'm talking about
Dominos, uh Duminos
Pappa Johns
That one does't work, but I'm still delivering shame and humiliation in thirty minutes or less
You want a prank war? It's a prank war you got.
Except you forget, your dealing with the prank master
I'm the prank king baby
Oh are you?
I'm the prank fucking king
Yeah!
Wanna see my accomplice?
What you got?
Abe Lincoln
Uh huh.
Sucker!
What?
Enjoy the play?
What?
Haha, you just got pranked!
Best seats in the house!
Told you I was good.
Thank you?
For Matt?
Awesome.
I hope you like technology cause you just got techno-pranked!
Oooww
I'm keeping this.
What a gotta great prank.
Hey Gus.. Whatcha doing?
You caught me.
but I pranked you!
I'm washing your car.
Oh, and I fucking filled your tank with gas
Put supplies in the back
PRANK!
Ok, that's a good one.
Put the crown on me, I'm the king baby.
Ok.
Gus... you do know this is not how you prank people.
What?
Pranks are not nice things you do for people
They are playfully mean surprises.
But you gave me pizza earlier.
I gave you pizza so you would sit in it.
Oh... I thought it was because you knew I liked pepperoni.
No it's because I knew you dont like sitting on pizza.
Ooohhhh....
Yeah.
Okay.
Smart.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
That makes sense.
Do you get it now?
Yeah, yeah.
Ok, just finish up.
Yeah man.
Cause I gotta go home soon.
Man I got such a good lather going.
Ugh
Allright Gus.. What do we have this time.
FREEZE!
Secret Service!
Thought you could get away with it, did ya pal?
Come here!
Yeah, but someone ratted you out you Rat!
Yeah!
Guess you would call us the hardy boys cause we so hard.
On naughty little boys.
Hard Boys...
Okay, that's disgusting.
No, you made it disgusting.
Wh.. Who... Who are you guys, what are you doing here?
You're under arrest!
For conspiracy to murder The President of The United States!
What?
Ahh.. don't play dumb with us pal.
Don't play dumb with us you think we wouldn't find out?
Find out? I haven't done anything.
Oh no..
But you were planning on it weren't you smart guy.
No.. no.
Oh, I see it's just a coincidence that you got one ticket to the same play as the President is attending!
Best seats in the house.
Told you I was good.
I can explanation.
I mean.
I..I have an explanation.
Oh an explanation... well can you also explain your internet searches?
What did you Ask Jeeves huh?
Conspiracies
Guns that kill.
Kill.
Guns that kill important people.
My name is Matt Hullum and I want to kill The President at 7pm next tuesday at the play we are both attending.
Also there were some searches for girls with large thighs, whats up with that pal?
I hope you like technology cause you just got techno-pranked!
No!
I didn't..
You didn't even disable cookies.
What an amateur...
Cookie?
Disabled!
Why are we bringing baked good into this?
And what about that nice trunk of evidence we found In that clean get-away car right... out.. side?
I'm washing your car.
Oh, and I fucking filled your tank with gas
Put supplies in the back
And you know what was in that trunk full of evidence?
A trunk full of gas, used to drive all the way to México!
Amigo
Even tho you and I are not friends my friend.
Friend?!
Who played a prank on me.
ADMIT IT!
YOU WERE GOING TO MURDER THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES!
No.. no
I wouldn't
How would I even do that, I don't even own a gun.
Ahhh, ugh it's not mine!
That's not mine!
The buck stops here pal!
Abe lincoln
He is my accomplice
You make me sick.
No!
No no, you guys got it all wrong.
That's enough lets go pal. Come on!
On his pants.
And then
He was
It was payback
Payback
For the Pepperoni Pizza Pants Prank!
Keep walking.
It was a prank.
PRANK!
gus
GUS!
GUS!...!...!
And that's how I found myself an old man with nothing left to live for.
And now I got to either get busy living
Or get busy dying.
And I suppose I-
[Splash]
Ha ha
Prank King!
Prank Master!
Ha ha!
You got pranked
I win!
It was worth it
Ha ha ha.
And that's how I found myself an old man with nothing left to live for-
Prank King!
Ha ha ha
Prank Master!
I win!
It was worth it ha ha.
Fuck your cane!
Ha Ha Ha!