Hey, Wesley.
Hey, Sheldon.
I want to get your opinion on something.
Yeah, what is it?
I was thinking of asking Kayla to the spring fling dance.
Kayla, are you kidding me?
No, I'm not kidding.
What do you think my chances are?
Let's see.
The population of Bayside Times Pi, carry the zeros,
and I'd say the odds are about one in 2.4 million.
Not bad.
So I have a chance.
Well, why don't you just ask her now?
Hey, hey, Kayla!
Hey, what's up?
My buddy Sheldon here has something to ask you.
I do?
I mean, I do.
You know that spring fling dance coming up?
Yeah. Isn't it like next month or something?
I was wondering if you wanted to go...
Oops, sorry for that.
Oh, sorry.
Maybe I'll just talk to you later.
Yeah, that's probably a good idea.
Dude, what's that smell?
What?
Why don't you mind your own business, Travis?
I think it is my business.
Haven't you heard of global warming?
Nice one.
Did you come up with that yourself?
Yeah, so funny. I forgot to laugh.
Ha ha.
Oops.
Maybe you should go home
and put on some rubber underwear Sheldon.
Or should I say "Smelldon"
Stop it, Travis.
That's not nice.
I'll stop it once you stop fumigating the school.
You're really mean.
See you later Stink bomb Sheldon!
Sheldon has a digestive problem,
and Travis wants to make sure the whole school knows about it.
Will he ever get the chance to go on a date with Kayla?
Hey, Travis, how come you aren't having pizza?
Nah, man, I don't eat gluten.
It's not a part of my physical fitness routine.
Yeah. I don't eat pizza, either.
It disagrees with me.
I'm really strict about what I eat because of my break dancing.
You should try it some time.
Sheldon, maybe we should go sit over there.
Sorry, I don't know where that came from.
What is the stinky cheese?
No, it's just "Smelldon" over here.
Can't you give me a break, Travis?
Yeah, if you stop breaking wind.
Maybe he can't help it.
Maybe he doesn't know the difference between the lunchroom and the bathroom.
Come on, dude, let's go over there.
You wanted to see us, Mr Winters.
Yeah, we've had some smell complaints about Sheldon here.
Does he have any intestinal issues?
No, not really.
Like a lot of boys, he's pretty active.
Sheldon, not right now.
Does he have any food allergies?
Because we do have some kids with gluten intolerance?
No, he can pretty much eat anything,
and I make sure he has a full breakfast every morning.
Froot Loops are my favorite.
The only reason I bring this up
is we're getting a new chef to help those students.
Well, I'm sure Sheldon's digestive issues are just temporary.
Yeah.
Oops!
I'm sure it is temporary,
but until it goes away, I'm going to need him to study from home.
What?
I can't go to school anymore.
Not until we figure this out.
And let's hope you do.
Sheldon's been kicked out for disrupting school.
What can he do to get back in?
Well, the test came back
and there's no indication of gluten intolerance.
No?!
What are we going to do?
It turns out your son is lactose intolerant.
Lactose?
What's that?
You mean milk, cheese, dairy?
Yes.
You'll have to restrict those items from his diet.
Oh, we could do that.
Will that stop my farting?
It should.
But you'll be surprised how many foods have lactose in them
that you would never suspect.
What about Froot Loops?
As long as you use a milk alternative like almond milk.
we have a pamphlet that explains everything.
As long as you follow it
You should be fine.
OK, doctor.
Thanks.
Sheldon, how's online school going?
It stinks.
When can I go back?
Well, that's up to the school.
But let me give them a call.
Can you tell them what the doctor said?
Of course.
And hopefully they'll let you back.
Really? Change of diet did the trick.
Yeah, it was quite a switch, especially at breakfast.
He can't even have French toast.
Well, he's welcome to come back,
but he's going to have to bring his own lunch.
Well, I'm glad to do that for him, but
I know he's going to be embarrassed.
Well, hopefully not for long because I'm working on a new solution.
That would be great.
Oh, look, who's back in school?
What do you want, Travis?
Did mommy pack your food?
I see you have a new lunchbox.
I happen to have a food allergy.
Oh, is that why you have more gas than a mobil station?
Whatever. I have to get to class.
See, you later "Smelldon."
I'd like to welcome you on board chef.
I'm so excited to be working here at Rebel High.
I hope you can help us with some lactose free items.
Oh yes, at the hotel, that was one of our specialties.
It might be different here.
You know, kids,
they only want to eat pizza, burgers, and chicken nuggets.
Well, perhaps it's time we expand their horizons.
I haven't had pizza in so long.
This new chef is amazing.
I know I really missed breaded chicken.
Well, I don't know what he's done to these fries,
but they're the best I've ever had.
So cool that this batter is lactose free.
You know, the best part of my break dance routine is when I do a head spin...
You ever see anything like that?
Not that I can think of.
I can do other...
Oh. Travis, looks like you're letting loose a little bit there.
Why don't you mind your own business, Wesley?
Oh, like how you stayed out of Sheldon's business?
Sheldon's annoying.
Nobody wants to be around him.
Well, at least he's not mean like you are.
You want to see mean?
Why don't we take this outside?
I don't need to go anywhere, but maybe you should.
Save everyone else, Travesty.
Why don't you come with me so I can teach you a lesson?
You know, I guess somewhere to be.
I'm not going to take you on.
What's going on here?
Nothing principal winters.
He said he was going to take me outside and teach me a lesson.
I have no tolerance for this sort of thing.
Travis, see me in my office.
Oh hey, Sheldon.
Oh hi, Kayla.
I just found out that you're lactose intolerant.
Oh, yeah, sorry about that.
But I got it fixed.
Know what I'm saying is I think that's really cool.
I'm lactose intolerant, too.
Really?
We've got a lot in common.
So, you know, I was thinking.
You're a really nice guy.
Thanks.
You think so?
I was wondering,
are you going with anyone to the spring fling dance?
What?
Oh, no, I don't have any plans yet.
Well, I think it'd be really nice if we went together.
Like a date?
Yeah, a date.
Heck, yeah.
I got that new meal plan you've been asking for.
Very creative.
The kids are sick of burgers and pizza.
Yes, I've added more lactose free items like you asked.
And lasagna?
How can you do that without gluten or lactose?
All it takes is some creativity
and experimentation.
Mr Winters, you wanted to see me.
Clyde, Can you give us a minute?
Sure.
I'll be right over here.
Son, you and I need to have a talk.
Yes, Mr Winters. That's why I'm here.
Oh, sorry.
I'm not going to tolerate you being rough
with any of the other students.
It's not my fault.
He started it.
Oh, really, I was there, I saw what happened.
Look, I'm sorry.
Just please don't give me detention again.
You better not.
What's with all those gassiness?
Aren't you one of my gluten free kids?
I am. I've been eating really strict.
In fact, the only thing I had at lunch today was french fries.
Well, French fries are gluten free.
Well, wait, here to interrupt.
Did you say you were eating my french fries?
Yeah.
Did you make those?
Those are the best fries ever.
What?!
Those are my Caribbean spice crusted fries.
Hmm. Sounds good.
Wow. Can my mom get the recipe?
You don't understand.
it has lots of gluten.
Oh, geez.
What?!
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