- [Colleen] I got you boys kilts from Scotland.
(Parker screams) (Colleen laughs)
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- Good morning, everyone.
- (gasps) Parker, what's on your ears?
Are those beautiful earrings?
- [Parker] Yes.
- Bailey, what's in your ears?
Are those real?
- [Parker] Earrings, yeah!
- Bailey, you look like a woman.
Oh, my goodness, so excited.
Can I see?
Oh, my God!
- It's topaz for November.
- Oh, yay, that's my birthstone and your birthstone.
Oh, my gosh, you look beautiful!
What's this?
- Our lunch (laughs).
That was Bailey surprising Colleen with her earrings.
- The bad news is I bought two presents
for you guys in Europe.
And one got lost in the luggage.
So, one of them is still in Europe somewhere.
And I'm gonna tell you what it is.
So, when I was in Amsterdam, which is a really cool city.
It's like my favorite city.
Your mommy and daddy went there on their honeymoon.
It's one of the places they visited.
I found a store that had weird,
cool, crazy looking fidget spinners.
And I bought you each one.
- Oh, yay!
- [Colleen] But they're still in Wales.
So, those will get shipped here.
They probably won't come for like a month or something.
But the good news is that when you get them,
you will have forgotten about them.
So, it'll be like a surprise.
But I did have something else for you.
But know that that one's coming too.
- Okay!
- [Colleen] So, first thing I have is for little Dunky.
- [Jessica] Aw.
Oh, here he comes.
- I went to a bunch of different places.
I went to Amsterdam, I went to Scotland,
I went to Wales,
I went to Sweden, I went all over the place.
So, I got you guys stuff from different places.
But I bought this for Dunky.
It's a little Scottish dog.
I'll take off the tag.
He loves, love stuffed animals.
- I got that doggie because it has the same material
as something I got for the boys.
So, do you know what they wear in Scotland, the boys?
- Yeah.
- What do they wear in Scotland?
- [Jacob] Kilts.
- They wear kilts.
And so, I got you boys
kilts from Scotland.
(Parker screams) (Colleen laughs)
- I was waiting for this!
- And they're matching kilts.
And they didn't have Dunky's size.
Dunky didn't like that scream very much.
It's okay, Dunky.
But he got the matching doggie print.
So, I don't know if you're gonna fit in it.
It looked really small to me.
Here, let's make sure this fits here.
- Now, as far as I know, kilts,
they represent families in Scotland.
So, people would wear them to represent their clan.
I watch Outlander a lot so I feel
like I know things about Scotland.
But I'm sure I have a lot to learn.
And I would love to share
the history of kilts with the children.
If you happen to know it and feel like sharing it with us.
Wow, Jacob, you look amazing.
Parker, oh, my goodness.
- This is what I've been waiting for.
- It looks awesome on you!
Yeah, so these, I think these go down here
so it doesn't fly open.
- Parker's been wanting a kilt for years.
Like, he's been wanting one for a very long time.
And whenever I find them online,
they're like hundreds of dollars (laughs).
- [Colleen] Really?
- (laughs) Yes.
Colleen found them in Scotland
and they were much more reasonably priced.
- Oh, I have something else, Parker,
that might complete the outfit if you want it.
If you don't want this, this is okay.
So, I bought something when I was in Scotland
'cause my hair was really curly and big.
And I needed something pull it down
'cause the wind was blowing it in my face.
So, I got a traditional Scottish hat.
That looks awesome.
Go show mommy.
That looks so cool.
One cool thing about Edinburgh,
which is my favorite city, like probably in the world,
is in the middle of the city, there's a huge castle.
Like, a huge, beautiful castle at the top of the city.
So, we went there and what we got to see,
which I've never seen before in my whole life,
was the real crown that the princess
and the queen wear for hundreds
and hundreds and hundreds of years.
We saw the actual--
Yeah, Mary Queen of Scot's actual crown and septuor.
And so, I bought you a princess crown at the castle
with diamonds all over it.
- So beautiful.
- [Colleen] Isn't that pretty?
Isn't that beautiful?
So, that's a real crown from Scotland.
(gasps) That's beautiful.
- Does it match my earrings?
- [Colleen] It matches perfect.
- [Jessica] Oh, wow.
- You guys have fidget spinners coming soon too.
- [Bailey] Thank you, Aunt Colleen.
- You're welcome, love you, guys.
Love you.
I tried to get a kilt for Dunky too
but they didn't have them in his size.
But you know what's cool, Parker?
Is when you grow out of this one,
which seems like it's gonna be soon,
maybe Jake will share his with you too.
'Cause it's the next size up.
(giggles)
- Give yours to Duncan.
- We are home from Colleen's now.
Most of the kids are up in bed except for this guy.
- [Andrew] I'm debating doing that or going to Seoul.
- He's our superstar of the week.
And earned a bunch of like good credits from good behavior.
And so, he gets to stay up an hour later
than the other kids.
Go, Jacob, proud of you, buddy.
And what a night to get to stay up late
because we have Cousin Andrew.
This guy, deep in thought.
And we have our dear Rachel here.
- [Andrew] Moscow got hit.
- I don't know what's going on.
- [Jacob] And me.
- Yeah and still Rachel.
(Jacob laughs)
It's funny that you should say
you don't know what's going on, Rachel.
Because clearly, we are playing the epic game of Pandemic.
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Yeah, so, we're about to save the world.
And I'm really sorry, world.
It didn't end well for you (laughs).
Because of this guy.
- Because of--
You guys were on your phones the whole time.
You didn't even look at the--
- Excuse us?
We came up with the winning strategy
and they didn't go with it
and that's why the world lost.
- Yeah, I was like, "Save New York, save New York."
And they were like, "Whatever."
You did hear us say it, Andrew.
Because we moved your piece to right next to New York.
And then, Christopher was like,
"Ditch New York and go save Africa."
And then, we were like, "What?"
- No, we saved Sydney, Australia.
You're welcome, Sydney, Australia.
And guess what?
Had we not done that, we would've lost sooner
because that would've out broke.
- Christopher is relying
on nobody ever having played Pandemic
because Sydney, Australia is actually next to nothing
and would not have saved anything.
New York is like a hub to the world.
I'm so embarrassed for him because like really?
A few of you understand what we're talking about
and you will see what a hot mess
he is in this discussion.
Moving on to early America
and the train system in Ticket to Ride.
So, now, we're playing Ticket to Ride
and I'm just going to predict it right now that I'll win.
Throwing that out there for the internet.
- Player hand 'cause it's your turn.
- Everybody keeps wanting me to do my turn, guys.
It's really stressful.
Our board is filling up, folks.
Look at these trains.
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- Who do you think are the fun ones at this party?
(laughs) Leave your vote down below.
(laughs)
- We'll pin the winner. (laughs)
- [Jessica] All right, Rachel.
Oh, hello, Seattle.
- I forgot the rules and so,
I didn't play at my best abilities.
- I played to my best abilities.
So, we'll see who wins then.
I'm just saying I don't know.
Guess who won, guys.
Go ahead and guess.
I'm gonna give you some time.
Christopher, you wanna tell everybody?
- Well, I'm over here at 74, which is was really sad.
'Cause I was slated to go much further.
But I didn't make it to one of my cities so.
- [Jessica] Rachel?
- A big card, it was like a 20 something card.
Way more important.
- Are we talking about our total number?
105. - 108.
- I got 132, I'm just saying.
I can't figure out who one there or not.
But I don't know, maybe you guys wanna just--
- [Andrew] Wow!
- I'll be back here next week
with an actual shred of dignity.
- Oh, rematch!
Rematch, what, rematch with Rachel?
- Rachel back here is to be a jerk about winning?
Is that how it--
- Yep, it seems to be.
- [Christopher] I failed to understand
the competitive nature, oh, okay.
- I guess this is what sports is.
- I've been too nice to you is what it is.
- Now that I think about it,
I though the rule, Rachel,
was you wouldn't play any games with me
when I was kind of competitive.
- [Rachel] If you make me feel stupid,
I don't want to play with you.
- Did I make you feel stupid?
- Not at all.
Just now, you were just being overly cocky
about your abilities but not diminishing mine.
Therefore, competitive.
- I don't even know who won yet.
I was still waiting for people
to do the math and figure it out for me.
- [Christopher] Nobody's gonna tell you.
You gotta do the math on your own.
- I don't know, I can't figure it.
- [Christopher] With your own calculations.
- All I know is I'm not the one cleaning up, suckers!
- We've left all your red pieces on the board.
(Andrew laughs)
- Oh, man, that's a lot of pieces though.
It's like a lot of pieces.
A lot of successful train pieces on that board.
- Hi, let's talk about what we learned today.
(gentle guitar music)
We learned that you should never
visit somebody's house empty-handed.
Always pack a lunch.
We learned that Parker expresses his joy
of a new kilt by scream loud enough
for all of Scotland to hear him.
And finally we learned
that if you want Rachel to come over more often,
just gotta be mean to her.
(gentle guitar music)
Thanks for watching, everybody.
We'll see you next time.
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(giggles)
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