>>> ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY, LAST CALL.
SO YOU BAR FLIES EITHER NEED TO FIND A PLACE TO LAY YOUR EGGS OR
FLY HOME TO YOUR DUMPS. >> NOT SO FAST, BARTENDER.
I'LL HAVE ONE MORE HOT TODDY. >> I'LL HAVE A PINOT GREASY-YO.
I'M NOT DRIVING. NOT WITH THIS.
HE WENT TO JARED. >> OH, MY GOD, JUST DRINK 'EM
AND GIT. I GOT TO FIND A CHURCH THAT'S
STILL OPEN. >> SPRING HAS SPRUNG AND IT
LOOKS LIKE THERE'S ONE LITTLE DAISY SUCKING UP THE PAST OF
THIS STINKING BYWATER. >> YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY, APRIL
SHOWERS BRING MEMORIES OF THAT SHOWER I HAD IN APRIL.
I'M SHEILA SAUVAGE. YOU CAN REMEMBER THAT BECAUSE IF
YOU SHAKE UP THE LETTERS, IT SMELLS SHALLOW VEG.
>> YOU GOT THE NUMBER OF THE CDC?
I WANT TO REPORT TWO NEW VIRUSES.
>> YOU KNOW MY NAME, FELLA, WHAT ABOUT YOU?
WHAT'S ON YOUR APARTMENT BUZZER? >> BESIDES A NOTE FROM ANIMAL
CONTROL SAYING THEY'LL TRY AGAIN TOMORROW.
IT SAYS BERNIE LETSER. >> WHEN I FIRST SAW YOU I SAID,
NOT FOR A MILLION DOLLARS. NOW I'LL DO IT FOR FIVE.
YOU HAVE TO SHOW ME THE FIVE FIRST.
>> WELL, I'M PACKING FIVE IF YOU MEASURE FROM MY HEAD.
>> OH. >> HE'S RIGHT.
IT'S AN INNY WHEN IT'S HARD. HI, I'M HIS WIFE, MELBA TOAST.
IS THIS OUR THIRD? SHE'S HUMAN, RIGHT?
>> WOW. I DIDN'T SEE YOU THERE.
I THOUGHT YOU WERE AN EYE FLOATER.
>> OH, IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT. I WAS ON THE FLOOR.
>> OH, YEAH? WERE YOU DOING BUSINESS OR
LOOKING FOR GUM? >> ACTUALLY NEITHER.
MY COLOSTOMY BAG GOT CAUGHT IN THE JUKEBOX AND THINGS WENT
SOUTH FROM THERE. AM I TURNING YOU ON?
>> YOU KNOW, GOD MUST HAVE SPENT A LITTLE MORE TIME ON YOU, CAUSE
THERE ARE SO MANY IDEAS GOING ON HERE.
>> WELL, YOU SHOULD KNOW. WE'RE POLY.
>> AMOROUS? >> CYSTIC.
LOTS OF CYSTS. >> HERE'S LOOKING AT YOU, KID.
>> SO HOW SHALL WE START THIS LITTLE MENAGE A TOILET?
DOUBLE 69? >> MAYBE WE START WITH A SEVEN
11, THAT'S LIKE WHERE WE ROLL AROUND IN BED LIKE A COUPLE OF
OLD HOT DOGS AND NOT TOUCH EACH OTHER.
>> JUST GET YOUR GROSS ON ALREADY.
>> I WANT TO BE FRESH HERE. EXCUSE ME.
OKAY. >> OKAY.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> WELL, I JUST HAD AN ORGASM.
>> I DIDN'T FINISH BUT I AM DONE.
I'M WET BUT IT'S DEFINITELY JUST SWEAT FROM MY BUTT.
ALL RIGHT. WELL, SINCE WE'RE ALL DOGS, I
GUESS THERE'S JUST ONE THING TO DO.
LET'S LADY AND THE TRAMP THIS SUCKER.
HEY, BAR KEEP, IS THAT SPAGHETTI STILL IN THE GARBAGE?
>> IT ABSOLUTELY IS. >> LET'S ARRANGE THIS HERE.
>> CAREFUL. >> JUST LIKE THE MOVIE, BABY.
>> LOVE MAKES FOOLS OF US ALL.
TIME FOR THE DRONE STRIKE.