(loud electronic music)
(record scratching) - Are you guys all drunk?
You have a live show to do!
- [All] Oh!
- Sheesh! - Oh, oh, oh!
(everyone yelling indistinctly)
(music continues and producer sighs)
(classical music)
(Courtney sighs)
- It's, like, a really light day at work today, right?
- Mmhmm. - Mmhmm.
- What do you say we, uh...
(imitates gulping noise)
- Ooh - Mmm.
- I suppose we could...
(imitates opening can and gulping noises)
- Oh, okay!
Maybe a little bit of...
(grunting, gulping, and sucking noises)
- Ooh! - Ahh!
You know what I'm sayin'? - Yeah!
(imitation of opening cans and gulping)
- Mm, ahh!
(imitates gulping)
(imitates spraying champagne)
- Yeah! (cheering)
- Oh, you got me!
- [Both] Two, three, go!
- Go, go, go!
- Oh! (cheering)
- Yeah! (shouting)
- Do you need a push (inaudible)
Oh...!
(all cheering)
- Get this away!
Oh my God, Keith! Let's change clothes!
- [Both] Oh yeah!
- Whoa!
- [Both] Yeah! - We did it!
(record scratching)
(Keith screams)
- Hey guys! Just a reminder.
Performance reviews are starting in a few minutes.
Really looking forward to it!
(belches)
(whines)
(casual music)
- [Producer] Okay, first question:
What do you think is your biggest contribution
to the channel?
- Oh my God, yes! That's exactly what I was gonna say.
I 100% agree. Definitely.
- What?
- Are we waiting right now?
So is this, like, your family?
(frame scratching desk) - No, just the, oh-
(picture frame shatters) Okay...
(banging frame on desk)
Like...
- (slurring) I got you.
- You trying to wink?
- I'm awake.
(gasps)
- Lisa, your office!
It's, like, one of those, like, fairy-tale offices.
Oh, my gosh! Why do we not hang out in here?!
Yo, these vibes, Lisa, are vibes!
- [Lisa] Uh, do you have any improvements you wanna see
around the office?
(ominous music)
(claps hands)
- Uh, I think we could use more
(ominous music stops)
rat
pencils.
- Okay. You want me to write down "rat pencils"?
- Yeah, write down "rat pencil".
- I'm gonna, okay...
Write down rat pencil. Okay, sure.
- Wait, come on. Lisa. We have to do something about this.
Will they? Won't they? I mean, like...
What are the people gonna say about us? You know?
But like, don't deny
what we have.
- Oh...
(claps hands)
Oh...
(claps hands)
- Tim!
Don't you agree the vibes in here are immaculate?
- [Tim] Uh, yeah. Yeah.
- We should host...
We should have...
We should, like, a music festival, but we could do it.
Like, the band could be over there.
- Okay.
- We, have you, Lisa...
have you considered getting a couple rat pencils?
- What's up with the rat pe...?
No!
- Get some wrap pencils, stat!
Tim, I want the weekend headliner,
but I need it on a Wednesday.
- Is there anyone at the office you have issues with?
(ominous music)
- Yeah, um...
(ominous music stops) Lisa...
She called me a Keebler elf.
She said...
And then she, she tried to...
She said, "If I hit you on the top of the head,
you'll turn into a gold coin like Mario."
(techno music)
- I can't believe you asked me to dance for you, Lisa.
- I did not ask for this!
- Lisa, I can't believe you asked Tim and I
to dance for you! (Keith laughs)
(Keith sighs) (liquid trickling)
- Wait, are you peeing right now?!
Ugh! - [Tim] Mm, mm...
- All right, we're at the end of the review. Um...
Any final thoughts?
(exhales)
- Personally, I think each person in the company
has been able to contribute so much over the past year,
amid a global pandemic and so many other uncertainties.
I have really valued our ability to persevere
and continue to make incredible content for our fans.
Yeah, that's what I'll say.
- What?
- Uh. Uh... (liquid trickling)
- What's that sou-?
Are you peeing?!
- Ahh! (sobbing)
(both sobbing)
- All right!
After looking over your performance reviews,
I have to say
(ominous music)
these are the best reviews I've seen yet!
Only two of you peed during the interview!
That's a company best!
(laughing) (Keith sighs)
I'm very proud of all of you.
(upbeat electric music) Let's celebrate!
- [All] Yeah!
- Oh... - No, you're not.
- [All] Ohh! (cheering)
- [Both] Chug!
Chug!
Yeah! (all cheering)
- Whoo!
Come on, Lisa! Come on! I got $10 on this!
(Courtney whooping) Come on, Lisa, you got this!
- [Courtney] Let's go!
- [All] Yeah! (all cheering)
- The great thing about me is I don't have daddy issues,
so you never have to worry about that-
- I ain't (inaudible)
- Wednesday?
- I've got rat pencils!
(all cheering)
(all shouting indistinctly)
- [Keith] Lisa is the best! - [All] Yeah!
(bling) (all cheering)
- He moves so fast.
- [Man In Blue Stripes] Way to go, Lisa!
- He's so cute and moves so fast!
(laughing)
(crew laughing, shouting indistinctly)
(beep)
- Are you peeing?!
- No
I'm not.
- Smells like you are!
- It's just humid in his room. You...
Why you got a free mid fire gone?(?)
This is the last time I wear sweatpants to work.
- You're not wearing any pants.
- Lisa keeps taking my pants.
- That's not true!
- She steals my lunches. She stole my identity.
- I... (groans)
- She stole a decoration of input. She is the...
She's the Da Vinci code!
(gasps)
Da Vinci code! You...! - All right, all right...
This again.
- Yeah. I love you, Dan Brown.
(crew laughing) (all laughing)
(talking indistinctly)