-We've got a truly giant show for you.
We are airing a very special "Tonight Show"
from Puerto Rico, everybody.
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Puerto Rico.
We were there all weekend. We had so much fun.
It's just amazing just to see
just the gratitude from the locals.
It was just amazing, just in their eyes.
And you could just -- I hugged so many people.
They were like -- They were yelling, "Thank you, Jimmy!"
Like, you know, "Come in. We'll buy you a drink."
I was like, "No, I can't."
It was so -- They were so appreciative
that we did the show from there.
And wait till you see what we do.
It's one of my -- one of my favorite things we've ever done.
We have Lin-Manuel Miranda on the show.
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We have an exclusive performance from the cast of "Hamilton."
You'll see -- [ Cheers and applause ]
It's great.
Bad Bunny performs "Mia"...
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...in the streets.
It's beautiful. Wait till you see that.
We also have Chef José Andrés, who's just an angel, that guy.
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We have music with José Feliciano,
and Ozuna is there.
-Whoa. [ Cheers and applause ]
-And I almost die on a zipline.
It's all happening tomorrow night, so tune in.
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Happening tomorrow.
Dude, it's true. You know it is.
-You know, for me, it was the most fun probably
that I've ever, ever had.
-No, that -- No. Come on.
-Not doing the zipline, but, like, watching you --
-Almost die?
Well, dude, we did the zipline called The Monster.
And it's almost 2 miles long.
You go 95 miles per hour.
I know. It's ridiculous. Why would I do this?
-Why? -I'm not that type of guy.
But I did it because you got to make a fun show.
-Yeah.
-But I was -- I just didn't like it at all.
[ Laughter ]
Mad that I had to do it. And I just go, "I got to do it."
And you go so fast.
95 miles an hour. -Yeah, it was great.
-World's second largest zipline in the world.
-Yep. -It's insane.
But you're going over all these trees
and jungles and rainforests.
It's just insane.
Tariq, we went next to each other.
And I could see -- I could see you flying.
And it's almost like you have to put your hands kind of back.
And you're laying flat.
And I saw Tariq fly through the air.
-Oh. -Yeah, man.
-It was an odd feeling.
-I got to see what it felt like to be, like, Ironman.
-Yeah. -For a couple minutes.
-It's insane.
So, we get to the end of it.
Kind of the wire jerks a little bit, scares you.
-Yeah. Yeah. -It made me mad.
So I do that.
You get off at the end.
And I go, "Well, that was good.
Let's go."
[ Laughter ]
And the guy goes, "Well, we got to get --
we got to take one more zipline down to the --"
-We had to get, like, to the rendezvous point.
-So you can get to your car.
I go, "Oh, hell, no." [ Laughter ]
"I just did the zipline. I'm not doing another zipline.
I don't like doing ziplines."
He's like, "No, this one's just right through there."
I go, "What's my options?" He goes, "There is no option.
You have to zipline out of here.
You're in the middle of the jungle."
I go, "Oh, my gosh."
So -- But this one's different. You're not out like Superman.
This one you sit in the kind of --
You're in the harness. -Yeah.
-So you sit back, and, like, your legs are up.
And he goes to me -- he goes,
"Do not touch the cable or get your face near the cable.
It will burn your face."
[ Laughter ]
This is how much fun --
Burn my face.
It would burn my face.
I go, "I don't know what I'm doing.
I don't ride ziplines."
-Yeah, you're not a professional.
-What am I supposed to do?
He goes, "And do not touch the cable with the glove.
It will burn through your glove."
And I go, "Dude, I'm not gonna touch anything.
I'm just gonna --
Hook me into this thing and zip me out of here.
And get me in a car."
And so this is a true story.
So Tariq goes first.
So I see you go off.
And it goes [Imitates whirring] into the abyss.
And then silence.
I go, "Well, he's dead."
[ Laughter ] So I go --
So then they go, "No, you go."
He goes, "So you can steer it."
I go, "I don't want to steer it.
I don't -- Hook me onto this wire, this blob of fat,
and have me go down this thing.
I don't care. I just want to get --"
He goes, "You have to steer it."
-'Cause it was windy. -It's so windy.
And so you have to hold the carabiner.
And he goes, "'Cause you do not want to spin."
[ Laughter ]
Are you kidding me, man? I don't do this.
So he hooks me up to this thing.
And he goes, "All right, here we go," and he lets me go.
And I immediately start spinning.
[ Laughter ]
-You can't grab the wire.
-No! You can't grab the cable. It'll burn your face!
I go -- So, I'm going, "What do I do?"
So I get kind of towards the end.
And I can see there's like four guys there
and Tariq at the end of the line.
And they all start going, "The cable, the cable."
They're all pointing.
I'm hundreds of feet above trees.
I'm going, "Whoa! What?
What do you mean the cable?"
And they're going, "The cable!" I go, "I don't know --
What are you talking about?"
Anyway, I stop like 30 feet before I'm supposed to.
-And then he started going backwards.
-I start going backwards.
So now I'm going back up the mountain.
I go, "What's going on?"
Guy's like, "Don't worry about it.
I got your back."
And this guy, I don't even know if he's legit.
But I don't care.
Come save me.
He zips on his zipline and tries to come get me
and then wraps his legs around me.
Dude, my legs are up like this.
His legs are up here.
We're -- No, it was the most embarra--
-Zipline.
-I can't even look at Tariq with a straight --
I can't look him in the eye right now.
Because he saw it all go down.
And I get off.
And finally I get -- I get off the thing.
And he goes -- I go to Tariq --
I go, "Did the same thing happen to you?"
And he goes, "No."
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Anyways, it's unbelievable, you guys.
Un-Un-Unbelievable.
So check out the show tomorrow night.
It's gonna be beautiful.