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one come on to this van glorious video
about vehicular violence
i am the ringmaster and this is death
rays
there's no reason only blood oil and the
salty tears of a woman named martha
that's right this is a race between a
bunch of dudes in black latex with
serious mommy issues don't read into
that
i'm talking about batman and his mini
batmobiles four wheeled swiss army dead
buggies out the night
first up is the burton mobile the gothic
90s overly phallic bringer of
destruction
this baby's got grappling hooks machine
guns and retractable armor that makes it
the vehicle of choice
for a true dark knight just make sure
danny devito
doesn't get a hold of it if you're
looking for something that we can all
pretend
is more realistic we've got the tumbler
from christopher nolan's
dark knight trilogy this all-terrain
monster of a tank
barely qualifies as a car and will
steamroll through rpgs if it has to
it's got a rocket launcher a jet engine
and a stealth mode
which is hilarious for a car with a
rocket launcher and a jet engine
the tumbler's cousin is the batmobile
from the arkham games
it has a 60 millimeter cannon and a
vulcan minigun which
unfortunately does not fire miniatures
box
all perfect tools for a hero who
definitely definitely does not kill
this video game behemoth's only weakness
is psychotic ice cream truck drivers
which we will not be seeing today uh
right
right and last but not least is the
classic the og
the adam westmobile from the swing in
60s
based on the 1955 lincoln futura
this baby's got a bat ray bat magnet bat
bone batsuka
and battering ram which is the only
gadget that works as a pun
with all that out of the way let's join
our commentators liz and boomstick and
get this
death race started thanks ringmaster our
racers are at their marks and ready to
go
what are you wearing it's called theming
whiz
i'm a professional entertainer who cares
about the craft
i even brought my own bat beer cans made
from real
bat
fantastic here's how this is going to
work
whichever racer makes it to the finish
line first wins
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get there
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with door dash now let's join our racers
at the starting line
it's time for a death rays
and the burton mobile takes the lead
doing no small part i'm sure to its
unique aerodynamics it looks like a dung
looks like he's out of practice he's
making a mess with it
an oil slick given this tight spacing
will be difficult there they go
this may be our first step
[Music]
who knew oils and jet rockets don't mix
the west mobile makes the dozier verse
proud it looks like they might have a
bad scheme of their bad sleeve unless
the arkham knight mobile takes them out
first boomstick that 60 millimeter
cannon is tearing up the track
oh wait wait check it out the tumbler's
fighting back
fire
and the tumbler goes a tumblin ooh
bad luck buddy i know this is rich
coming for me but sometimes you really
shouldn't take the bait
impressive with some quick thinking that
bat pod comes in clutch at the last
minute
wow it is moving with yes with that
extra maneuverability the most grounded
batman of them all might actually have a
chance to fall
never mind
[Music]
built miles above gotham city what
better obstacle for our track than a
gothamite's worst nightmare
traffic wait a minute are those
civilians on the track what better
obstacle than innocent people
is these are batman there's no way
they'd kill
ah why did i let you handle obstacle
acquisition whatever that means
i did it good
holy copycat batman these dumb bastards
have a death wish
then you better answer their prayers old
chum
with just two batmobiles left we're
getting close to the finish line
someone's going to have to make a move
it's burning keep moving with secret
explosives look out adam
are you seeing this whiz i know the
batmobiles can do a lot of stuff but i
didn't know that one could fly
and the winner is uh actually uh who
does win
is this to the death or is it an actual
race like
who came up with the rules for this i
vote for the one that freaking flew
good enough for me the winner is the
adam westmobile
ah so beautiful whiz taking a picture
with my mind
click dozens of people are injured
and dead i know it's a real shame whiz
but i'm sure we can pump those numbers
up for next time you saw it first here
folks
come back next week for another death