-Welcome back. Welcome back. -Thank you for having me back.
-Thanks for being here. We have so much to talk about.
-We do? -Yes.
This is your first time back since hosting
"Saturday Night Live."
-Yes.
-I mean, this is -- You were fantastic.
You were -- -Thank you!
-It was a great episode. You were fantastic.
Were you nervous going in?
-You know, I was nervous for a second
because I have to be honest, I had never seen "SNL" before.
I had gone to one taping of Eddie Murphy,
but I had never -- And I'd gone backstage --
[ Laughter ]
-You've never seen "Saturday Night Live"?
-No. -Like serious, serious?
-I'm dead serious.
And, so -- -Did you think --
-I know what it -- I knew what it was.
I knew it was so iconic, but I had never --
I gotta be honest. I had no idea you were on.
[ Laughter, sad tuba plays ]
-Wow! I didn't know that.
I mean, it's not like you said that you did,
but you really --
-I even -- Like a month after, I had this --
I was at dinner,
and Will Ferrell was sitting right next to me.
And the show had just aired, when I was on.
And he, you know, mentioned he had seen it.
And I literally had to text Pete and be like, "Wait.
Was Will Ferrell on 'SNL'?"
And I was so embarrassed.
Like, I literally -- I've been schooled.
I know everyone that's been on now.
I know everything. -Oh, my gosh.
-So I've been schooled. But I really didn't know.
-I'm hearing kids. -Guys, can you stop?
This is, like, your first time at work with me.
Can you please? -Your kids are right there.
Well, that is -- [ Cheers and applause ]
-My two boys are here,
and then my friend Tracy's daughter, Remi, is here with us.
-Hi, Remi. Hi, boys. Welcome.
-My two boys are here, and I hear them making so much noise.
Guys, this is your first time at work with me.
Don't mess this up. Come on.
-I mean, but your daughter, North, just turned 9.
-She just turned 9.
-How did you celebrate North's --
-So, she's really into special-effects makeup.
She does, like, really good, like,
wounds and scars and really --
-What? -She's really good at it.
So, she was taking classes.
So, she wanted to have
a spooky wilderness-themed birthday party,
so I took them out camping in the wilderness.
Guys, seriously. You got to go.
-You don't have -- They can go back
if you don't feel like being out here.
It's fine. -Okay, Psalmy left.
He was being loud. Okay. -He was being loud.
Wait, wait. So, tell me about this.
So, wait.
How did she get into knowing about all that makeup and --
-She just -- I have no idea. That's a really good question.
I should be concerned.
I have no idea how she got into it,
but I got her a teacher to show her
and get all of the supplies.
So, she wanted to teach her girlfriends.
And we took about eight kids, eight girls,
and we went camping in the wilderness.
And she wanted it to be really spooky
and she wanted, like, these mannequin heads.
And she taught everyone.
There was a whole class that she taught her friends
how to do special-effects, wounds, and scars and --
-I'm happy that you said that.
I thought that there was just gonna be a bunch of
mannequin heads scattered around the woods.
I was like, "That's really too scary."
Oh, my gosh.
-No, no. -I love that.
You recently posted a video of North singing
"We Don't Talk About Bruno."
-Oh, yeah. -And she can really sing.
-Yeah, she raps. She sings. She loves it. Yeah.
-It's very cute.
-She knows "We Don't Talk About Bruno" in eight languages.
She knows how to sing it in eight languages.
So, I was at The Met and I saw Lin and I go,
"I love you and I hate you.
I cannot hear this song one more time in my household."
-Oh, it's all over the place. -Yeah. Eight languages.
Like, Japanese, Portuguese -- -It's so cute.
I want to show everyone a video. Check this out.
-♪ It was my wedding day ♪
-♪ It was our wedding day ♪
-♪ We were ready, and there wasn't a cloud in the sky ♪
-♪ No clouds allowed in the sky ♪
-♪ Bruno walks in with a mischievous grin ♪
-Thunder!
-♪ You telling this story or am I? ♪
-Oh! [ Cheers and applause ]
-That got a smile on his face.
So, the girl in the video is her sister.
-That's her sister, yeah.
You have a performer on your hands.
I can already tell. -My two girls are.
-My littlest daughter, Chi-Chi --
she just had a performance, and the teacher told us,
when she went back after the performance, she goes,
"Can I go out there again and do it again?
I loved everyone clapping for me."
-I want to tell you this before I forget, but you --
My wife cried when you passed the bar, by the way.
She was so happy for you. -So did I.
-She was so so happy for you. And she was like, "Yes!"
-That's so nice. [ Cheers and applause ]
-She got emotional.
Like, "Dude, I got so emotional watching 'The Kardashians.'"
I was like -- We love the whole family.
You have a very talented family.
Actually, we have a video of you and your sisters singing
when you were around North's age,
lip-synching to Tiffany's
"I Think We're Alone Now."
Here's your debut. Take a look at this.
-♪ I think we're alone now ♪
♪ There doesn't seem to be anyone around ♪
♪ I think we're alone now ♪
♪ The beating of our hearts is the only sound ♪
-I think -- It's so funny. [ Cheers and applause ]
-Kim, you were like, "I think we're --" Having no fun.
-I know. It's like no personality there.
-Having no fun at all.
-My mom and her friends would throw
these parties at a place called "Closet Stars."
And they would do these videos.
I don't know if they'd be, like, drinking wine
and just putting us in a room to, like, keep us busy.
But the outfits? Yeah.
-That's half -- See? Well, it all begins somewhere.
It all starts somewhere.
I want to talk about your new skin-care line, SKKN.
Look at how gorgeous this is. -Don't drop it.
-I know. [ Cheers and applause ]
-Thank you. Thank you.
-I mean, I want it just for the packaging.
This is gorgeous.
-It is unisex.
And I do love -- I wanted it, like,
to be very masculine at the same time.
Just I love how it looks on my counter.
And I don't have a lot out on my counter.
Everything is really minimal.
But I wanted my packaging and my skin-care to be able to
sit on my counter and just look beautiful.
-It looks gorgeous. It's SKKN. S-K-K-N -- SKKN.
-Yeah, with a nod, like, Kim K. Had it in there a little bit.
SKKN by Kim. -Yeah.
So it's skknbykim.com These are nine products here.
This is your -- Is this your routine every day?
This is your daily face routine?
-This is my daily face routine.
So, there's nine products, but you'll use
eight in the morning and then you'll substitute
one of them for a night serum.
So it'll be -- It's -- You use, really, eight at one time.
-Does this feel like a lot? -No.
No, because here's the thing. People want an easy, quick fix.
And this just -- I -- Even people were telling me to
launch with like three products,
and that's just not what I use for my skin-care routine.
So, it does take a lot of work, and I wanted to --
I formulated this all with
the most amazing chemists and facialists,
and I've learned so much.
-Everyone here in our makeup department
is freaking out.
They're like, "This is --"
Like, everyone's already heard about it and read about it.
Like, this is the best. You've done it.
-It's -- Thank you.
I mean, I worked so hard on it, and it's --
You know, the science and everything will back up
all of the ingredients in the formulas and --
-Yeah. Does Pete give you any input on the skin-care?
I think he has a good skin-care routine.
-Actually, that's, like, one of the reasons why.
That's, like, one of our major bonding things.
-Is skin-care?
-We go to dermatologists together.
We inject our pimples together at the same time.
-Wow!
-Yeah, the dermatologist is like, "Is this contagious?
You guys always have pimples at the same time."
-That's how in tune you guys are.
-Like, I knew it was special when I fell asleep
and I kept on talking about it all night, like, "Oh, my God.
I have this pimple. I have this pimple.
Don't let me fall asleep.
I have to put pimple medicine on it before I go to sleep."
I fell sleep, forgot, woke up in the morning with
dried pimple medicine on my face.
-He put it on -- -He put it on in my sleep.
-The gentleman. Oh, my God.
Pete. -Such a gentleman.
[ Cheers and applause ]
-I saw a video.
You were demoing the products for SKKN.
And at the end, you did a face massage.
Is that -- -You want me to try it on you?
[ Cheers and applause ]
-Yeah, of course. -Come on. Please? Can I?
-Of course. -Can I go around?
-Yeah, of course. You want to? -Yeah, yeah, yeah.
-Alright, what do we -- -Let me pick an oil.
Oh, an oil. Okay. -This is an oil.
What do I -- what do I do? ♪♪
Do I lay back? No, I just sit here.
What do I -- I don't know what to do.
-Just -- -Okay, just chill.
-Yeah. Oh, sorry.
-I'm ready. No problem.
I guess I got to -- Got a hand massage, as well.
-Okay, so, it's all about, like, the jowls and the neck for me.
So, like, the facialist -- she, like, smacks me like this.
-Yep, yep, yep. I'm feeling it.
It's already working. -To get really in there.
You've got to, like, wake your skin up.
-Saint, Saint, am I doing a good job?
-Saint, help me, please. -Saint.
-Saint, get over here and help me, please.
Am I doing it okay? -There you go.
-Alright, wait. Wow!
[ Cheers and applause ]
I feel fantastic.
-Guys, does he look so much better?
-Yes, I feel it! I feel alive! [ Cheers and applause ]
Kim Kardashian, everybody.
Her new skin-care line, SKKN,
is available now at skknbykim.com.