ELMO AND ABBY: Happy Halloween!
ELMO: What are you for Halloween, Abby?
ABBY: I am an argyle sock puppy.
ELMO: Oh.
ABBY: What are you, Elmo?
ELMO: Oh, Elmo's a robox, boy!
[LAUGHS] [BEEPING SOUNDS] What will you be for Halloween?
ABBY: [LAUGHS] Yeah.
ELMO: [LAUGHS] Ah!
ABBY: [BARKS]
ELMO: [BEEPING]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
GONZO: [SINGING] Saw a monster in the mirror
when I woke up today.
A monster in my mirror, but I did not run away.
I did not shed a tear or hide beneath my bed,
though the monster looked at me and this is what he said.
He said, wubba, wubba, wubba, woo, woo, woo.
Wubba, wubba, wubba, and a doodly-doo.
He sang wubba, wubba, wubba, so I sang it, too!
Do not wubba me, or I will wubba you!
MONSTERS: [SINGING] Do not wubba me, or I will wubba you.
GONZO: [SINGING] Told the monster in the mirror,
no, I am not scared.
Then I smiled at him and thanked him for the song
that we had shared.
Well, the monster thanked me too.
He smiled right back, and then the monster in the mirror
sang his song again.
He sang, wubba, wubba, wubba, wubba, woo, woo, woo.
Wubba, wubba, wubba, and a doodly-doo.
He went, wubba, wubba, wubba, and I sang along!
'Cause "Wubba, Wubba, Wubba" is a monster song.
MONSTERS: [SINGING] "Wubba, wubba, wubba"
is a monster song.
GONZO: [SINGING] If your mirror has a monster in it,
do not shout.
this kind of situation does not call for freaking out.
And do nothing that you would not like to see him do,
'cause that monster in the mirror, he just might be you.
Singing, wubba, wubba, wubba, wubba, woo, woo, woo.
Wubba, wubba, wubba, and a doodly-doo.
Wubba, wubba, wubba, you can join in too!
MONSTERS: [SINGING] Wubba, wubba, wubba, wubba!
GONZO: [SINGING] Yes, if you wubba me,
then I will wubba you.
MONSTERS: [SINGING] Yes, wubba me, then I will wubba you.
GONZO: [SINGING] Going wubba, wubba,
wubba is the thing to do.
Every time you wubba us, we'll wubba you!
MONSTER: We'll wubba you.
JACK BLACK: Hi, I'm Jack.
ELMO: Yeah.
And Elmo's Elmo.
JACK BLACK: And we're going to tell you
about the most awesome word in the whole wide world.
ELMO: Oh, what's the word, Mr. Jack?
What's the word?
JACK BLACK: OK.
The word is "disguise."
ELMO: Disguise?
JACK BLACK: "Disguise."
ELMO: Well, what's a disguise?
JACK BLACK: Disguise is when you change the way something looks
to make it hard to tell what it is.
ELMO: Oh, a disguise!
JACK BLACK: You know what, Elmo?
I happen to be a master of disguise!
ELMO: No!
JACK BLACK: Oh yeah.
In fact, I can totally disguise myself,
and you would never, ever, ever, even know it was me.
ELMO: No!
JACK BLACK: Oh yeah!
Check out my disguise expertise in action.
ELMO: Oh, OK.
Let's see this.
Wow.
Nice hat and glasses, Mr. Jack.
JACK BLACK: Wait a minute.
ELMO: What?
JACK BLACK: You knew it was me?
ELMO: Yes.
JACK BLACK: Then you saw through my disguise!
ELMO: Well, Elmo guess so.
JACK BLACK: OK, all right.
I just have to dig a little deeper
in my treasure trove of disguises.
ELMO: Oh.
OK.
JACK BLACK: Excuse me.
ELMO: Elmo will excuse you.
Mr. Jack is funny!
JACK BLACK: What?
You knew it was me again?
ELMO: Yes.
JACK BLACK: But what about my disguise?
ELMO: Oh.
Oh, sorry.
JACK BLACK: That's it.
I'm done.
I guess my powers of disguise are no longer potent.
I give up.
ELMO: Oh but, NMr.
Jack, where are you going?
[CLUCKING]
Oh, Mr. Chicken, have you seen Mr. Jack Black?
JACK BLACK: Ah-hah!
My disguise worked!
ELMO: Mr. Jack Black?
JACK BLACK: That's right.
It's me!
I totally disguised myself as a chicken.
ELMO: Wow!
Nice disguise.
JACK BLACK: Thank you.
Disguise!
ELMO: Wow.
JACK BLACK: [CLUCKS]
Whoop.
I think I just laid an egg.
ELMO: Mr. Jack is good!
JACK BLACK: Yes, I am.
BERT: Wow.
These boring stories are really exciting.
Whoo!
ERNIE: I just got this disguise kit,
and it says, fool your friends.
It says, with these disguises, even
your best friend won't recognize you.
So what I'm going to do is I'm going
to go outside, and put one of them
on, and come back in, and fool my old buddy, Bert.
Hey, Bert.
I'm going outside now.
Bye.
Hey.
Listen, Bert.
I'm not going to be back for a long time, so if someone comes,
go to the door please.
OK?
BERT: Um, whatever, Ernie.
Oh, I don't believe this.
The prince just drank a glass of water!
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
ERNIE: Yo-ho-ho, avast and shiver me timbers!
Have you seen my mizzenmast, sir?
It's mizzen.
BERT: Ernie, you're a fool.
ERNIE: He recognized me.
Probably just a lucky guess.
I'll try again and really fool him.
I have more than one disguise.
Hey, Bert.
I'm very sorry I disturbed you.
I'm going out again, and I won't be back for a long, long time!
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
BERT: Come in.
ERNIE: Excuse me, sir.
I seem to be lost.
Can you direct me to Granny's house?
BERT: I don't believe this.
Ernie, Little Riding Hood did not have a beard.
Now will you just leave me alone with those silly disguises?
ERNIE: OK, I'm sorry, Bert.
I won't bother you anymore.
I'll just go out and check the mail.
BERT: Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
Sure, Ernie.
Sure, sure, sure.
Oh, boy.
[SIGHS]
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
Ugh!
OK, that does it.
That does it.
I-- I've just about had it, Ernie.
Really, I'm just sitting, trying to read here,
and all you do is disturb me with these--
WOLF: [GROWLS]
BERT: That is the silliest disguise I've ever seen.
Ernie, Ernie, will you stop it with the chair?
Stop it, Ernie.
Ernie, will you-- will you leave the chair alone?
ERNIE: Hey, Bert?
BERT: What?
ERNIE: Are you talking to me?
BERT: Yes, I am.
Will you please leave this--
WOLF: [ROARING]
BERT: What!
ERNIE: Who's that, Bert?
BERT: Ernie, Ernie what's going on?
Help me!
Ernie, here I come.
Let me out.
Here I come, Ernie!
KIDS: [GROWLING AND HOWLING]
ELMO: Come on, Kelly.
Come on, Sally.
That was really fun.
ZOE: Wow.
Welcome to Sesame Street.
ELMO: Happy Halloween!
TELLY: Yeah, we're so happy to see you.
ELMO: Yeah.
Elmo loves Halloween.
There's so many fun things to do!
ZOE: That's for sure.
Hey, what should we do?
TELLY: I don't know.
ELMO: Let's think.
Let's think.
Hmm.
Ah-hah-hah!
ZOE: What?
ELMO: How about Halloween costumes?
ZOE: Yeah.
Yeah, Halloween costumes!
Let's dress up in Halloween costumes!
TELLY: Oh boy!
I love costumes!
What are we gonna dress as, huh?
ELMO: That's a good question.
ZOE: Yeah.
There are so many choices.
TELLY: I can imagine myself in a crown.
ZOE: I can imagine I'm dressed in a gown.
Wow!
ELMO: Elmo is dressed as the grouchiest grouch in town.
[LAUGHS]
ELMO, TELLY, AND ZOE: [SINGING] What can I be?
I need to see.
What's right for me?
What can I be?
ZOE: I can imagine that I'm really tall.
Got a great jump shot when I play basketball!
TELLY: I can imagine that I have three sides.
I've got three angles.
I'm a triangle guy.
Ah!
ELMO: Elmo can imagine soaring through the skies.
Elmo, astronaut, explorer-- off to Mars!
ELMO, TELLY, AND ZOE: [SINGING] What can I be?
I need to see.
What's right for me?
What can I be?
TELLY: So many things to be.
It's hard to choose.
ELMO, TELLY, AND ZOE: [SINGING] What can I be?
I need to see.
ZOE: We need to see!
ELMO, TELLY, AND ZOE: [SINGING] What's right for me?
What can I be?
ELMO: Yeah!
TELLY: What can I be?
ZOE: What I be?
ELMO, TELLY, AND ZOE: [SINGING] What can I be?
TELLY: Well, what are we waiting for?
ELMO: Yeah.
Let's go.
TELLY: Let's go get dressed!
Whoa!
ELMO: Elmo's a cowboy.
ZOE: I'm a princess.
TELLY: And I'm a superhero!
ELMO: Uh, Telly?
TELLY: Hm?
ELMO: Telly's not a superhero.
Telly's a wedge of cheese.
TELLY: Not just any wedge of cheese,
a super wedge of cheese!
See?
I'm wearing a cape.
ZOE: Oh.
Is this the magic tricks and treats party?
MUMFORD THE MAGICIAN: Nope.
This looks like a pumpkin patch.
My wand must have taken a wrong turn.
I'd better go ask for directions.
ELMO: Elmo, Zoe, and Telly will wait right here, Mr. Mumford!
TELLY: Wow.
I've never been in a pumpkin patch before.
ELMO: Yeah, Elmo neither, Telly.
It's cool!
ZOE: And orange.
TELLY: And pumpkin-y.
[RINGING]
Who are you?
SURPRISE MONSTER 1: We're the surprise monsters.
We love to surprise everyone.
SURPRISE MONSTER 2: Yeah.
We especially like to surprise everyone
in the pumpkin patch on Halloween!
SURPRISE MONSTER 1: Yeah.
TELLY: I-- I was sure surprised.
Yeah.
ZOE: I was surprised too.
ELMO: Elmo too.
SURPRISE MONSTER 1: All right.
Well, then our work here is done.
ELMO: Wow.
Elmo didn't know pumpkin patches could be so surprising.
PUMPKIN: Very surprising.
TELLY: Hey.
You're a talking pumpkin!
PUMPKIN: That's right.
I'm a talking pumpkin, and I got lots of things to talk about.
ELMO: Like what, pumpkin?
PUMPKIN: Well, like all the great stuff
you can do with us pumpkins this time of year.
ZOE: What kind of stuff?
PUMPKIN: Pumpkin stuff.
Look.
Check it out.
THE COUNT: [SINGING] In old Transylvania, when I was a lad,
our castle was cold, yet we never were sad.
We learned to be happy.
We danced round the hall, and learning to count
was the key to it all.
By counting each count I knew just where to start.
And one special step has stayed close to my heart!
Ha, ha, ha.
One, two, three.
Spread out the cape.
One, two, three.
Twirl round the floor.
One, two, three.
Left foot, you swing.
One, two, three.
Then start to sing.
One, two, three.
Loud as you please.
One, two, three.
Counting with ease.Ba One, two, three.
Doing the Batty Bat.
BATS: [SINGING] Batty, Batty, Batty, Batty, Batty, Batty,
Batty, Batty Bat.
THE COUNT: [SINGING] One, two, three, count!
BATS: [SINGING] Batty, Batty, Batty, Batty, Batty, Batty,
Batty, Batty Bat.
THE COUNT: [SINGING] One, two, three, count!
BATS: [SINGING] Batty, Batty, Batty, Batty, Batty, Batty,
Batty, Batty Bat.
THE COUNT: [SINGING] One, two, three, count!
Won't you dance with me doing the Batty Bat?
Oh.
Oh, my happy childhood in the Carpathian Mountains.
How well I remember.
So now in my own castle, I can enjoy this wonderful dance
that I learned as a boy.
I see just how I wise was my whole family.
They taught me to count, and so now look at me.
I'm counting and dancing.
And I swear that it's true.
If you do the same, you will be happy too!
Come, we try again!
One, two, three.
Spread out the cape.
One, two, three.
Twirl 'round the floor.
One, two, three.
Left foot, you swing.
One, two, three.
Then start to sing.
One, two, three.
Loud as you please.
One, two, three.
Counting with ease.
One, two, three.
Doing the Batty Bat!
BATS: [SINGING] Batty, Batty, Batty, Batty, Batty, Batty,
Batty, Batty, Batty, Batty Bat.
THE COUNT: [SINGING] One, two, three, count!
BATS: [SINGING] Batty, Batty, Batty, Batty, Batty, Batty,
Batty, Batty Bat.
THE COUNT: [SINGING] One, two, three, count!
BATS: [SINGING] Batty, Batty, Batty, Batty, Batty, Batty,
Batty, Batty Bat.
THE COUNT: [SINGING] One, two, three, count!
Dance with me, doing the Batty Bat!
Ah-ha!
BATS: [SINGING] Batty, Batty, Batty, Batty, Batty, Batty,
Batty Bat.
THE COUNT: Hahaha.
BATS: [SINGING] Batty, Batty, Batty, Batty, Batty, Batty,
Batty, Batty Bat.
THE COUNT: [SINGING] One, two, three, count!
BATS: [SINGING] Batty, Batty, Batty, Batty, Batty, Batty,
Batty, Batty Bat.
THE COUNT: Ah, yes.
Batty Bat.
BATS: [SINGING] Batty, Batty, Batty, Batty, Batty, Batty,
Batty, Batty Bat.
Batty, Batty, Batty, Batty, Batty, Batty, Batty, Batty,
Batty, Batty Bat.
THE COUNT: Yes, yes.
Batty, Batty, Batty Bat!
Oh, come dance with me, doing the Batty Bat!
[CREAKING]
WALTER: Wh-- what was that?
PRAIRIE GIRL: It is just the door creaking.
That is all.
WALTER: E-- everybody says that this old place is haunted.
PRAIRIE GIRL: Oh, no.
It is just a deserted house.
And no one lives here.
That is all.
[RINGING]
WALTER: Ah!
WALTER: What was that?
PRAIRIE GIRL: There is nothing to be frightened of.
It's just this old grandfather clock chiming.
WALTER: Oh, I'm still kind of scared.
[WIND BLOWS]
PRAIRIE GIRL: Oh, look.
WALTER: Listen to that.
It-- it's-- somebody's moaning.
PRAIRIE GIRL: No, Walter.
It is nothing to be frightened of.
It is just the sound of the wind.
[THUNDER]
WALTER: Ah!
Help!
Wha-- what's that?
PRAIRIE GIRL: It is just thunder and lightning.
There is nothing to be frightened of.
Relax.
WALTER: Well, I guess you're right.
PRAIRIE GIRL: Sure.
[SQUEAKING]
WALTER: Oh, look at that.
A cute, little, white mousey.
PRAIRIE GIRL: Eek!
A mouse, a mouse!
Oh, that is something to be frightened of.
Eek!
WALTER: Don't be scared, little mousey.
Hm?
[OMINOUS ORGAN MUSIC PLAYING]
[THUNDER]
THE COUNT: [SINGING] Fell your fingers.
Feel your toes.
Grab your elbow.
Pinch your nose.
Touch your ankle.
Tap your knees.
Give your chin a little squeeze.
You'll feel something hard inside,
and it cannot be denied.
What you feel seems hard as stone,
and it's something called "the bone."
Oh, there are bones, bones, bones, bones,
bones inside of you.
Bones, bones, bones, bones, more than just a few.
So many you can count them.
Amazing, but it's true.
There are bones, bones, bones, bones, bones inside of you.
There are bones inside your hand,
in your feet to help you stand, in your elbow and your heel,
lots of lovely bones to feel.
Though your bones are hard to see,
still you have them just like me.
They are not outside but in.
Yes, they're underneath your skin!
Yes, there are bones, bones, bones, bones,
bones inside of you.
Bones, bones, bones, bones, more than just a few.
So many you can count them.
Amazing, but it's true.
There are bones, bones, bones, bones, bones inside of you.
Now, when you put all those bones together,
you may come up with something you call a skeleton.
Remember that word.
It's one of my favorites.
And now, boy and girls, I will tell you
what happens if you didn't have any bones.
If you had no bones at all, then you couldn't run or throw.
And you couldn't stand up straight or eat dinner
off your plate.
Without bones we'd all fall down,
just like puddles on the ground, just like melted ice cream
cones, if we didn't have our bones!
Yes, there are bones, bones, bones, bones,
bones inside of you.
Bones, bones, bones, bones, more than just a few.
So many you can't count them.
Amazing, but it's true!
There are bones, bones, bones, bones, bones inside of you.
Ah, and now the most fun of all.
I will count all the bones I can think of.
The toe bone.
That's one.
The heel bone is two.
Ankle bone three, chin bone four, knee bone five,
hip bone six, rib bones, that's 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14--
I love counting bones!
[LAUGHS] Besides, it makes me ticklish.
[THUNDER]
MURRAY MONSTER: Hey, Liberty Science Center,
can I build a machine to move a ball?
KIDS: Let's find out.
MURRAY MONSTER: Oh boy!
WOMAN: What we probably want to do,
Murray, is combine these simple machines
to make a more compound machine, a whole bunch of machines
working together.
MURRAY MONSTER: Yes, we'll put all the machines together
and make one big machine!