S: So what you're say is that this is a diver... for my tea.
*Wonderful Treasure Find music*
M: Alright, so I'm aware that you guys might have, like, loose leaf tea balls and tea wedges and stuff like that in North America and around the world.
M: Well we picked up this super wicked awesome tea diver.
S: And by we, you mean you, because I have no interest or understanding of this thing.
M: Do you know how this works?
M: You know what it's for?
M: Do you need me to break it down for you? S: It's for tea! I see pictures, for loose leaf tea.
M: You see, when it's a cup of tea and a cup of water love each other, they have a special moment together where they bond
S: But I wanna know, is how do they get the right to Kenny from South Park cus this just looks like him.
M: Did that not look like Kenny?That's actually what I thought of as well.
S: We're gonna dunk him and suffocate him and not suffocate how do you do that
S: How do you kill people with water? Drown!
M: Okay, S: We're gonna dunk him and drown him and then you're gonna be like, 'OMG you killed Kenny!'
M: Lemme read this for you. S: And this reference will be totally relevant to
S: OMG it just sprayed water all over me!
M: Simon spat all over my body. S: No I was spinning this and there was water in it.
M: Oh because I washed it. I washed it according to the instructions.
M: Which was, 'Wash thoroughly before first use, wash with clear water, add detergent for obstinate dirt.'
S: Obstinate! *Inaudible yelling* S: You give up your strangle hole that's society! *huh?*
M: Products of able design, are designed with the thought of providing you with great pleasure.
M: And this is made in Korea, in Mapo-gu, this is like totally legit Korean product
S: This is made right down the street from us! M: Ew! You're sticking your finger up there!
M: I need that for stuff! Stop playing with the tea-bagging. *Record scratch*
M: I mean, what?
M: We've got this Kusmi tea which we got from a fan-mail gift S: Kusmi! M: Kusmi!
M: It's loose leaf
M: I had a spoon for you but I lost it... Do you want me to go get a spoon?- Ew ew! No that's so gross!
S; Look, this is how people in the real world do it do tea, stop it. M: No no!
M: I want you to sing a song about potatoes and ice cream while I go get a spoon. Ready go!
S: Potatoes and ice cream, potatoes are part of IU diet why don't you try it because that's the only thing that she eats M: EW! Ew ew ew!
*Simon still sings* M: I got you a spoon. S: I'm already halfway done.
M: You dumped tea all over the ground. S: And then there's Meemers who's gonna lick it up.
M: Are you dumping it in it's butt? S: That's the only way you can do it. I can't open up his head.
M: How much did you even put in there I don't even know how much you put in there.
S: I'm gonna close this up. M: K, gently plug his butt.
S: Ladies and gentlemen, Korea, land of gentle butt plugs,
M: So, brush off the loose leaf tea. Ew!
M: Don't let Simon prepare tea people. S: By the way, if you can't tell by now I don't drink tea, I drink coffee
S: Cus coffee works! Coffee's so great! Keeps me awake.
S: Give me the warm water!
M: We also got this awesome glass pot from a fan. S: Uh huh
M: You guys are the best S: Thanks guys. M: I just wanna say you guys are the best.
S: So this thing here is very important for ninja stars M: Okay so we needed that. Don't touch it or else you're gonna burn your hands!
M: I'm just gonna hold this out like this. S: Okay, you ready? M: Yup.
S: Nanana, nana
B: Ooh
M: K, wait a second, I'm gonna go and enhance the camera. S: Enhance!
*Boop!*
S: This isn't really, what else am I supposed to say about this thing apart from it looks cool
S: Oh he's got a little oxygen tank!
M: Oh it is a really cute oxygen tank! S: OMG! M: And it's weighted.
M: That's really smart so that it keeps it from falling out. Anyways, you take it out once your finished with the tea
M: Cus you don't want it to like, over-seep and it tastes gross- no don't throw that that's not a little frisbee mister.
M: Okay, and, can you see that the tea has expanded in here? Oh look, it's okay that's really cool.
M: So that's it's actually a heavy bottom.
M: There's a leaking air-suit mister. S: Alright.
M: He's dead.
M: And then, I'm gonna place it on the tray, wait. S: Aren't you supposed to steep tea for like 12 minutes or something?
M: 12 minutes? No.
B: And that's it.
M: We have nothing snippy to say about this, it's like legitimately works.
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