so not everybody is romantic and that's
okay
personally I hate that this is more my
can dish some people just don't get it
some people are just really bad at it
some people try really hard put us my
good enough but you know what it's the
thought that counts my boyfriend just
put his hand down and said your leg is
so cold
give me silver grab her Powerade bottle
oh well you got all these ridges on your
legs floor
what's so cold for why does it jiggle
I'm sorry miss but appears your
boyfriend is stupid she is a goddess to
me my Sun and my moon a luscious garden
of beauty my ship through the storm and
that bought hot nothing says I love you
baby like fridge magnets that say that
but heart cuz we love the but see I mean
this is cute if you just wrote the first
part you'd look at her and be like uh
what's wrong with this guy
but you added that and that but hot
she'll like that
perfect man quality leaves the room when
he needs to fart does such a guy exist I
do this the first couple months I'm
dating someone then I slowly start to
fight in front of them then it gradually
turns into me trying to fart on them I
know this from experience sausage used
to never fart in front of me until I
took him to Wiener schnitzel and got him
chili cheese fries that's when it all
began
he kept farting and farting and farting
and he couldn't hold it in around me
anymore and just had to let it go and
now he's constantly trying to fart on me
or it's like we'll just be standing
having a conversation and I'll smell
something really nasty I'll be like
she's just fart he's like yeah
what why send me words of encouragement
so I don't murder someone at work
there's no Netflix in prison a loving
supportive boyfriend like this please
whenever you want to do something
illegal always think of this there's no
Netflix in prison there should be what
they just watch daytime TV
why don't they have Netflix Netflix is
literally cheaper Matt I can't live
without Netflix like if you can't live
without Netflix and just watch the stick
hey oh my god mind blown so good if
y'all like murder documentaries it's
really good not sponsored but you know I
should be Netflix holler at your girl so
this guy sent his girlfriend cookies oh
we got a cookie delivery today and that
the card says you better not cry and
embarrass the delivery person man who
got time to cry as soon as you get the
package mom I've never had cookies
delivered to me so I don't know what
that's like
at least close the door go inside and
then start crying I don't like crying in
front of people I am my girlfriend what
she wanted for Christmas she jokingly
said a rainbow unicorn with brine
Stoneheart on the front who farts
skittles and somehow he found exactly
that if she ain't the happiest girl in
the world y'all better breakup off
those of you like how you just gonna
pull some ideas like something random
like as random as that and he's gonna
get you exactly that look at it it's so
damn cute - was it so big for some girl
was having a rough day you know time of
the month and this boyfriend did the
best possible thing that you could do in
this situation he got her a cake red
velvet cake I'm sorry you're on your
period he's gonna apologize and get her
a cake red velvet and some people can't
even get a text back my girlfriend got
me the greatest gift of all time I'm so
happy right now
it was literally her picture printed on
shoes I mean it's cute how he's so
excited about it but but she seemed
crazy I feel like only but crazy girls
will do this like so I know just look at
your feet and be like hmm you know what
they say about big feet and then I look
again like oh never mind he's taken by a
lovely woman I best show myself out
I worked this so this couple was about
to watch their show in bed and then the
girl falls asleep so you know what her
boyfriend does he sticks the phone and
it sticks onto her back sweat and
watches this show he met her to a damn
Belkin vent now he's just using you
this girl's not her boyfriend a pic
candid pics I take from my boyfriend
versus ones he takes of me why why
though I feel like some guys they just
hate taking pictures they ain't got the
patience like girls are just like yeah
just stand there and you'd like look so
perfect right there though you just take
a picture and they do all these like
crazy angles till I get the perfect
picture but a guy he's gonna whip it out
feel like done put some effort into your
relationship my husband travels for work
he gave me this so I am never really
alone oh all of the pics you could have
printed out on a blanket oh nothing a
ghost just casually pushed my phone off
my desk yeah you know he lives here
sometimes he's just feeling spontaneous
and does things like that look at her
face I'd rather be alone than be with
this boyfriend of the year
Ashlee posted a pic on Instagram and her
boyfriend Jimenez was like I hit that
and she's like Xavier my family follows
me on Instagram you can't be
complimented like that dumb why can't
you be like a normal boyfriend and
comment my queen or something like white
people do yeah man you can't just be
like I hate that I'll tell you a secret
girl secretly loved less date with my
mans
I love blowing bubbles hi I'm bubbles
just don't say anything just like if you
get it this is genius I'll never
understand the male brain can you grab
the wedges that are in my room in my
apartment it was in your kitchen not in
your room but I got it the wedges Oh
is that lettuce yes
wedge of lettuce wedge of lettuce she
asked for her wedges you know shoes hey
he done brought her alleged lettuce no
honey honey that's a head of lettuce is
it my boyfriend the luckiest boy ever I
even paid to fill the mug with sweets
this girl ordered her man's a mug I
don't know why this angle hey check out
my deviated septum that says I'm your
girlfriend and he got the bug oh this is
great just great
best gift 10 out of 10 so every time he
drinks his morning coffee he can look
right up your nose and see all the love
that's inside your brain my dad has a
crush on this lady so when we went
hiking he wrote her name in the sand and
sent these to her this is a little weird
get your man's like this I'll write your
name in the dart let's say Helen Helen
he just sent by and put the grass around
it man I feel like this Alma psycho
would do who she either married him
after this or got a restraining order
which one you come home from a long day
at work you find your boyfriend on the
couch all dressed up for you what do you
do
really nothing says quality man like
wearing an inflatable Jabba the Hut suit
imagine just kneeling by the couch he
just Pat you like this oh man nothing
gets me in the mood like Jabba the Hutt
did you want to get your boat lay but
you don't like Chipotle but I like you
adorable she sat on my face and broke my
neck really hey are you kidding she
broke his neck let me break your neck so
he know it's real may he's still gonna
do it again
anything for the booty I told my
girlfriend I wrote her a poem but it was
just the theme song to King of Queens my
eyes are getting weary my back is
getting tight
I'm sitting here in traffic on the
Queensboro Bridge tonight but I don't
care cuz all I wanna do is catch my
check and drive right home to you cuz
baby all my life I will be driving home
to you oh my god he's got a way with
words get you Edgar Allan Poe I love it
it's you immense like this that'll
plagiarize your essays this boyfriend
left a note for his girlfriend in a
place where she'd definitely see it
toilet paper on the toilet that says I
will always love you
sweetness boyfriend our what man nothing
says I love you they like toilet paper
in the toilet it's the thought that
counts just do snapchat at his girl a
pic hey beau with his damn nostrils man
nothing says romantic like some nostrils
sometimes I just want to throw my whole
phone away when you tell your man you
caught the bouquet guess who caught the
bouquet throw it back when you've only
been dating 38 hours guess you caught
the bouquet girl we just met a week ago
you better calm down try being cute and
surprising my boyfriend with wings but
he surprised me with wings too
oh my god both of them bought wings for
each other our relationship like in this
Shane you melt me into a puddle in my
panties you make my brain stupid in my
head hurt I wish you are never born
sorry I'm bad at this he just like make
me feel so many feelings like I don't
know what to do with all these feelings
I can kind of tell what you're saying
but not really anyways that's all for
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