-Ready? -Bubble tea?
-Chicken!
Bougie? Bougie? Bougie?
-D Mark. -Justina would say, "D Mark."
Where'd Justina go?
-Diversity! -Ey!
I made a request.
There was a lot of fair skin folks on the show.
We had to bring some chocolate, you know what I mean?
We needed an attractive Black dude on the show,
you know what I'm saying? Because it was like ...
This guy's so nuts.
Welcome back to Basic to Bougie!
-Basic to Bougie! -I'm Timothy DeLaGhetto.
-I'm Darren "Big Baby" Brand. And in the middle-
-We got a special guest. -This is our Wild N'
Out cast member, our brother, Renny.
-Give it up. -Renny!
-What's up? -Sup?
-I'm glad you go on, boy. Welcome.
Yeah, man, welcome to the show.
So if you don't know about Basic to Bougie, basically we try
three different versions of two different foods, and we figure
out that sometimes the most basic food can be bougie.
Or that the most bougie food can really be basic.
First round is the basic round.
-Blindfolds. -Okay, here we go.
Derek! My boy, there you go.
Sheep? We brought in sheep? We eating sheep today?
-I know what this is. -That smells kinda good.
This is chicken nuggets. Chicken nuggets, bitch!
Yeah! Chicken nuggets is basic, right?
-Yeah. -Chicken!
Who doesn't like chicken nuggets?
Off sight, what you think?
I'm excited for the dinosaur nuggets.
-I'mma go with the stegosaurus. -Favorite dinosaur, go.
-Favorite dinosaur, I don't- -Go!
-I don't have one. -Go!
Trisectasaurus.
-Very breaded. -Yeah.
-Crispy. -Definitely frozen nugget,
but it's exactly how it should taste.
You ain't got nothing, and you need something quick,
pop this in the microwave, five minutes.
Fresh out when you get back.
-Say what? -Fresh out when you get back.
-Fresh out when you get back. -Fresh out when you get back.
All right, where are we going next?
This is your basic, just from any of the Filly's.
-Oh man. -Snapplebee's.
-TGI Friday's. -TGI Thursday's.
Yeah. Any one of those. Very dry.
It's a little too much batter on there.
Tastes like it's frozen, also,
but it's not supposed to be frozen.
It don't even look presentable.
Right. It just look ... There's no shape.
At least this one has like ... there's some stuff.
They're dinosaurs. There's some character.
there's some character.
There's some character in this chicken nugget.
Yes. That's just a dumpling. You know what I'm saying?
-Yeah. -Yeah!
-Not really.
Oh, it's glossy.
-Hardcore rapper. -Hardcore rapper but I'm glossy.
-This is good. -Spicy.
-Very good. -Asian-y.
Very spicy.
Ain't nothing wrong with a little kick.
No, no, I love it.
When you bite it, does it make you sing?
No, it actually ... I don't wanna sing.
Because it's too spicy. Okay. Yeah.
So I just wanna keep it wherever it's at.
-Okay. -Instead of like, y'know?
-That was deep, Renny.
-Thank you. -You ready to rate it?
Yeah. That's good.
(Belching) Excuse me.
Which one you think is the cheapest, Renny?
-This one. -Okay.
-That's the cheapest it? -I agree with that.
Why do you think it's the cheapest, Renny?
It just doesn't really amount to where these two are at.
-Right. -Just not only visually,
but the taste.
-I'm with you, dog. -All right.
-Middle one, what we thinking? -Well between these two.
-This one. -I feel you.
Is it because of the spice?
Yeah, it's just, it's more love with this one.
Like these two are ... they look similar.
But this one-
But neither one of them have a shape.
That is true. But-
This one has more taste to it, and yeah.
And the two exotic sauces. Well, yeah.
And the quality of the chicken is better on that one.
Yeah, it's crunchy.
I think we should keep this as is.
Is it in order?
Cheapest, middlest, most expensive.
-Works for me. -Derek, we in here, bro.
You wanna chicken tender or something?
-Yeah. All right, get you- -Oh, get that last one.
-Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, okay. Derek likes the dinosaurs.
I thought I said, "Do you want a chicken nugget?"
All right, Renny. It's your first episode.
Card's in your hand.
All right. The cheapest.
$2, animal shaped chicken nuggets, for kids,
from the grocery store with ketchup.
-So, is that not for adults? -Big kids and little kids.
-Okay. Next place. $8. -$8.
Barbecued chicken nuggets from the bar.
-From the bar. -We did it.
And you were dead on with that comparison, too.
TGI Thursday's.
Oh! I eat a lot of chicken tenders.
The most expensive is the $12 Asian fusion chicken fingers.
With Korean barbecue sauce. Oh. And kimchi mayo.
-Well damn. -Well look at our first place.
-Fire. Hoo. -I told you, man.
-We did it, we did it. -This is it right here.
-Bougie round? -Let's get it!
Bougie round.
Okay, now this is the upscale, if you will.
All right, here we go.
Derek. We're in here, bro. Be careful.
-Be careful. -Ohh.
That's why we gotta be careful.
-I just said, "Be careful." -What's in it?
I don't know, it's everywhere. Did we make a mess?
Oh, God. What does it smell like?
-Oh. What is this bubble ... -Oh, is it bubble tea?
There's some tea, yeah, there's some tea here.
-Bougie? -Bougie?
Bougie?!
Yo, get with it the [inaudible 00:05:40].
Don't be jealous, Darren! Jealous! Stop. Stop that ...
All right, now let's drink these balls.
So this bubble ... is tea?
No, it's little pudding things in,
basically like an iced coffee. -We was told
that you are supposed to suck the balls first.
You drinking it with the little balls.
I was cool until we said,
"balls", three times in the same segment.
No, well, here ... little black balls.
So what if you choke? What if a ball ...
-They're chewy. -They're mad soft.
-Mad soft? -Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Suck it, bro. You catch a flavor?
-Nah, he's not doing it. -Renny, get in there.
-Renny, stop playing. -Get it in there.
-Renny, stop playing. -Oh!
-He didn't do ... -He didn't even taste it.
I tasted a little bit when it came to the top of the straw.
The chewy situation?
-Is not working for me. -That's in all of them.
Yeah I don't mind the chewy.
Oh, you didn't like the flavor of the milk.
So this is Taro. Taro is a root.
It's that purple ... they put in it.
Renny, do you understand what this means?
-What? -When he's playing the violin
right now, do you understand why he's doing that?
-No. -Thank you.
-This is nasty. -It's nasty, it's nasty
-All right, we're done. -Taro, it's a root.
Let's go to the ... Now this looks good.
This is like a chocolate milkshake Oreo's.
It looks like a little trick.
-You think so? -Make sure you get the balls.
Oh, it's just a milkshake.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! This is good.
Now see I like this. This is good. I like this.
This is good! This is worth it.
Woo! This is good.
It's like a cookies 'n' cream milkshake.
-Bro. You cannot go wrong- -This is good.
With cookies 'n' cream, anything.
Ball shot down my throat. That's not good.
Tapioca.
Yeah, what're these balls on top?
So little balls are just tapioca.
-Little chewy tapioca balls. -Did somebody tell you that?
-Asian ... dog. -Oh my gosh, this is so good.
-It is, right? -I might finish it.
Y'all ready?
Last one.
What's this green shit up top?
-That's matcha. -Matcha?
-Remember that? -That ... nasty.
-Oh, yeah. -It's good?
-No.
No. That tastes so healthy.
It's just straight up tea, like without any sweetener.
- It tastes like tea. -It's just tea.
-It just tastes like tea. -What is this fake ... on top?
-What is this? -Let me see.
-What is that? What does that taste like?
Oh ... you know what this? It's cheese on top!
I've read about this. -That's cheese?!
It's tea with cheese on top. Don't play the violin again.
What'd you say, Tim?
-Cheese. On top. -That is cheese.
-It is cheese? -It's not normal.
-Man, that's interesting. -Oh, yeah.
My stomach's going through a lot of ... right now.
You got white stuff there.
You were sucking on the balls so much,
you got white stuff in your beard now.
So just handle that.
You ready to rate them?
Yeah, let's rate. Let's rate, Tim. All together.
-I'mma say the- -Most expensive.
-Yep. Yep. I'm down with that.
Wait, wait. Y'all think this one is?
Yeah.
-Anything that tastes healthy- -Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It probably costs a little bit more.
Let's go with cookies 'n' cream middle?
You feeling that? -Yeah. I feel good.
And the Taro just milk tea-
What did the Taro taste like again?
-Oh, gosh. -It's hard to explain.
It just tastes like-
-Yep, yep. Nasty. -And it looks so creamy, though.
-It looks good. -Okay, so what we're going with.
-Cheapest. Middlest. Most expensive.
-That's it. -Yeah. Derek!
Bubble tea. $3, Taro. Bubble tea from Chinatown.
-Okay. -All right.
-Yeah. -No. No.
-Yeah. -Really?
Cheese tea, taking NYC by storm. That's it, that's all it says.
It is taking something by storm.
-That's all it says. -Somebody's stomach.
And $10, Oreo milkshake with mixed sized bubbles,
from Trendy Bubble Tea Shop in NYC.
We're wrong.
I had a feeling, man!
You didn't say- What feeling? You didn't say ...
-I just felt it, though. -What's all in it?
But if you felt you, you would say something.
It was so quick, everything happened so quick.
And plus, he's new, he was intimidated.
We were over-voting. -It wasn't quick!
He could've been like, "Yo, I don't agree."
-You can do that. -Okay.
-Next week. -Bougie out, gang.
-Milkshake. -Milkshake.
-Oreo's. -Yes. Yes, yes, yes.
Let me try this cheesy ... again, man. I don't know.
-This ... good, though. -This is great.
Yo, these bubbles got no flavor, though.
It's just regular bubble.
Real quick, the camera's off, right?
I don't want Black people to know that I like this ...
-Why? -It's not my people's thing.
Cookies 'n' cream? No. The bubble ... Oh.