- There are some super stupid super villains!
- Let's talk about that.
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- Good mythical morning!
- Everybody loves a good villain.
But, for every Joker, there is a Mr. Freeze.
And for every Skeletor, there's a Hordak!
- Hordak. - Hordak.
And with that in mind, Rhett,
today, I'm gonna present
some of the most ridiculous villains, ever.
And you gotta determine if I'm makin' it up,
or if it's real. - Hordak!
- It's time to play,
Is this villain the real deal,
or am I just makin' up whatever I real feel?
Okay, Rhett, if you get five out of eight of these right,
you get a special prize, from Mike and Alex.
- I get to be a villain? - And more.
- I get to be Hordak?
Is there a Hordak costume?
I don't know who Hordak is, that's why I'm running with it.
- Google it.
And again, these villains are from film, or comics,
or from my own brain.
You have to decide which.
- I'm not an expert in this. - Let's get to it.
- I'm hedging a little bit from the beginning.
- Condiment King. - Oh, gosh.
- Is a failed stand-up comedian
who goes around spraying mustard on people
in the world of DC Comics.
He's armed with a condiment gun,
and a bunch of terrible puns about how you better ketchup.
But, his only real threat is that
his sauces may cause anaphylactic shock, if you're allergic.
- His sauces, or his sausage?
- His sauces! (background laughter)
- Okay. - Anaphylactic--
- Turn your computer a little bit away from me.
I'm so tempted to cheat.
You're just showing me the answers!
- No, there's no answer on this.
- I know, I'm not looking! - You're afraid!
- I'm just saying, I don't wanna look at your computer.
- That's good, that's good that you're not wantin' to cheat.
- So, he's not, he's working with his sauces. (chuckles)
(background laughter)
- Condiment King. - Condiment King.
- Give it to me.
- I mean, it could be (stammers) such a shot in the dark!
- DC Comics.
A shot of mustard in the dark.
- I want this to be true, therefore,
I'm going to say it is true.
- It is real! - Hey!
- Unfortunately, he didn't last long
in Batman the Animated Series.
But, he relished his time there.
- Oh, hey, ho.
- If you get on his bad side, he mayo may not kill you.
- Oh gosh, you got to of 'em? (background laughter)
- Two!
- Oh my.
- The kung-fu film, Devastating Pork Boy,
features Pork Boy,
a 13 year old who ate so much pork,
that he transformed into an evil, lumpy,
high-kicking half-pig.
- High-kicking. - High-kicking!
Is that, you're honing in on that?
- Well, pigs have short legs.
I'd think he would be a low-kick.
You show me a pig with a long leg.
- Kung-fu film.
- And I'll show you a whole new industry.
(background laughter)
- Well, I'll show you the kung-fu film,
Devastating Pork Boy!
- No, you won't, because it's fake!
- It is fake.
- (laughs) Yeah, that's right, Devastating Pork Boy!
- But, but I will say, the adventures of Pork Boy
does sound like another one of
Adam Sandler's Netflix films.
- (laughs) Yeah, it does!
That I will not be tuning in for!
- Part of a metahuman Florida swamp family,
who call themselves the Rednecks,
Gorgeous Gilly isn't gorgeous at all.
She's a hideous DC villain, who possesses hypnotic powers
that make any may believe she's
the most beautiful woman in the world.
- A redneck girl can do that to ya.
- Gorgeous Gilly. - I've been seduced
by many a redneck girl.
You look at her face, and you're like,
she's not that pretty, but then,
you look at the daisy dukes, and you're like...
(Link trumpets)
- Gets me every time!
Put me on that fan boat! (background laughter)
♫ Look at dem girls with the daisy dukes on
♫ They really got it goin' on ♫
- Again, I-- - Real or fake?
Gorgeous Gilly,
hypnotizes men into thinkin' she's beautiful!
Rednecks!
- Everything that is fake
is based on something that is real.
This is a real phenomenon that happens.
I can see this coming into a writer's head.
So, I'm going to say true!
- It is real. - (laughs) Hey!
- I'm not gonna lie, I didn't know.
- Whoa, whoa! - Whoa, it's real!
- That's what Trebek does.
- Funny thing is, I, too, possess the uncanny ability
to convince men that I am beautiful.
It's called Snapchat filters.
(background laughter)
- Okay.
- Snapchat filters.
In the film Basket Case, you seen it?
- Isn't that, I think it's a TV show, isn't it?
- That's Baskets, this is different.
In the film Basket Case... - I haven't seen it.
- Dwayne totes his deformed twin brother, Belial,
around in a picnic basket, a pic-a-nic basket!
The conjoined twins were separated
in an early age, against their will.
And now, Belial is out for revenge!
- Okay. - Conjoined, deformed twin,
in a pic-a-nic basket.
- I did have a, there was a family in Buies Creek,
that was doing this. (background laughter)
I went over to their house all the time.
- Peekin' in the basket? - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Belial.
- Usually, if you detach a twin, from the main twin,
not that I wanna say there's preference between either--
- But, please, tell me everything you know
about conformed, conjoined twins!
- One is more of a leech, you know, a pariah, if you will.
And when you take it away, it doesn't,
it doesn't have this thing that it needs.
- Right, but it could fit in a basket nicely.
Be carried around by it's brother.
It's pretty angry.
- But, you know what?
Logic isn't important
when you're coming up with fictionalized characters.
So, I'm going to say this is real.
- It is real! - (cackling) Yeah!
- Take a look at this thing.
- [Rhett] Wow!
- [Link] It looks like the prop department
covered a dude in Play-Doh! I mean--
- [Rhett] Yeah, they coulda done a better job.
(Link exclaims)
He looks a lot like Joey, from my memories,
from my childhood. - From Buies Creek?
- Yeah. - Joey in the basket.
You've gotten all of these right, so far.
- Thank you.
- You're lucky.
- Well, I'm goin' for the sweep now.
- A moist mouth evil genius.
- Gosh, don't ever say that word again.
Don't ever say moist mouth again.
- A moist mouth evil genius,
in a Spanish conquistador get-up,
Marvel villain, Salivar's overactive salivary glands,
allow him to spray his victims with digestive liquids.
Thus, slowly dissolving them into a pile of bones.
Salivar! - Salivar's.
Like, saliva.
Moist mouth.
- Moist mouth evil genius! - Let's see how many times
we can say that.
There's a lot of people who hate the word moist.
Anybody that hates the word moist?
It's just, I don't really understand hating it.
But now, when Link says moist--
- CV's undecided.
Let me help you with that, moist mouth evil genius!
- When Link said moist mouth,
I began to hate the word moist.
(Link chuckles) - And for that,
I'm going to say this is fake.
- (laughs) It is fake!
(Rhett cackles)
But, if he were real, he'd look like this.
- [Rhett] (exclaims) That's right!
- [Link] See, you thought I was sleepin',
but I'm just hatchin' my evil genius!
- You still haven't gotten me back for that, by the way.
You said you were gonna exact revenge on me.
- I did.
I picked your phone out of your pocket,
and I through it out on the slopes at Sundance.
- Oh, yeah, okay.
That was you.
- Still out there, right?
- Yeah, to call Zordak to get that one.
- Gotcha!
Salivar!
That's me, on a plane.
When Waldo Williams is infected by
a Mexican, butt-humping bullfrog...
- Whoa, come on. (background laughter)
- His butt expands 20 feet, at nightfall.
Like a werewolf, except it's his butt.
And goes on a killing spree.
Now, Waldo must prove that it's his werebutt, and not him,
doing the killing in the film, Rectuma! (laughs)
(background laughter) - Oh, gosh!
♫ Waldo Williams got a problem with his butt
♫ Every night it shrinks and gets big ♫
Doesn't shrink, shrinks the next morning.
- Hold on, hold on, hold on.
- That's the jingle for Rectuma.
- Where was the frog involved?
- The butt-humping bullfrog?
Bit 'em on the butt.
That's why-- - It's so wrong,
on so many different levels,
that the only logical conclusion is that it's real.
- (laughs) You're right!
- (laughs) See, I mean, you gotta know,
hey, here's why I was good at taking tests.
- Here's a picture-- - I'm not actually smart.
- [Link] From the film.
I think that is a butt cheek,
destroying an entire city block.
I've seen it before!
I know what to look for, and that's what's happening.
- [Rhett] The name of the butt is Rectuma?
- The name of the movie is Rectuma.
- The name of the film, okay.
- [Link] But, yeah.
Okay, the sweep is alive! - Alright.
- Marvel's Asbestos Lady, was an evil scientist,
who designed a flameproof suit,
and set fires, to hold back police, while she robbed banks.
Unfortunately, that suit was made of asbestos,
which causes cancer, when it's in your ceiling,
let alone, wrapped around your body.
Marvel's Asbestos Lady.
- Asbestos Lady started fires?
- Yeah, flameproof suit, kept the cops away.
- This feels like too much thought went into this one.
Fake.
- I'm sorry, Rhett, the streak is gone.
(Rhett exclaims) It's real!
- Really? - It's real, yeah.
And it's a Marvel thing.
And on her death bed, Asbestos Lady,
at least found comfort in knowing
that Poison Ivy's suit was made of poison ivy.
- Oh.
- It wasn't, that's just what we told her.
I mean, she was dying.
What was I supposed to tell her?
I mean, she's-- - You were there?
- Yeah. (background laughter)
- Wow.
You didn't even tell me.
- Cancer.
- Okay, well, I still won the game, right?
But now, it's just about pride.
- Yep!
Every chef's biggest fear is the health inspector,
but a visit from Health Inspector Hector,
is a living nightmare in the inspection!
It's a film.
After being fired from the FDA,
Hector goes rogue, and begins torturing restaurant workers,
in order to truly cleanse kitchens,
of dirt, grease, and human life!
Hector the health inspector!
- No superpowers?
Just a great inspector? (background laughter)
- My research has not dictated any superpowers.
- Oh, okay, (stammers) your research.
Fake!
- You're right, it is fake. - Hey!
- But, I do love it when,
you know, when people's occupations rhyme with their name.
That's why I should be a therapist.
- Link the shrink? - Shrink Link.
You could be a veterinarian!
And, you win the prize! - (exclaims) What is it?
- Even though it wasn't a clean sweep,
you'll find out soon enough!
But, for now, thank you for liking,
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- Forget villains and thugs!
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