What? No no no no come on
They didn't even tell us who murdered the queen
You know what, it's all good
next episode starts in 10 seconds
Yes
Should we watch this next episode?
or should we do what we normally do on Saturday nights?
Unload the dishwasher?
I'm talking about, y'know
Look, they're talking about your client on TV
Multi platinum singer, Cooper James
has split with his movie star flame, Sierra Quinn
Is this gonna affect you?
No, I'm just Copper's accountant
He only calls me when he makes mistakes
like buying a round of drinks for a baseball stadium
Alexa! Play Jake's new sex mix
Playing BBC News at Six
Everyday 12 year-old Akema
must walk through her violent soaked village
Hi, is this Jake's house?
Oh
That's Cooper James
Why is Cooper James at our door?
Cooper James, hi
You must be Claire
Oh another one, oh aha a third
I should've taken a dramamine
Sorry to barge in like this on you Jake
but I'm having a bit of an emergency
Ooh an accountant emergency
I've been waiting my whole life for this
The paparazzi are after me since this break-up
and I need a safe place to hide
so, I thought who is an ordinary guy, living an ordinary life in a totally ordinary place
Feel free to stop saying ordinary
Is it at all possible that I can crash here until it all dies down?
Oh uh
Wait, I wasn't interrupting anything was I?
No! We were just sitting watching TV and eating Chex Mix
Playing Jake's sex mix
So I talked to Cooper's manager and he thinks this will all blow over in a couple of weeks
We're not cool enough to host a guy like Cooper for that long
Look at the reminders popping up on his phone
Okay
Studio session with Rihanna
Get fitted for wax sculpture
We have scented candles and this kid is becoming a candle
Hey I hope you don't mind
but I didn't bring any clothes
so I just grabbed a couple things from your closet
Those are from my closet
and they look amazing on you
Just loving how simple things are here
You guys literally put an 'EAT' sign on the wall
'cause that's what you do in a kitchen
Picked that bad boy up from Costco
it's a private store, but uh I can get you on the list
Hey, I was gonna sneak away to a private club tonight
if you guys wanted to join
But I, ooh no, I see you got a couples massage booked
Oh no, I think you misread that
That's couples message
Yeah, Jake and I are kinda famous for recording silly outgoing messages on our landline
Hit 'em with a taste, C-train
No, I don't think
Come on
Hey when you get, to the end of the tone
We'll get back to you
Hey girl, why don't you lay down a smooth track with your deets
Aiight
[laughs]
Cooper we would love to come out with you tonight
Great
What's a landline?
Oh my god
Guys, this is my security guard, Nightmare
Haha Nightmare, what up player?
Yeah
Okay Jake, are we too lame to be here?
No!
How am I doing?
Maybe try using your upper body too
I just love that you're having fun
Shots!
Yeah!
Best Sunday night ever!
Jake
What happened last night?
Well, I know we came home to get it on
and I went upstairs to change into a sexier outfit
Did we get it on?
I don't think so
Look, someone secretly took picture of me dancing with Cooper at that nightclub
Everyone we know thinks I'm having an affair
Look at this email that I just got from our pastor
Can you get me concert tickets or was this a hit it and quit it situation
Okay
Oh we get calls from all kinds of places
Keep your message short, we'll get back to you
Oh we get calls, from all kinds of places
Hey girl, please leave a message and we'll get back
Bye!