- Sounds really weird that I ordered a love machine
off the internet.
This is one of our weirdest ones
that we've done guys,
get ready for this.
You've seen the title.
It's a love machine.
We have, like, weird things in our garage
this is something that we got for a video,
and we never did a video on it.
One thing you guys know
is we've been traveling a ton this summer,
but we have been
having a secret part of the adventure.
right, Lincoln? What have we been doing?
- We have been hiding treasures,
all around the USA,
and a few, maybe one international place,
and the whole reason why we've been doing it is
because we have our good friends that just got here.
- Oh, what up.
- The Jurgys!
(funky music)
- Nellie and I, every week we bury treasures
wherever we are.
- How's it going guys?
Do you guys remember our collab thing
where like, hey we're gonna do collabs
with channels under 100,000 subscribers.
Are you above 100?
- No we're like 1000, 1200 away.
- 1200 away.
Go over there and give them a subscribe,
and get them above 100.
- 125,000.
- 125?
- Can we do that.
- What else we got.
- 125,000.
- Lincoln's a little auctioneer over here, look at this.
So we have a really fun video.
We'll tell you more about it at the end,
and we'll link to it in the description,
but go check it out,
and you can find treasures, presents,
all kinds of stuff that we hid everywhere,
but for now are you guys ready to see this love machine?
- [The Jurgys] Yes.
- It is love machine time.
For those of you that didn't know
what a love machine is, like Lincoln,
here it is, test your love.
- [Bryce] Oh man, look at this.
- Have you guys ever seen one of these before?
- Yes.
- I've seen like the whole.
- Little.
- Genie Guy.
- They have one of these at Disney Land?
- The genie from that Big movie?
How does it work?
Like do you both touch here at the same time?
- So you put your magic touch on it,
and somehow magically it feels all the love
you have inside of you,
and then it tells you what your love level is, right?
- Maybe, let's see.
- Put coin in chute, put chute in,
and release, then squeeze handle.
I feel like they are a nice,
I'm gonna say young couple.
- We got lots of love.
- Yeah, how long you guys been married,
a couple years?
- Almost three
- Almost two and a half.
- Two and half, three years,
like they're still in their honeymoon phase.
So I wanna test their love out,
and see what it's gonna be.
We've never turned this thing on.
I ordered off the internet,
sounds really weird that I ordered a love machine
off the internet.
Plugging it in.
- Wait, wait, wait,
I wanna plug it in.
- It might shock you.
- [Bryce] Careful, careful.
- Be careful.
- Aaaah.
- Oh, wild.
- It says you're wild.
Right off the bat.
- [Nellie] Do we have any quarters?
- [Dan] Oh boy, Lincoln, your pockets
are a little out over there.
- I pull out my quarters, but we have,
but I just.
- Say we find 30 quarters, do I get 10,
Bryce gets 10, Nellie gets 10?
- No she's gets all 30.
- She gets all 30, awww.
- Lincoln you're love's gonna be high, buddy.
You're gonna be like up there on Uncontrolled,
Okay, you put it in.
- 'Kay, grab, push it.
- You gotta squeeze it, and just hold it.
Oh, it's ringing!
- [Bryce] Is it shocking you?
- Ahh.
- Go.
- What am I supposed to do?
- Just wait.
- [Everyone] Mild!
- (vocalized sad trombone)
- [Nellie] I mean that's better than Poor Fish.
- That's true.
- Alright Nellie...
- Let's see your love.
- I feel like I'm in Miami or something.
- [Bryce] Focus into it, focus into it.
- Positive energy.
- [Dan] Honestly, are you nervous right now?
- Yeah, I don't wanna see bad.
Positive energy.
- Hot Stuff! Look at that!
I already knew that.
- That's pretty good. Now I'm nervous.
- Boom! All my strength.
It's gonna say Naughty but Nice,
cause I pulled it so hard.
Ohh! Harmless!
Harmless. I'm harmless.
What, in the picture, is that?
Look at that face.
- [Nellie] She don't want--
- What's that in his hands? Him? Her?
- [Nellie] Cookies.
- I really don't know.
Alright, Bryce.
- [Nellie] Do me proud.
- Kiss the hand.
- [Dan] Oh! That's the trick!
- Come on.
- [Nellie] Oh, both hands.
- It's not down here.
- [Nellie] Passionate!
- Oh, okay!
- Wait, wait, wait. You're hot stuff.
And he's passionate.
I told you we needed the young couple here!
Look at that!
- Hand. And then we both go?
Or are we both holding here?
- Here.
- [Dan] Whatever you think.
- We're love.
- I'm just gonna give as much.
- [Dan] Oh, look at that love.
I can feel the love.
- Yeah! It better be uncontrollable.
Oh, that's pretty good. I'll take it.
- [Dan] Passionate.
It's pretty consistent with you guys.
- Okay, yeah! - Yes!
- Alright, here's what's going on here.
Lincoln doesn't know what's happening,
but I feel like there's a really bad glare
on this glass.
- No! I am doing this!
I am doing this!
- What?
- I am doing that!
- You're doing it?
You're taking the hatchet from me?
Ripping it out of my hands?
(laughs)
Oh, man!
(glass breaking)
- Yeah!
- You scared me!
- (slo-mo) Yeah!
- (slo-mo) You scared me!
- I just wanna chuck a football at it,
and break the rest.
- That's a good idea.
- [Dan] What's your football history?
How much tackle football have you played?
- They call her the bulldog in softball.
- I tackle people in softball.
- [Dan] Wow! Okay!
(glass breaking)
Oh! The Bulldog!
- Hot stuff!
- Nice!
(glass breaking)
- Oh! Right on the money!
- Wow! Oh! Right through the Burning!
Okay, there's not gonna be any more glare.
Oh, we broke Harmless.
If none of them light up, it's probably the Harmless one.
So, we gotta test our love,
over here at the What's Inside house.
Hold it. Hold it.
What'd it get at me.
- I don't know.
- Come on.
- Do I let go of it?
Wild!
- We're wild.
- Look at that picture. That's us.
We do that all the time.
This is our pose, that we do on the couch every morning.
We squeeze each other's cheeks, just like that.
Right, hon?
- No.
- The Love Machine never lies.
Don't doubt the Love Machine.
I mean, it probably does, but...
- All alone, what is Leslie?
- Where am I?
- Oh! Harmless!
- [Lincoln] You're the same!
- You're harmless! That's what I was!
- Really?
- We are both this guy right here.
- [Leslie] Oh my gosh.
- Uncontrollable Love apparently means
in a hammock.
Hot Stuff is that guy with three girls.
That's Hot Stuff.
Passionate, that's you guys.
By a tree, on an adventure.
Hiding a treasure, that's perfect.
Burning. I don't know about that one.
Wild. That's me and Leslie, right there.
Naughty but Nice. Oooo, look at that.
She looks like she's questioning that dude.
Mild. That dude's not into it, one bit.
That body language right there.
Look how far he's pulling himself away.
We've already gone over the Harmless.
This one is Clammy.
And then the last place,
Poor Fish, Try Again.
Any final thoughts before we take it apart?
- There's obviously some magic involved.
- There's like a leprechaun that's hiding inside.
(smash)
- Oh, right in! Right in!
(smash)
That got us in!
(beeping)
- [Nellie] There's, like, nothing there.
- Did we set off an alarm? What is that?
Oh, it's the neighbor.
That was easier than I thought.
- My quarters.
- Are they in there?
- Yeah. Okay, where's the sledgehammer?
- Or you could just pull it out.
Is that your quarters?
- No, please don't do that!
- You put the quarter in, okay.
Alright, you put the quarter in here,
you squeeze it, that's right.
- [Bryce] Drops in there. - Interesting.
- [Bryce] Does this? Oh, it doesn't go as far.
- Yeah, so look at this.
This guy right here, if there's a quarter in,
it slides over the top, and it doesn't stop
until it gets all the way to that stoppage point
right there.
Put the quarter in again. Let's watch this thing.
- [Bryce] So it goes all the way.
- See, that doesn't, yeah.
And then drop it out, and try it again.
Let go of it.
It pushes this down, which triggers this little guy.
That sends the signal. Like magic.
- So it is magic.
- We figured it out.
This door is kind of annoying right there. Let's just...
Knock it off of there.
- Oh, what is this?
- Oh, how cute is that?
"Love Tester. Measure your..."
- [Bryce] "Sex appeal"
- "Measure your appeal on this Love Meter."
- Great, this video's not gonna be monetized now.
- Is that real metal?
- Did you know that came with it?
- No. Sign in a bracket.
Okay! Look at that, guys!
Who wants this?
- Without hurting myself.
Oh! Okay!
- What in the what?
What in the--?
(laughing) I just gently take it out.
This, whatever this guy is,
lemme know in the comments what this is.
This looks like it was built December 7, 1973.
This one, March 11, 1968 in America.
One thing I learned, I did a little research on this.
It does not test your temperature.
It's supposed to not even know how strong you pull.
It really is all about these gears right here.
And it's a randomizer, and it's so random,
it has 30,000 different options that it can do,
that you're never really going to be able
to predict what it is.
- That's how many times it's been rung?
- That's how many times.
43,703 people have tested their love.
What is 43,703 times .25?
- Does he already know that?
- [Siri] The answer is 10,925.8.
- $10,000 have gone into that machine.
- Wow.
- Nice.
Do you think we'll get that many Likes on this?
- Oh yeah!
Can the Jergys get 43,703 subscribers
from this collaboration?
- Look at this, guys.
Each one of these, there's 10 of these.
We assume each one of these 10 go over to here
and correspond with one of these lights.
So, somehow, when this spins around,
what happens is, behind the scenes,
Look at all these gears.
There's five or six gears down in there.
Once you pull on it, those things
are spinning all around.
I don't know if we can get them to turn at all.
Look at that, you see those?
- [Bryce] Oh, that's causing that
to turn over there, huh?
- Yep, those spin around,
this turns, this nozzle...
- [Bryce] Oops, other way.
- These things go around, and whenever it stops
on one of these, whichever one it stops on,
that's the one that explodes up here.
- It does not explode.
- It's cooler seeing how things work, not computerized.
It's all gears. - Exactly.
It's kinda cool to look at old technology,
and see the way that it works,
and how much time, in the 50's,
when somebody put this thing together,
they put into making that. That's...
Here's the remains right here, we have all this.
We have this board that is super cool.
This is going into our office.
- Should we put this in one of our treasures?
Our upcoming treasures?
- Sounds good.
- Yeah, cause everybody wants a red lightbulb.
- Number six.
- Wait, it's true. It is cut.
- Okay, we've destroyed this thing.
Oh!
- Oh my gosh!
- (laughing) Forgot about that one.
Like I said, this is one of the most
ridiculous projects we've done.
But I actually thought it was super interesting, right?
- Yeah, it was.
- That was fun!
- So, we did a crazy adventure on their channel.
Go check it out.
The link is right here.
Can we get them 43,000, no, 47,000 subscribers?
- I don't know why it's 47 now, but let's keep raising it.
This is what they do.
They go on crazy adventures, and we did it with them.
There's a killer video right here.
You've gotta click on it.
We're giving away merch that nobody's had before,
and different prizes that we've hid
all around the world.
Go watch the video, and if the prize is by you,
if the treasure is buried by where you live,
go get it and send us a video back,
cause we wanna see it.
- Wait-- - Whoa!