What is up, DramaAlert Nation?
I'm your host, Killer Keemstar.
Let's get right into the news!
Our first story is coming from Logan Paul.
He is getting evicted from his apartment!
Today, he uploaded a video titled "I GOT EVICTED AND I'M MOVING IN WITH JAKE?!"
In the video, he asked Jake if he could move in with him, and, you know, it's probably bullshit.
Logan's probably gonna get his own place, but he actually did get evicted.
And I can't think of how he got evicted. Like, what did Logan Paul do that would've gotten him evicted from his apartment?
Oh, yeah. This!
[ LAUGHTER ]
I feel so bad for anyone that lives anywhere near the fucking Pauls.
Anyhow, Logan Paul first, before this video came out, tweeted out this!
And apparently, the other side of this YouTube Civil War, RiceGum, made a calculated move!
He responded by saying this!
Oh shit, treason in the making!
Also in the news, today, Jake Paul took shots at me!
He uploaded a YouTube Video titled "Jake Paul - Music Stars Diss Track (Official Music Video)."
It appears that RiceGum, PewDiePie, H3H3, Logan Paul, Alissa Violet and KEEMSTAR is in the thumbnail.
Now, in this music video from Jake Paul, he says that he does all this great stuff and it never gets covered in the news, and he's just a human too. Roll it!
Now listen, Jake, it might be true that you did all this very kind and good stuff, but that is not what we've seen lately.
All we've seen is you jumping on news vans, starting fires in your pool and just being a fucking asshole.
And, if we can, let's go back to this YouTube Civil War, because also, in the news, last video, we talked about KSI quitting Sidemen.
KSI tweeted out this.
Now, when that tweet went out, Vikkstar, a member of Sidemen, he was streaming and this was his live reaction. Roll it.
My stream chat right now... They see JJ's tweet.
Yeah, [ LAUGHTER ]
Oh my goodness, that was a trigger festival. That, just that, I think in hind-- yeah, I don't know, man. Fuck that house.
Damn, it kinda seems like the Sidemen are pissed off at KSI. Another Sidemen member, known as MiniMinter, tweeted out this!
Whoo! Was that a diss at KSI? Saying that, you know, KSI wasn't willing to be, you know, in vlogs and challenges and all that?
I don't know, but KSI's brother, ComedyShortsGamer, uploaded a video today titled "i am joining team 10."
Now, in the video, he talks about the YouTube Civil War, and he wasn't sure if he was gonna join Sidemen or join Team 10. Here's a clip from that video. Roll it!
Like, the Sidemen want me to join their crew, and then, Team 10 wants me to join their group because of the Civil War.
So the Civil War involves RiceGum, KSI and Jesse Wellens, yo.
FaZe Banks, dude. FaZe Banks, Alissa Violet.
Then it involves Team 10. There's two Spanish kids,
Now, you might be thinking to yourself that ComedyShortsGamer is just having a little bit of a goof. He's just having a bit of a laugh with this YouTube Civil War shit.
However, Sidemen member, known as MiniMinter, responded on Twitter by saying this.
And that's when Deji responded with this.
[ LAUGHTER ]
Oh shit, oh shit!
Obviously, he's talking about how KSI left Sidemen, oh my god. It's getting hot in here!
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ LAUGHTER CONTAINED IN DRINK ]
[ MUFFLED LAUGHTER ]
[ CALM YOUR TITS, KEEM ]
Oh, exposed! Exposed!
[ SERIOUSLY, CALM YOUR TITS ]
Um, okay, that was kinda lame.
Yikes!
Oh, here we go! Deji responded with
I'm bleeding from the neck.
Oh shit, what was the DM? What was the DM? I wanna know what the DM is.
And it ended right there. So, it looks like tomorrow, there's gonna be more on that story.
Also in the news, Tana Mongeau, she goes on tour, she does these concerts where she talks, like she's not really a singer,
anyhow, people pay good money to see Tana Mongeau live.
And well, today, her concert, or whatever the fuck you wanna call it, got interrupted.
So, what the fuck is Tana Mongeau talking about?
Well, allegedly, some parents went to her show, heard her swearing and then called the fucking police. She talked about this on her SnapChat, Roll it!
I wanna give a giant shout-out to the parents who brought their kids to my show and then called the police because they don't like swear words or sexual innuendos.
I understand that what I do is vulgar, but, as a parent, I think it's your job that, before paying money for a ticket to a show, you should watch the videos.
Also, I don't, nothing we were doing on-stage was any worse than anything I do in my videos, if anything, it was better, we were censoring ourselves.
I don't understand. I'm not out here saying I'm the best role model, but parenting like that really blows my mind.
So, to everybody on my show, as soon as the cops leave, I'll be back on stage. I love you guys.
Good lord! Y'know, Tana Mongeau does have a point though.
Parents have no idea what kids are actually watching or what they're into.
I've heard so many stories of parents making their children unsub from Jake Paul after he started making national news for all this douchbaggery.
And now ladies--
Fucking A!
And now, ladies and gentlemen, for our final story-- I'm getting wet!
Y'know what, my final story's not even that fucking good and I gotta clean up this mess, so, if you love DramaAlert, make sure you slap a like on it.
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